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This is a sheet that I procured from someone taking this course, Psychology
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226, at the State University of New York at Buffalo (SUNYAB). The courses name
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is 'Human Sexuality', and the paper is labelled 'Results Of Sexual Slang Sheet
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Exercise', and is the result of a student poll concerning slang names. Seeing
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as how a file can be made with 121 names for a dick, I offer this more
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complete listing of what I call 'Carlinisms', in honor of that foremost
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explorer of obscene synonyms, George Carlin. So now, you can rag with
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originality using synonyms besides the names for a dick. Without any more BS...
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(Note: the numbers in parentheses indicate multiple responses.)
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SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
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getting your noodle wet, getting it on, bouncing, banging away,
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pike-a-dream, go to it, pumping, hide the salami, hide the sausage, bounce the
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bedsprings, pound the bedsheet, greasing the monkey, getting off, getting
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over, functioning, make it, fueling, nookey-nookey, screw around, fooling
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around (7), knock-up (2), 69, getting nook, screw/screwing (40), fuck/fucking
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(67), doing it (16), have sex (18), making love (33), going to bed (2),
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sleeping together (2), laying the pipe (1), boink (2), banging (15), stup,
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pokey, hosed, gut-it, humping (14), lay (5), balling (2), trim (2), doing the
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nasty, f'ing, quickie, romp, porking (5), getting laid (8), getting balled
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(2), getting banged, piece of ass (2), dip hosing, going all the way (2),
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dicking (3), slamming (3), diddle, get down, scrumping (5), skiffing (3),
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making it (4), getting lucky (4), thrask, boofing, getting some, poo-tang,
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make out, bush, pussy, in between some legs, pike, jamming (5), get into some
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serious flesh, tear some sheets, chilly sauce, bopping, copulating, scoring,
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making whoopie (4), doing the deed, buggering, jump someone's bones,
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fornicate, consummate, home run (2), joddling in the gulley, going at it.
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BREASTS
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Love mounds, fun bags, titties (8), tits (70), boobs (45), jugs (16), mams
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(2), bosoms (3), tips, bullets, missiles (2), zambos, jaboos (2), bubs,
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pillows, knockers (14), chichi (2), melons (9), personalities, pumpernickel,
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nummies, tootsies, knobs (2), globes (2), hooters (6), mosquito bites,
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headlights (3), chest (9), watermelons, bulbs, knots, babies, jobs, bazoobas,
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eyes, bumpers, bullets, rockets, love-knobs, golden bozos, winnebagos,
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boobies, zonkers, lungs (2), mambos (2), cans, gazongas (2), teats (2),
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honeydews, milers, stack, rack (2), vavooms, bobbers, cupcakes, cherries,
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ta-tas, mountains, babumbas, big ones, mounds, nipples (2), coconuts, buns,
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balloons.
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PENIS
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Sid, protrusion, swantz, member (3), the big wazoo, king, Willy the one
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eyed wonder worm, one eyed trouser snake, wife's best friend, dildoe, guitar,
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pole (2), weapon, sword, dagger, simba, wong, truffles, gun, noodle, hotdog
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(2), big log, slammer, prod, Mr. Big, weasel, dipstick, dog, weenie (3),
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joystick, dick (71), Johnson (2), wee-wee, cock (31), viper, Mr. Happy,
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throbbing python of love (2), incredible heat seeking moisture missile (4),
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the big one, the wood (4), one eyed pant snake, pant muscle, love organ,
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pistol (2), organ (2), rod (24), sworm, monster, love muscle, joe, fly, snake
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(3), schlong (5), dong (12), peter (7), John Thomas (3), pickel (2), carrot,
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love tool (4), pee-wee, pee-pee, pud, Rich, pecker (6), prick (24), weiner
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(3), salami, sausage, wade, doodle-bug, chicken, wanger, pipe, junior, knob,
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head, big-box, joint, thing (2), kong, lead pipe, third leg, stick shift,
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sugar daddy, lolly pop, bush whacker, boner, jackhammer, wobbly warhead,
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pocket rocket, pocket piccolo, skin flute, dork, dink (2), love rocket (2),
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old fella, horse, the Bishop.
