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From: jeffn@cs.utexas.edu (Jeff Noxon)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
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Subject: Contact with aliens?
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Date: 24 Jun 90 10:30:06 GMT
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This was faxed to a friend of mine, but he isn't sure who sent it to him. This
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joke works best if you print it out and leave it sitting around the office or
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anywhere it will stand out and get noticed.
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(Cut here)
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Hello!
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I'm from outer space, and I've made myself look like a piece of paper. While
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you hold me, I'm having sex with your fingers.
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I know it feels good to you, because you're smiling. I'm very horny, so give
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me to someone else when you've had enough.
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Thanks!
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Sincerely,
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A Stranger in a Strange Land
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