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Getting off the Earth (If you want to)
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These simple steps should aid all of you who need to leave Earth as soon as
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possible:
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1) Phone NASA (713-483-0123). Explain that it's very important that you get
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away as quickly as possible.
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2) If they do not cooperate, then try to get someone at the White House
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(202-456-1414) to bring some pressure to bear on them.
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3) If you don't get any joy out of them, phone the Kremlin (ask your overseas
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operator to connect you to 0107-095-295-9051) and ask them to bring a little
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pressure to bear on the White House on your behalf.
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4) If that too fails, phone the Pope for guidance (011-39-6-6982).
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5) If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain
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that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill
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arrives.
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[The above reproduced courtesy of The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Part
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One by Douglas Adams, all rights reserved]
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respectfully submitted by Sidney Schreiber on the twenty-third day
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of the second month of the one thousand nine hundred and eighty
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third day of our phreak. cheers
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