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The Mayberry Family of Virus by HypoDermic!!!!
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Legal BS!
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HypoDermic is NOT responsible for any damages directly or
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indirectly caused by the use of these alternative programs and
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code. These virus were produced for educational puposes only! :>
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These files are not to be distributed without the written consent
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of HypoDermic nor are they to be used in any destructive form!
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Who the Hell is this HypoDermic?
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Good question! Some of you already know me either by my real
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handle or if you are special you know me by my real name (oooh!)
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but for those who have know clue I am a lamer newbie upcoming
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alternative programer with realy no future doing anything else but
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virus programming. Wow! What would my therapist say about that? I
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make no claims to be good because I am just learning the trade with
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no formal education. But maybe someday (daydreaming...) Ill be in
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one of those k-rad groups, NOT!
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Kissing Ass Section!
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This is that section you always see at the end where I am
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supposed to kiss ass to all those who help me out! Yeah right!
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Well I am gonna tell ya the people who helped me know who they are
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and need not be mentioned publically here except one and THIS IS
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NOT A KISS ASS.....and the winner is MnemoniX for his cool beta of
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Biological Warfare...You wanted some feed back check out these
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files! I liked it and it is easy to use and pretty moron proof.
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Why THE MAYBERRY FAMILY?
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Cause I felt that the AVer world needed another virus family
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:> to keep them busy naming these fucking things. Get a clue and
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go back to the Number Naming scheme and make your life easier
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HeHe!! And someone already did the Adams Family (Deathboy), damn!
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But be sure to watch for other families in the future; such as, The
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Brady Bunch with my favorite the Groovy Marsha Virus, Beaver
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Cleaver Family, The Beverly Hillbilly Family, 90210 (make me vomit),
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Melrose Place, Cosby Family (have to include all ethnic families),
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The Family Ties Family, and any other fucking TV show with a family I
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can think of. Maybe you AVers may just have to have a Parent Family
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name and call it TV Spoof Virus (TSV!!) maybe Ill copyright that
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parent name hmmmm!!! I should have mentioned that I watch way to much
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TV and not enough time programming. This show is one of the classics
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so I present you with the Mayberry Family.
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How about a quick breakdown of the cast?
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This will save some of you "researchers" especially you self
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appointed ones some time which correct me if I am wrong but that
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would be about all of you!
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Andy: Memory resident, COM & EXE infector. Very simple Andy was
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a example of a fine citizen of Mayberry a role model for
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us all. Andy hated alternative programmer deep down
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inside and vowed to lock us up in his maximum security
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jail. Hehehe.
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Barney: Non-Resident, COM infector, encryption, anti-trace,
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directory transversal, with improved Dir stealth. One
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bullet Barn is a sneaky little devil. I wonder if he
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ever T-ed up Velmalou?
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Opy: Memory resident, COM infector, anti-trace. What a little
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rascal (hey there's another Family for me to create The
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Little Rascals) that opy was always the loyal son. I bet
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Opy wouldn't ever code virus in our times cause his Pa
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wouldn't allow it.
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AuntB: Non-Resident, COM & EXE infector, directory
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transversal, with improved Dir stealth. Everone needs an
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aunt like AuntB to wipe there asses, pack there
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lunches, and make good 'ol family dinners. Hmmmm with an
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aunt like that who needs computes and all this high tech
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modern crap.
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Floyd: Non-Resident, EXE infector. Would you let a Fuck
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like that cut your hair?
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Otis: Non-Resident, COM & EXE infector, encryption,
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directory transversal. Be careful this fat sloopy drunk
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is liable to infect your whole fucking system with one
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looonnnggg belt of moonshine!
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MissCrump: Memory Resident, COM & EXE infector, anti-trace,
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Dir stealth. Miss Crump that little vixen, has always
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turned my crank! I bet she's a go-er! Andy should have
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tooled her when he had the chance.
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Velmalou: Non-Resident, COM infector, directory stealth. She was a
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little too mousey for me but I am sure one of you other
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perverts thought she was the end all of country women.
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Jethro: Non-Resident, COM infector, encryption. WAIT a Cotton
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picking minute he ain't no member of the Mayberry Family,
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you might say!!! Well Ill tell ya there is a lot of
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inbreeding happening way down south and you can never be
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to sure (Andy and him looked alot a like and he was as
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dumb as GoMer and he let Floyd cut his hair you can tell
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by the part on the side it is Floyd's trade mark!) We
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may never know what realy happened by that cement pond???
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I guess this could be one of those virus that could be
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considered as part of several families until someone
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renames it! :>
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Goober: Memory Resident, COM & EXE infector, encryption,
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anti-trace, improved Dir Stealth. Goober falls into the
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same catagory as Floyd...would you let this fuck fix your
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car if YES ill sell you my entire virus collection for
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$100 dollars. I personally would let him fix my car
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right after he performs brain surgery on one of my loved
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one, NOT!!!
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GoMer: Non-Resident, COM & EXE infector, Dir stealth. Well
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Gooolllyyy!!! What a knob! He kinda reminds of a few of
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the people I know in the virus scene not to point any
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fingers but you know who you are.
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Well Thats All!!
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Well I hope I remembered all the Family if I find a few more Ill
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be sure to send them on there way. You can never tell who is
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truely related to who. Be Sure to watch for more Lame TV Family
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Virus!!! Some of these scan and some don't some are lame and others
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are lamer.
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HypoDermic =============>PUT THE NEEDLE IN!!!!
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P.S. BTW, there is no destructive routines in any of the Mayberry
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Family! Could you honestly see anyone from the cast causing
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harm to another person? It would be like someone actually dying
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on the A-TEAM (hey hey there's another one for me!)
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P.S.P.S. Hope you enjoyed this Spoof!
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