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KILL THE POLITICIANS: by FDT 10/2/02
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Choose a life, \ /
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Choose a job, \_<>_\____________/_<>_/
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Choose a career, | |
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Choose washing machines, | <20> <20> |
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cars, compact disc players | |o) |o) |
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and electrical tin openers... ( <20> )
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\ \______/ /
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|______________|
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|FDT|
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\ = /
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/ \
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|<7C>|
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First of all sorry the mistakes. Let me introduce myself, I am Fulano de
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Tal, and I love textfilez,
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mostly the revenge, and anarchy ones. I spend most of my free time coding
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and listenin music.
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I am not in any group, and I love virii. And thats all I have to say about
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that.
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Disclaimer:
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All material written in this txt is for fun purpose only. Anything you do
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with it is up to you.
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If you wanna do anything stupid with it, it becames your fuckin problem. If
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you get caught I will
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not help you. BUT if you complete your mission you will be a NATIONAL HERO.
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HI this txt file is written only for really desesperated and fucked up
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people, if you dont think
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you are one of those persons stop reading.
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So lets start:
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This project consists in dont givin a shit about anything and givin some
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help to your country.
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ARE YOU GOING TO KILL YOURSELF?, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABUT IT? DO YOU WANT
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TO BE REMEMBERED
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AFTER YOUR DEATH AS A GOOD PATRIOT OR EVEN MAYBE TO BE CONONIZED? If the
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answer to any of these
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questions is YES, then keep reading.
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Last day I heard in the news that a man had commited suicide in front of the
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cams because the
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goberment didnt care a shit about him. ASSHOLE!!!!! That was so fucking
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stupid. The politicians
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had never given a shit about you, and they never will, even if you kidnap
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their 9 yrs old child.
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THEY ARE POLITICIANS AND THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD THEY CARE ABOUT IS THEM
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FUCKIN SELVES!!!!!
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So what DA FUCK shall I do!!!???:
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Easy kill them.
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Yes. I've always thought that if you have a problem you dont have to
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accustom to the problem,
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but make the problem to disappear and never come back.
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SOME TIPS:
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GUNS
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LONG DISTANCE: needed to be a good shooter, and a good weapon with
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telescopic view
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You gotta find a good place for this. And it must be done in the outdoors
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or if the muthafucka
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is in a departament and you can watch him.
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If it is in the outdoors(he is kissing some damn babies or its a patriotic
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day and hes got to
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say a speech), you can do it from a dark windows car, or a departament.
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Just be sure to point
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to his horrible head, and to kill as many important people as you
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can(president, wife, council,
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vice-president,wife, ministers, anybody you disgust).
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SHORT DISTANCE: needed a gun, and to be prepared for anything
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Just find out some way to get close to the president, like for example,
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have a baby doll and ask
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the bastard for kissing it, like if it really were a baby. Then shoot him
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in some point you know
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he ll die. Then run, kill some more people if you need to escape.
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SICARIUS(not recomended but...)
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Do you know what a sicarius is? A sicarius is a professional killer who
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you pay for killing.
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Where can I find one? The work on finding one is difficult, and takes time
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and you can even die
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in the shot.
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Staring in discos: in the discos you can always find assholes sellin coke
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or some drug. What you
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gotta do is making you friend of this kind of guys, and asking him about
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it. You shall always ask
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to this 4th clase drug dillers, cause they era not too dangerous, and they
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cant tell the police.But
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dont mix with people you know is more powerful cause you ll end with a
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bullet in your skull.
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Also ask to prostitutes about anything related or other people who is
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doing something illegal and
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cant screw you up. If they refuse to talk pay something to them.
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If you find your man, make sure hes not very important, find out
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everything you can about him. You
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gotta know all his relations and all his friends and relatives. WHY? Some
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sicarius are really connected
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to the MAFIA, and the MAFIA is connected to the politics. Actually there
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are lots of gangsta
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politicians. So you MUST know very well the sicarius before you talk to
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him. If you dont trust him
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just find another.
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XPLOSIVES
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YEEEEEAAAAHHH!!! This is the best one. Do you know how to make home-made
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explosives? If you dont
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,then you can find some files in http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy. Or if
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somehow you own a granade,
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that could work pretty damn good too.
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WHAT TO DO?
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If you live in USA, just drop it... But if you are from some latin
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american country, this would be
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easier because of the lack of security.
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Yuo shall wait until you know there will be a parliament meeting, whare
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the president will be.
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You break in the room running as fast as you can (be sure you are running
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in the presidents or whoevers
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you wanna kill direction). When you reached your objective you detonate
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yourself. BOOOOOOOOM!!!
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No more tirany(until the next election).
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TERRORIST
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This is the hardest one; YOU SHALL BE A BIN LADEN'S FRIEND. Yes, really.
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Ask him to do it.
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There are other thousands of ways of killing a politician, such as: poison,
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pay a whore to do it for you
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(politicians love whores), kill him while he sleeps, etc...
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This is all for now, and remember you are doing something for the common
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good, who knows?maybe in
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the future there will be schools with your name, and squares with your
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statue.
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Good night!, and by the way I am making a web page for all my text files.
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FDT.
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10/2/02
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