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From: owner-humor
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To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
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Subject: library database
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Date: Sunday, April 10, 1994 2:21PM
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It was a lazy Saturday afternoon. Here I was leisurely browsing
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through our library database on psychological abstracts. Whittling away the
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time until a good TV show came on. When suddenly, out of nowhere, the
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following
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alphabetical listing showed up.
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Sexual Harassment
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Sexual Intercourse Human
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Sexual Masochism
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Sexual Reproduction
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Sexual Sadism
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Sexual Satisfaction
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Sexuality
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Shamanism
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Shame
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Sharing Social Behavior
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Sheep
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For some reason the sequence seems more than just an alphabetical list. Isn't
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this also the life cycle of an adult human male?
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ciao fer now
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mike
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| Mike Smith | Disclaimer: I have never |
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| MASMITH@MICKEY.CARIBOO.BC.CA | taken the pulse of a dying |
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| voice: 604-371-5518 | duck or given mouth to mouth |
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| | resuscitation to a horse fly |
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| | --- King Missle----1992 |
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