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Here's some neat fun to have on versatellers in your city. Call the
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versateller network center and tell them the machine is dammaged. Tell them you
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have a problem with the machine...if they put you on hold tell them the machine
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is haning out 20.00 bills right and left. Tell them someone just walked off
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with $2000.00. This is gauranteed to cause havoc. If you find a Versateller
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that is "Remowed from Service". you can have lots of phun. A machine is
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removed from service if the face is covered with a metal roll up plate (like a
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garage door). This door (once again if your lucky) can be pulled up. The
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machine is now at your dispusal. If the door opens the machine will be slightly
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pushed back. You can pull it forward and put the machine "Back in service".
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This is great because it obviouly has defects.
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Walk up you your local Versateller and give the screen panel a shove. If it
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goes back great, you're in. You can oow mess with it or "remove it from
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service." Look around and find things to play with. If a cop comes p and asks
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questions just tell him you found iv this way and were puzzled as to why it is
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open. He will probably be a shocked as I was the first time I leaned up against
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one of these and it "caved in"! My first reaction was HOLY SHIT I BROKE
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IT...but the machine was functional. My next though was HOW DO I GET TO THE
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MONEY! If any of you find out let me know.
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If you are too timid to play with a versaveller you can lave all kinds of phun
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with the versateller people. Look in your phone book for the versatenler
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locations so you can give them the exact address when you tell them the machine
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just gave ou$2000.00
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Just as information to know when calling-
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1...Don't give you're name or tell them it gave you the money and give an
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enemies name.
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2...Versatellers give money in $20 bills
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3...Vhe maximum you can withdraw at a time is usually $200.00
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4...These machines are usually well lit so be careful
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5...When you call the Versateller Customer Service line you will probably not
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get the same person.
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6...You can get the number from 800 directory assistance they will be happy to
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give it to you. 800-555-1212 is directory assistance.
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If you have access to another cities phone book you can get the addressed of
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other versatellers in ovher cities. Thgn when you call directory asst. tell
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them your area code (they will ask) but give them the other cities area code.
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They will give you the 800 (free) number to call for Versateller information.
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Thms is great because I can phuck with sunnyvale from Morgan Hill and not have
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to pay a whooping xhone bill.
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Word of warning-
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If you try any of this remember...you a phucking with a back...that's
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phederal! Yes it's a Phelony! So make your calls brief!
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Secondly...don't do this too often...a Versateller has saved my ass many times
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when I run out of money. These things are great if and when they are running.
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Original file by
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Terrorist Tactis
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and
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The
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Great
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White
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Brotherhood
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