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+The+
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?Sex?
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Written in
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by Cloaked
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Warrior on
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August 16,
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=: 1986 :=
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Neat isn't
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it? This
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text file
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will be a
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good one,
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promise...
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The Art of
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Sex, what
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is it?
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Well it's
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a file on
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how to get
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sex the
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fun & easy
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W a y ....
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Ha! Tricked ya...from here on this will be written in 80 columns...
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(I was getting tired of writing it in 10 columns anyway...) Well here we go.
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To have sex with a girl (I assume the readers of this file are men, boys, and
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lesbians) the EASIEST way is to go to a local cemetary. First, you have to
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prepare yourself. Just bring along with you a pocket sized flashlight, a
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shovel, and (this is optional) a friend who will help you carry the coffin.
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Then you (and a friend) just dress in black and I think you should also wear a
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black hood or mask (use your brother's or a friend's Ninja suit). Wait till
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your parents are asleep (or out of town) and quietly leave your house at about
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midnight and walk (with a friend if you want) to the cemetary and find the one
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you want and dig her up and take her and her coffin home (ask a friend to help
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you if it's too heavy). Then the next step is the easiest. Just have some fun
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with her for a while and throw her back in the grave. Oh, and besure you give
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her a bath and put her in the freezer and also (when you go diggin' for
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corpses) besure that her death is recent, 'cause I don't think anyone wants
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fuck a decapitated or nearly decomposed mother fucker (unless they're insane!).
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What? No local cemetaries near yer home? No problem! An easy way to get sex
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is to just rape the girl! If you live near a bar, you can just hang around
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there till around 2:00 AM and wait for some chic to walk out alone and follow
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her and grab her and tie her up and blind fold her. Then you can strip her
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when you get home and fuck her (just keep her blindfolded and tied up). When
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your all done just throw her near the place you kidnapped her (at night) when
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there's no one around! Then, there is always a better way! Cut class and go
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to some other school (to one where no one knows ya) and dress like everyone
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else and secretly make your way towards the girls PE locker room and wait till
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class is over (that's when they're all takin' showers). But remember to keep
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yourself hidden. Go in the locker room before anyone does and hide. If the
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door is locked, pick it. And if some asswipe (teacher or student) gets in your
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way, use your Karate and beat the shit out of him. If you don't know any
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martial arts, go and take it, it's worth it (you can get chics this way
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easily). As they're all takin' a shower, sneak to the door you came from and
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lock it then knock out all the teachers and girls you want. Then you can take
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them one by one. You can fuck them and leave or you can fuck them and take one
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of them home! Just dry her off and dress her quickly. If you want, you can
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take a camera with you and start taking pictures. But do all this within 5
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minutes or your in deep shit! Blind fold the chic (the one whom you are taking
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home) and tie her arms together and take her to the nearest hiding place (like
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a bunch of bushes or in the boys' bathroom, lock the door though). Plan
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carefully before going on these trips. Make out a map and locate your hiding
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places and check to see where everyone is at a certain time and also check out
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the area to see when the area is clear. Another way of getting the girl to
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have sex with you, is to ride around at night (on your bike) and to look
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through windows and check to see if their folks are home. This technique is
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like being a peeping Tom, but instead of just watchin' her, you have to make a
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move! Ring the door bell and when she answers (be sure to wear make up and
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color your face so that you can't be described by her to the cops) grab her and
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go into her house and close and lock her door. Then you tie her up and blind
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fold her. Knock her out and look for some liquor or drugs or you can bring
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your own. Give her some after she recovers from the knock out. Then ya strip
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her and play with her a bit and take pictures of her and if you are that horny,
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you can jam a stick up her ass or cover her body with oil or soap or powder.
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Then you can shave off the hair around her cunt and treat her like a slave.
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After a while, you should just wash her off and dress her in sexy clothes and
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tuck her in bed and leave (be sure that when handling everything, besides her
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body, you must have gloves on, in case they find your fingerprints).
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Another way would be to set her up. Look for a girl that you really like at
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school and get a friend to take attempt to take advantage of her as you come to
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the rescue, to save her and to beat the shit out of the rapist (a friend).
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After saving her, she will thank you for it and then you can get to know her a
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bit and finally start out easy with her and end up taking her to bed with you.
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This is a rather hard way to get sex, but once you get the girl to like you,
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you have it made (sex everyday!).
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What you should do
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Raping Technique: If you are using this technique, you can do ANYTHING to the
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girl! Which means that you can have her body to yourself!
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Corpse Technique: If you use this one you can do EVERYTHING. You can grind
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her up (that is if you are insane). Gross but fun.
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Persuasive Technique: It is seldom that one is successful when they use this
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technique. You must start out by just fondling (arms
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and legs only) then slowly continue, until you are able
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to touch her tits without her screaming at you or until
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she allows you manipulate her in any way...this one will
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take alot of practice! Good luck.
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+/The Art Of Sex/+
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Written & typed by
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Cloaked Warrior on
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August 16, 1986...
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3:15 PM (pacific)
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"It is finally completed. You may wish to read files like 'How to be a
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successful peeping Tom' or 'How to fuck the Dead'. They give much more details
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on how it can be done so...chow Nymphs and wait for more sex files that will be
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out this fall at an AE near you!"
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-Cloaked Warrior
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