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H O W T O M A K E A
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D O O R B E L L S H O C K E R
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by:
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amorphous
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INTRODUCTION
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You're probably thinking, "What the heck? A door bell that gives a
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shock?" Yes. But, this isn't just a doorbell that gives a shock. This
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is a doorbell that gives a powerful ZAP. Get back at those fags who
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keep ringing your door bell late at night and early in the morning. Just
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follow the instructions below and you'll be on your way to being known as
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jerk of your neighborhood.
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DISCLAIMER
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I will not be held responsible for the misuse of this file. The contents
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below are very dangerous. You could give a serious shock to your
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mailman, little kids selling candy, your neighbor, the fags ringing your
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doorbell late at night, or your gay paper boy. This is for informational
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purposes only. If you use the contents below, you'll be king of the
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world.
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MATERIALS
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1 Long extension wire (one that plugs into the outlet)
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Scissors or a knife
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Glue
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Stapler
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Tape
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Paint (the color of your house)
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WHAT TO DO
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1) Take the end of the wire and cut off the place where the appliance
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plugs in. MAKE SURE THE EXTENSION WIRE IS NOT PLUGGED IN. If it is, you
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could get yourself killed. Now, cut the plastic off the wire so the wire
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itself is sticking out (the copper). Make the copper piece longer by
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cutting off the plastic.
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2) Now, if you carefully look at the wire, you can see that the wire is
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not just all one piece. It is actually thin copper wires the size of
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hairs rapped together to form the wire itself. Cut off all the hairs of
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wire until there is only one piece of wire sticking out of the positive
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and negative sides of the extension wire. It should now look like this:
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__________________________________
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__________________________________E-------------
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3) Now, put this outside of your window. DON'T PLUG IT IN YET. Just in
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case someone pushes in your doorbell too hard, knocking the wires off the
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doorbell, put some super glue around the button of the doorbell so it
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cannot be pushed in. Let it set.
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4) Now, rap the two wires around your doorbell and glue them on both
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sides of the button so it can't come off. DON'T PUT ANY GLUE OR TAPE ON
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THE FRONT OF THE DOORBELL. If you do, the connection will not be made
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when the person puts his thumb on it because the glue will be in the way.
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Only put it on the sides so the two wires will be visible to the air.
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DON'T LET THE TWO WIRES TOUCH. If the two wires touch and you plug it
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in, you will start a massive electrical fire inside your walls and burn
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your house down.
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5) Now, staple the wire going to the doorbell to your house so it doesn't
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come off. Just so it's not noticeable, paint over the wire. It's done.
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If you are very eager to shock someone, put a sign on your door saying:
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"MAILMAN:
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PLEASE RING THE DOORBELL
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WHEN MAIL IS DROPPED OFF
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THANK YOU"
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This doorbell shocker can either give someone a serious shock, knock them
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unconscious, or if it's raining out even death. (Don't kill anyone).
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ONLY PLUG IT IN WHEN IT IS IN USE. Don't leave it plugged in overnight,
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when your out, or when you're in the other room. Keep it in sight at all
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times when it's plugged in. Have fun.
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This concludes HOW TO MAKE A DOORBELL SHOCKER. Look for more of my
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files.
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