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| Hybridos Guide To Suicide |
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| Assistance: Razor |
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I knew that somebody was going to read this crap. Well.. Like we all know, suicide
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IS the final solution to everything. I do not encourage anybody to commit suicide
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or anyhow find pleasure in hurting anybody.. So I will not be held responsible for
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the deaths of any of you suckers out there.. This is just a purely fictional file
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for the new millennium.. Happy suicide, Hybrido!
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METHODS OF GOiNG TO THE OTHER SiDE
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Like you should already know, there are many ways to leave this world of cruelty
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right at this point.. Many of them cause pain and a horrible mess to clean up..
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Others make you choke for a long time and die quietly.. Choose yours and do the
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world a favour..!
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1. FiREARMS
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These nifty bastards cause about 60% of all male suicides. Maybe the most easiest
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way of letting everything go.. And the fastest.. But think of the mess, god damn
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it! The police will have a horrible mess to clean up, pieces of brains everywhere
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and pieces of cranium hanging from the wall..
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The most effective way of using a firearm is to point the barrel into your mouth,
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up to your brains.. One shot should be enough.. But remember to use some weapon
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with a big caliber, or with bad luck you will be sitting in the hospital as a
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vegetable.. Or just use a shotgun and go visit Cobain and Dead of Mayhem..
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2. SLASHiNG THE WRiSTS
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What a way to go.. This should not be too painful if you know what you are doing..
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If you should happen to have a medicine that makes your arm feeling numb, inject
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that stuff near your wrist.. If you do not have narcotics, take a bucket with ICE
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COLD water and LOTS of ice.. Double the ice.. Hold your arm in that bucket until
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you feel nothing (about one hour).. Then get a razor blade and make three cuts..
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2.1 At the transition of your wrist, right accross..
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2.2 At a 45 degree angle cutting down from the left to the right, accross the
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first cut..
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2.3 From the center of the transition, down to you arm, as long as you feel no
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pain everything is good..
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You should have 6-10 minutes of life left, do whatever you want, but don't spoil
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your attempt by anybody..
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3. MEDiCiNE COMBiNED WiTH ALCOHOL
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Some say this is the most "romantic" way of leaving.. I would not agree with
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that.. ;) Take some sleeping pills and a couple of shots of hard liquor (like
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whiskey / vodka / rum) and combine them.. Pour down a couple of shots, when
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you start to feel numb in the whole body, empty the whole pack of sleeping
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pills (just to ensure everything ;)..
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4. AUTO-DECAPiTATiON CAR
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This may sound silly, but it appeared somewhere in the news in the year 1993...
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First you need access to a car and a LOOOoong rope.. Or a FAAAAaast car and a
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long rope.. The basic idea is to tie the other end of the rope to a really
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solid object and the other one to your neck.. Open up the car-window and lead
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the rope through the window, and around your neck.. Remember to use a safety
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belt and gas off as fast as you can.. When the end of the rope comes, it should
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basically rip off your head, but at least it should break your neck pretty bad ;)
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5. iS THiS REALLY "THE END"?
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Of course there are other methods of ending your life.. Like jumping off a
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building or hopping in front of a train.. They should be pretty quick
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methods for ending your life.. BUT REMEMBER: Even if suicide is one solution
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for ending your life, I do not think it is the right one.. Facing the own
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problems, may be difficult for some, but it is the only true way of solving
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things.. Hope you enjoyed this file, and read other files from Hybrido..
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-NO CARRiER-
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