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42 lines
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from a letter uploaded from a "friend"
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TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY
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6969 SLIPPERY ROOT DR.
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DROPTROUSER, NC 22269
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Dear Jerry,
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We regret to inform you that we have rejected your recent
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application to model and represent our product, Trojan Condoms.
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Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing, our
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Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product does not
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portray a positive, romantic image for our product.
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A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is NOT considered
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romantic. We did admire your efforts to firm it up by using Poly-
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Grip, but even then it slipped off before we could get the
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photographs taken.
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We would like to note however, that we have never seen a
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penis that looked like a bicycle grip until now.
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We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time. We
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will retain your application for future consideration, if by
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chance we decide that there is a market for Micro-Mini Condoms.
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We send greetings and our deepest sympathy to your wife
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and/or girlfriend.
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Yours very truly,
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Burly Dick,
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President Trojan
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Condom CompanyBD/peeP.S.
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Remember our slogan: Cover your stump before your hump-
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Don't be silly protect your willy-
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Before you attack her, wrap your whacker-
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If you're not going to sack it, go home and
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whack it!!!
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