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VAGINA
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Pussy (32), furburger (2), cunt (39), love canal (5), love cave, hole (16),
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love box/box (15), beaver (6), private parts, role, ocean, twat (4), hair pie
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(5), pishy, bush (6), slit (5), mound, muff (5), fish tank, snatch (5), clit,
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murdock, trim, stank (2), lips (3), hot spot, hot box (4), steam room, honey
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hive, vag, live loaf, ham, furbox, cave, wedge, cunny, quease, rose, flowers,
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receptacle, gates of heaven, nest, tunnel, wound, bun, clutch, slot, unhealing
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wound, hot clam, bearded clam, nook, canal, cockpit, snatchbox, tunnel of
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love, love tunnel (2), pocket, clam, fish hole, peach fuxx, to-tan, mouse.
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ORAL SEX
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69 (17), give head (16), blow job (40), going down (4), love kiss, eating
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out (24), eat/ing (10), eating at the Y, taking your medicine internally, go
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down on, read, eat me (2), muff dive (8), fellatio (5), cunnilingus (5),
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sucking (7), suck-job (2), sucked off (5), pussy eating, sucking cock, slob
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the knob (3), lap up, blowing (4), licking (3), suck the dick, bite the big
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one, go fishing, BJ (2), doing the roof, playing the guitar, muffburger, rim
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job, lickjob, headjob, smoking the white owl, wood-waxing, eating fish, clam
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bake, mouth fuck, face, eat meat, box lunch, deep throat, eating jut, hair
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pie, Egg McMuff
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FOREPLAY
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Fooling around (11), pet/ting (12), hand job (3), fingering (4), fornicate,
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feeling up (3), playing, feeling off, tease (2), feeling (2), fondling (2),
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rubbing, make out (7), getting hot (2), horny, get the dick hard, first to
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third base, diddle, stimulation (2), getting the bitch hot, give a guy blue
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balls, happy hour, mess around (2), touching, caressing, excite, pants pushing.
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SEXUAL AROUSAL
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Getting excited (7), stimulation (4), get/ting hot (17), getting it up (3),
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getting wet (10), turned on (11), horny (17), come one, hardon (5), on the
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hard, popping a boner (2), getting the bitch wet, salivation, getting a woody,
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stiffy, getting hard, juicy, want it bad, get cracked, up rise in the levi's,
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juice up, coming, hips, motor running, getting hot and heavy, fooling around,
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up, getting one going, driving crazy, driving wild, rod, boner.
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MASTURBATION
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Jerking off (43), finger fucking (2), playing with yourself (25), self
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stimulation, jerkin-the-gherkin (3), beat the meat (8), beating the stick,
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jack hammering, pocket pool, wack the carrot, choke the chicken (8), beat off
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(6), getting off (3), jacking off (11), tugging it pulling your pud, whackin
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off, diddling, strangling the chicken, hack the hog, beat the baloney, beat
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the bishop, vibrating (2), come, wax the stinger, tease the weenie, queering
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off, jug, pocket pinball, finger the hole, she-bop (2), hand-job, beating off
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(4), buzzing off, bopping baloney, slammin the salmon, feeling up, pulling the
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pole, stroking off, finger, self abuse, tickling the taco.
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SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES
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VD (22), gonorrhea (5), AIDS (5), syphillis (2), clap (27), herpes (8),
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social disease, crabs (14), syph, morning drops, stank cock, stank pussy, the
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clamp (3), super herp, the claw, doom days, herp (2), chancre, dick rot, std,
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the DAP, the drip, life-long friend, penicillin problem, burned, cooties,
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slime, scab, nasty shit.
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ORGASM
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Bang, big bang, cum, come, cumming, coming (38), blowing/shooting a wad,
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load, the ultimate, climax, sot, shooting off (3), getting your cookies,
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pleasure spot, peak, big O (3), juice flow, popping off, explosion,
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dick-cheese, the shakes, earthquake, creaming, getting wet, shooting a load,
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the point, squirt, jizz, the O, jism.
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron 415-935-5845
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Just Say Yes 415-922-1613
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Rat Head 415-524-3649
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Cheez Whiz 408-363-9766
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Reality Check 415-474-2602
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Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives,
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arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality,
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insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS.
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Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are,
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where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother.
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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