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| GTE Recordings... |
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| By: BABY DEMON |
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| Of: SHADOW BROTHERHOOD and |
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| NEON KNIGHTS |
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| Rock 'N' Roll Hell - [503] 253-5300 |
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| Metalland West 10m - [503] 538-0761 |
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| The Grand Illusion - [503] 665-0539 |
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[02/21/86 - 10:26pm]
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This is basically a list of some different recordings that GTE uses, and how
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to access them by calling the recording itself...
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RECORDING #1: [503] 620-0041
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This is GTE's own version of geting ahold of a wrong number:
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"We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the
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number and dial again, or ask your operator for assistance."
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RECORDING #2: [503] 620-0042
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This recording is recieved when calling your own number:
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"Number you have dialed is on your party line, please hang-up and allow
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sufficiant time for the party you are calling to answer before you return to the
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line."
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RECORDING #3: [503] 620-0043
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You get the next one while your talking to someone while they call you on
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their other line:
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"Someone on your line is calling you, please wait a moment for them to
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return to the line."
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RECORDING #4: [503] 620-0045
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This recording is recieved when there's some probs with the fone companies
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shit:
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"We're sorry, due to telephone company facility trouble your call cannot be
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completed at this time. Will you try your call later?"
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RECORDING #5: [503] 620-0046
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You'll hear the following when you're calling somewhere that gets a lot of
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calls, places like radio stations get this a lot, it's when all the people
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possible are trying to call, and it can't handle any more, so it drops you to
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this gap:
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"We're sorry, all circuits are busy now, will you please try your call later?"
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RECORDING #6: [503] 620-0047
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Ya get the recording coming up when some a-hole is screwing you over by taking
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yer line out, or the fone co. is gettin' ya back for the bill ya didn't pay
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last month...A good one to trip people out if you have 3-way:
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"Your line has been temporarily disconnected. For service, please contact
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our customer billing center toll free at 1-206-823-8655."
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RECORDING #7: [503] 620-0048
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If you hear the next recording then you have a number that's no good, and
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you're using some added feature in yer calling:
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"We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed, please check your
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instruction manual or call the business office for assistance."
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RECORDING #8: [503] 620-0049
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You'll hear the next recording when ya have speed-calling, and you fuck the
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number up:
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"We're sorry, the code you have dialed is not active, please hang-up and dial
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the complete number, or re-establish your speed-calling code."
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RECORDING #9: [503] 620-0050
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GTE plays this one for ya when there's mass calls going through at one time,
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and their system can't handle it: "We're sorry, due to heavy calling we cannot
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complete your call at this time, will you please hang-up, and try again later.
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If your call is urgent, please try again now."
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RECORDING #10: [503] 620-0051
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This is just GTE's basic way of saying yer call didn't make it:
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"We're sorry, you're call did not go through. Will you please try your call
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again?"
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RECORDING #11: [503] 620-0055
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I'm not too sure about the next one, but I believe that the trench is trying
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to say that you left your fone off the hook, and somethings wrong:
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"Please hang-up, and if you'd like to make a call try it again, if you need
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assistance, please hang- up and dial the operator."
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RECORDING #12: [503] 620-0056
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This one is a cool one for really trippin' people out, it's the recording
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you get when dialing from a payfone without putting a quarter in, it asks for 25
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cents:
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"The call you have made requires a 25 cent deposit. Please hang-up
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momentarily and listen for dial tone, deposit 25 cents, and dial your call
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again."
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RECORDING #13: [503] 620-0059
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The final one, another strange one, it's played when calling a 911 and all the
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lines are busy:
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"This is a recording, all of the 911 emergency lines are busy now, if your
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call is an emergency please hang-up and dial the operator."
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