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so now your probably wondering.. why would i want to blow up a toilet??
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well its pretty damn simple.. have you ever blown up a toilet? no?? well
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then how do you know its gonna suck..? just for the record i have shot
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a toilet.. destroyed one with a baseball bat .. and thrown one to its
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death but i have never blown one up.. this fourth of july all thats going
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to change.. so here is a theoretical listing of ways to literally blow up
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a toilet using common fireworks bought at your local stand..
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first off you have to establish your target.. questions you should ask
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yourself..
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is this toilet in a gas station owned by phillips 66?
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can i handle the social and political impact this will have on society?
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do i have enough cash to pay for the fireworks and timer?
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if the answer to all these questions is yes then read on..
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first you need to buy your explosives.. i suggest 10 M80's.. which i know
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are illeagal in a number of states but not all.. or 15 M60's.. next get a
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roll of black tape.. then go to the grocery store and get an egg timer and
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two nine volt batteries.. then go to your favorite hobby store and get a
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package of model rocket ignitor fuses.. then you need to construct the
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device..
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wrap all the Mwhatevers into one bundle like a big circle.. tie all the fuses
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together.. if you have to get some twine and soak it in kerosene to extend
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the fuses.. in the end you need to have one main fuse.. now set that
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somewhere safe.. take the egg time and take it apart and look for the
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hammer that dings the bell.. take a wire and connect it the hammer.. then
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take another wire and connect it to the bell.. now set that aside.. take
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the two nine volts and wire the + to + and - to -.. then tape them together
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and take two wires and attatch one to each.. take the negative wire and
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attatch it to one lead of the model rocket fuse.. take the other wire and
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attach it to the wire from the hammer of the egg clock.. now attatch the
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wire from the bell to the + lead from the battery.. CAUTION your device is
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now armed.. carefully tape everything together .. in fact it would be a
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good idea at this point to slip a piece of thick paper between the hammer
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and the bell.. now take your toilet destroyer and place it on near in or
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around the tank of your least favorite shitter.. set the timer for atleast
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a half hour and dont be obivious in placement.. thats it leave and then wait
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for the blast.. or hey get someone else to plant it and stop by for a pack of
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smokes right on schedule..
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please note.. if you go to jail for terrorist activity i did not tell you to
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do this.. and i most certainly didnt say anything about phillips 66 and i sure
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as hell didnt tell you that a bomb powerful enough to obliterate a toilet
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could be built for less than 10$... alright? now get out there and kill kill
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kill...
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