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Anarchist Phone Pranks Vol. IV 'THE 700 CLUB GAME'
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Typed and Edited by The 0mega. Written 08/25/86
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Editor's Note: Spread this File everywhere and help fight scheming,
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money-hungry, self-righteous Religious fanatics who would choke your Freedoms,
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steal your dollars and make their holy clap-trap the Law of the Land.
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Hey, Let's play the 700 Club game!
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By now you've probably heard of the great victory of the Amerikkkan
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people
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over the bigoted, sexist forces of evil -- THE MORAL MAJORITY. In less than 6
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months, free-thinking people like yourself sent a clear message to the
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meglomaniacal Jerry Falwell and his Right-Wing Stormtroopers. Amerikkka does
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not need to have it's morality and values dictated to it by a group of
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narrow-minded, self-righteous, elitist pigs! Thanks to the phone-in campaign
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-
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THE FALWELL GAME - Rev. Jerry is many millions of dollars in debt and his
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organization is in serious trouble. We may have stopped Jerry, but his good
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buddy Pat Robertson and his "700 Club" are now posing a greater threat to our
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Liberty and Freedom than Jerry ever did. Not only does Pat regularly deceive
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a
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large number of TV viewers of his "Christian" Broadcasting Network by bilking
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them out of millions of dollars anually, but he is also running for the
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presidency of the United States (Can you believe it?). In Michigan, Pat has
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out-spent his right-wing rivals, Bush and Kemp, in preparation for the Primary
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there and has a majority of the possible Republican delegates. He has proven
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to be a formidable candidate for the Republican nomination and may become an
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influential power-broker in the 1988 elections. Robertson's strength "lies"
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in
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his ability to raise huge amounts of cash through TV appeals, free phone
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lines,
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and direct mailings, not to mention generous support from rich Reactionary
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Greed-Heads and Corporations (and Joe-Q Businesspig). But, as has been shown
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with THE FALWELL GAME, the power of the media can be turned against those who
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seek to manipulate it. Once again, we turn to the phone as our weapon of
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Anarchy. Thus, again, a game:
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THE 700 CLUB GAME
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It is simple to play. You just pick up your phone and dial 1-800-446-
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0700
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(anytime 7 days a week, so they claim). When someone answers, just hang up.
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>CLICK<! There, *YOU* just cost Pat one dollar. I feel better already, don't
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you? (I can just see Pat on the screen saying "I know someone out there has
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been healed through the works of the Lord..." Just think how therapeutic
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auto-dialing can be!) See how it all adds up? But do not just hang up. Talk
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to the fanatic on the other end. Aggravate them - CAT's MEOW can be nice for
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this sort of thing. Pledge money (Don't worry about paying it, though.) Get
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on their mailing list (or get someone else on their mailing list, while you're
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at it. Gotta spread some of that 'Good Word' around, you know!) - you receive
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a monthly copy of "Touchpoint", plus you receive POSTAGE-PAID envelopes for
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your donations. Send it back empty, so it costs them money for that, too.
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You
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might even want to enclose pentagrams, charred ashes, passages from the
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Satanic
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Bible, "The Book of Shadows", or lyrics - Pink Floyd lyrics from "The Wall" or
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lyrics from Led Zep's "Stairway to Heaven" or Depeche Mode's "Blasphemous
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Rumours" or something equally satanic to get your message across - that
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'personal' touch. Be creative. Change your address while you're at it. And
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there's always my trademark of sending monopoly money... And just think of
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the
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trouble and expense it would cost them to send their monthly Blasphemer to
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addresses that didn't exist or zip-codes yet to be assigned? That big "Return
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to Sender/Postage Cancelled" stamped all over it should be a big thrill to Pat
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at G.O.D. headquarters.
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Remember, that number again is:
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/%> 1-800/446-0700 <%\
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'Pat Robertson - a step in the Reich direction.' Makes a good add-campaign
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slogan, don't you think? So go ahead, let your conscience be your guide.
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Sound
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the Fascist alert! Dial that number! Dial it at least a couple of times a
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day; it doesn't cost *YOU* anything.
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Call Infinity's Edge at 805/683-2725 and let us know about your progress
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and scamming. Mention our Articles and where you've seen them and gain higher
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access. We should be putting up our [L]ibrary within a week of this article's
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publication - 1 megz at least. So check it out.
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EOF
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