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62 lines
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------------ HOW TO -----------
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FUCK THE DEAD
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FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS AND YOU
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WILL HAVE NO !!! PROBLEMS...
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THIS PART OF THE FILE TELLS WHY PEOPLE FUCK DEAD PEOPLE... OK..
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FOR ONE IF YOUR GIRLS FRIEND DOESN'T FUCK AND YOU NEED HEAD.. FUCK A FRESHLY
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DEAD BITCH... IT'S STILL PUSSY NO MATTER WHAT WAY YOU LOOK AT IT...
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OK DUDES AND DUDETTES:
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1>. 1ST YOU GONNA NEED A SHOVEL. THEN GOTO A FRESHLY MADE GRAVE - START TO DIG
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'AROUND 7 TO 8 FEET' DEEP.
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2>. NOW WHAT YOU GUNNA FIND IS A CEMENT LID... WELL GET A CROWBAR AND REMOVE
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THE SON-OF-A-BITCH... NOW U FIND A CLOSED COFFIN 'SHIT'
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3>. YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS AT THIS POINT. ONE LIFT THE COFFIN 8 FEET ABOVE YOUR
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HEAD ON TO THE FLAT GROUND ABOVE OR TWO, OPEN THE COFFIN RIGHT THEN AND THERE.
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4>. YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE CHICKEN TO LOOK INSIDE ONCE YOU DO ... PUT ON TWO NOT
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ONE BUT TWO RUBBERS !!!!
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5>. UNDRESS THE FRESHLY BURIED BITCH AND BANG AWAY. WHEN DONE IF YOUR NOT TOO
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TIRED TO DO STEPS 4-1. WHENEVER YOU WANT A FREE FUCK FOLLOW THESE STEPS.
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PART II 'THE OTHER SOLUTION...'
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1>. NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE THIS PRIVILIGE BUT IF YOU DO YOU HAVE IT MADE... DO U
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WORK IN A MORGUE ? ... IF SO THEN CHECK OUT THE DEAD GIRLY BODIES THAT COME
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IN.
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2>. TAKE ONE OUT OF THE REFRIG AND MAKE SURE NOBODYS AROUND IN THE BUILDING OR
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ROOM.
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3>. UNDRESS THE BITCH. PUT ON YOUR TWO RUBBERS. SPREAD THEM LEGS AND BANG
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AWAY... WHEN DONE.. RE-DRESS YOUR PARTNER AND SHOVE HER BACK IN THE FREEZER.
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-=*%*=- NOTES ON THE FILE ABOVE -=*%*=-
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OK THE REASON FOR PUTTING TWO RUBBERS ON UR PECKER IS THAT SO THE MAGGOTS WON'T
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CHEW AWAY AT YOUR DICK, ALSO IF THE DEAD BITCH HAS ANY DISEASES YOU WON'T CHAT
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THEM !!! WELL REMEMBER TO 'GET HEAD FROM THE DEAD' !!!
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LOOK FOR DEAD GIRLIES NAMED TANYA!! THEY GIVE THE BEST HEAD..
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ALSO, DEAD FETUSES ARE A REAL PLEASURE FOR ALL YOU LITTLE BOYS THAT HAVE'NT
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GONE THROUGH PUBERTY YET. BRINGING DEAD FUCKS TO A PARTY REALLY LIVENS UP THE
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SITUATION, WHEN YOU GET A REALLY WASTED BITCH AND PROP HER ON THE GUY'S RIGOR
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MORTIS'ED DICK, THEY GO FOR THAT KINDA SHIT.
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ANOTHER BENEFIT OF FUCKING THE DEAD IS GRAVE ROBBING. BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES
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SICK FUCKS USED TO BREAK INTO PHAROH'S TOMBS AND RIP OFF ALL THE GOLD AND
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JEWELS. FROM PAST EXPERIENCES, SOME PEOPLE BURRY THEMSELVES WITH SOME GOOD
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SHIT, LIKE GOLD CHAINS, GOLD WATCHES, DIAMOND RINGS, PEARLS, AND ALL KINDS OF
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NEAT SHIT...
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SO IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND GET PAID FOR IT,
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JOIN YOUR LOCAL MORTICIANS UNION
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