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PLAYGIRL, Inc.
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Philadelphia, Pa. 19369
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Dear Sir:
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Your name has been submitted to us with your photo. I regret to
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inform you that we will be unable to use your body in our centerfold. On
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a scale of one to ten, your body was rated a minus two by a panel of women
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ranging in age from 60 to 75 years. We tried to assemble a panel in the
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age bracket of 25 to 35 years, but we could not get them to stop laughing
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long enough to reach a decision. Should the taste of the American woman
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ever change so drastically that bodies such as yours would be appropriate
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in our magazine, you will be notified by this office. Please, don't call us.
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Sympathetically,
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Amanda L. Smith
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P.S. We also want to commend you for your unusual pose. Were you wounded
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in the war, or do you ride your bike a lot?
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