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[From "Work Is Hell" by Matt Groening]
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The Road To Manhood
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First safety-pin jab during diaper change
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First weaning
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First step
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First fall
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First peek up the teacher's dress while lying on the floor during
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naptime at nursery school
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First lecture that "the penis is not a toy".
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First lie told to escape punishment
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First dirty joke heard
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First dirty joke understood
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First profanity overheard by parent
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First victimization by bigger, older kid
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First victimization of smaller, younger kid
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First 10,000 hours of watching TV
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First realitization that girls might not be the enemy
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First realitization that everything you've been taught is a lie
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First compulsive masturbation
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First time drunk
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First car accident
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First furtive sexual experience
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First sexually transmitted disease
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First marriage
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First divorce
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First tax audit
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First realitization that you might not write the Great American Novel
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before you're thirty
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First realitization that you must be a man, 'cause you're not a kid
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anymore
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