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Wifespeak Translations
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Wifespeak English
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* You want <=> You want
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* We need <=> I want
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* It's your decision <=> The correct decision should be obvious by now
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* Do what you want <=> You'll pay for this later
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* We need to talk <=> I need to complain
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* Sure... go ahead <=> I don't want you to.
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* I'm hungry <=> (a) Make me something to eat.
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(b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your
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last $5, and go drive across town and get me
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something to eat. -- I don't care if what you
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are doing is important.
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* I'm not upset <=> Of course I'm upset,you moron.
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* You're ... so manly <=> You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
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* You're certainly <=> Is sex all you ever think about?
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attentive tonight.
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* I'm not emotional! <=> I'm on my period.
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And I'm not
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overreacting!
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* Be romantic, turn <=> I have flabby thighs.
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out the lights.
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* This kitchen is so <=> I want a new house.
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inconvenient
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* The car is empty <=> Go fill it up
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* The trash is full <=> Take it out
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* The dog is barking <=> Go outside in your underware and see what is wrong
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* I want new curtains <=> and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
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* I need wedding shoes <=> the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
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* Hang the picture there<=> NO, I mean hang it there!
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* I heard a noise <=> I noticed you were almost asleep.
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* Do you love me? <=> I'm going to ask for something expensive.
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* How much do you love <=> I did something today you're really not going to
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me? like.
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/* in answer to "What's wrong?" */
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--Nothing. <=> Everything.
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--Everything. <=> My PMS is acting up.
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--Nothing, really. <=> It's just that you're such an asshole.
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--I don't want to <=> Go away, I'm still building up steam.
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talk about it.
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I'll be ready in <=> Kick off your shoes and find a good game
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a minute. on T.V.
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Is my butt fat? <=> Tell me I'm beautiful.
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You have to learn <=> Just agree with me.
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to communicate.
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Are you listening <=> [Too late, you're dead.]
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to me!?
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-/Vuarnet International/-
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617/527.oo91
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24oo-16.8k HST/V32bis
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