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/ Hate & Discontent /
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| Issue phucking #4 |
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| the art of killin |
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| big fat purple |
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| things... |
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/ Master Satan /
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\ And \
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/ Demigod /
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\ Presentation \
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/____________________/
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| Disclaimer |
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Ok in this file there is information (hints) on killing big fat purple
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things... These are thoughs Big fat purple things Called Grimmises. Ok
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these are also RICH fat fucking SWEATY SPONGEY PIGS who are sysops and
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left wing Zealots. Yes folks we are gonna get talking about killing them
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and/or making there lives miserable.
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| Phinding \ Finding |
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Ok you can either go to the local Mc. Donalds now most have a Kiddie
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section and they have slides and all that fucking shit, Boy I wish i could
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kill all of them. But look at grimmis and if you want come back later that
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night and blow it up (just for practice). Now when you do this laugh
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about it when it comes on the news someone's been blowing grimmises, but
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you might now what to go after the real Mc. Coy (if any of you are fat and
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Named Mc. Coy then I feel sorry for you cuz you might wind up dead.)
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| Identification Of Grimmises |
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Ok what we are looking for is something that is Fat enough to fit in a
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Grimmis costume and not have to use filling in the costume, But maybe a
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size or two larger costume. These are people whom have larger than a 40
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inch waste and are under 6 foot tall, and weigh over 200 - 1k pounds these
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are what we need to exterminate, Ok also some sysop's are kids 10 - 17
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years old that act like shits. When you meet them they act cool to you
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"this is a fucking ploy" there saying is "oh boy I'm gonna stab you in the
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back the second you leave.(trust me they do)" Well you could smash there
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computer piss on there disks and leave now you might have a bad ass that
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will TRY... let me emphasize TRY to stop you but just smash them once in
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there face they'll fall right to the damn ground. Ok now killing these
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bastards you can look back on issue #3 and see ways of fucking with them.
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But here is the where the killing begins.
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| Killing them |
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1. Use an explosive Harpoon.
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2. place land mines in their yard.
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3. put warfrin in their milk / then day later throw a rock at them!
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remember warfrin removes platelets from the blood therefore ANY cut
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will be fatal.
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4. Put ex-lax in there Cake / chocolate milk / ice cream / any thing
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chocolate make sure you use industrial strength / mix both liquid and
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pills.
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5. Put a dab or 20 of epsom salt solution in there coke...ect. it does
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the same as ex-lax.
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6. Put some Acid not LSD acid very little in a drink. Then sit back and
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taunt him with a bottle of Maalox , but don't give it to them then
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watch them die slowly as there stomach explodes from the acid.
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(sniff the drink before you give it to them. so you make sure you
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didn't put too much acid in their drink.) or you could give them acid
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replacement for the maalox. even better liquid drain-o.
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| blowing them away |
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Get out your 10 gauge shotgun yeah the one with your super high tech
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laser sight on it. Ok at night wait for the fucker to make a move out of
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his house. now with your special explosive rounds shoot him and watch
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pieces of him go flying every where. Laugh. or purchase mushroom bullets.
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Get out your grenades and throw it at them. Shrapnor grenade preferred.
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Put a C-4 bomb on there mommies car. Yeah the type that detonates apon
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ignition of the car. are you do this Pray to satan that he's in the car
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too.
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Burn their house down during the night thus riding the world of a
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Grimmis.
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Give them a vasectime, so they can't pollute the world. if female then
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give them a historectumy.
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Cut there balls of and shove them in there mouth. naaaa they'd like
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that.
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Crush there balls in stick them in Mommies mouth.
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They might like their computers so take them. Especially 386 and above.
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hey shit they don't deserve it.
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| Intelligence |
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Grimmis's normally drop out of school cuz they don't have friends and
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they get picked on alot, normally they'll try paying people off to be
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friends with them / very rare occurance, only if they're rich bastards,
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and mommie is normally divorced , took half of everything , has another
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brother that might be a K-rad person, that smokes dope guzzles beer and
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hates his grimmisey brother. But mommy hate Other son cuz she's now an
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upper crust cunt, and normally has a grimmis attached to her panties/bra
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strap. They normally pretend to be smart , know it all golden screw
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drivers, that can't pass a Stinking Ged test nor get one. Damn i could
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pass a GED test 1000x's over. Fuck! There EZ I've seen the books to GED
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classes something got to be dreadfully wrong if you can't pass one.
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| Their BBS's |
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They normally grimmis's will have boards running with high speed modems
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they hate lower speed they think everyone should have a high speed modem
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but they won't buy everyone one, Normal people don't have mommies buying 2
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or 3 500 dollar modems, but they are too stupid to realize that, they
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can't realize people would love a 500 dollar modem but just can't afford
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it due to the fact they have bills to pay and not enough income to afford
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these expensive items. Grimmis also have boards running on 386 machines
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or above / Give me a break everyone if i had a 386 - X86 and a 80286
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computer fuck the other people i'd give them use of the 286. the 386 is
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for myself not the other people of the town to use and/or destroy. they
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also have expensive sound/graphics cards in there BBS'S computer. Fuck i'd
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put a color monitor and color graphics card on a 286 not a VGA card. they
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also put expensive synthisizer cards in there BBS's computer, Give me a
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break I haven't heard of a board type that requires any of these cards,
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they normally brag Ohhh i've got a IBM 386 VGA-Roland MT-32 or something
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like that Hahaha you don't have shit, hahahaha, and there boards are
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normally busy alot, guess what there doing, spermin on the monitor to a
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porono .GIF picture, or to digitized sounds of some bitch getting fucked.
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Or just getting a boner in general over all the warez they leech over
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there intelligence on changing board type's alot so they can reset the U/D
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ratio. think about this when your on a grimmis board....
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| What they do |
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| behind ones |
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| Back |
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They'll normal sperm to someone about you get them against you, Just
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like that geek that runs and tells bruno hey bluto says your a queer. and
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then runs to bluto and says bruno wants to fight you. this is their shit
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they pull alot. They talk about how uncoth you are this and that. they
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like to make you squirm by having there mommy around when your there yeah
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the bitch that hates you cuz you wear Heavy metal shirts like Iron Maiden,
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Metallica, slayer, Anthrax, ect. They will ask people why the hell do they
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talk to you, but will turn around and be friendly to you. they sometimes
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do this on the phone, if you know of a pirate/phreak board log on one BS
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your way into it an learn how to tap phones, or befriend a Bell/AT&T
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employee/operator and get them to do it for you believe me you can get a
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Bell employee/operator to do this. Just BS with them and whalla there
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puddy in your hands.
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| Their friends |
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| Know this.... |
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1. how to phreak real well.
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2. detect the presents of ANI on extenders
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3. Have real expensive computers.
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4. Their friends are this their friends are that.
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5. Their friends have better computers than they do.
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really they're lying about this or just having a fantasy after/during
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their jerk off contest.
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| This has been another gross Issue of Hate and Discontent |
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| Disclaimer | If you get caught Killing one of these fat |
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+------------+ fucking stacks of shit then it's your fault |
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|/\/\/\/\/\/\| if you get caught black mailing them don't |
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+------------+ narc on the Bell Operator that helped you |
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|\/\/\/\/\/\/| Cuz if you do I'll kill you.. |
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Your faithful War Mongers!
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issue release date 05-08-1991
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| If you want to contact me send threats on my life whatever call |
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| 904-767-6913 and send me E-Mail or Leave me a message on how your |
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| gona slash my throat.. Well what the fuck are you doing sitting |
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| there like a grimmis call now! |
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