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Click.......Click.......Click.......WHIRRRRRR!
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]RUN SLIPPEDTALK.DOC
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This message marks a new era in The Slipped Disk's message writing. You see,
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previously I wrote all my messages ON-LINE. This put serious limitations on my
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writing because:
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1. I had to deal with a time limit.
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2. The word processor was not so hot.
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3. I'm a shitty typer.
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So this great idea hit me. Why not use my word processor? I might as well. I
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have the POWER, I have the capability to build these messages better than they
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were before. Better, stronger, FASTER! HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHLALALALDADADADA!
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Oops. Sorry about that. Went spaz for a second. Ignore those bursts.
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Anyway, I have a couple of REAL things to say.
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Lately, I have aquired a testing fone. I'm sure by this time the Data Blitz
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has been going on about our fun evening. I haven't read his message. It
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probably is a pack of lies, who cares? So now I've got this kick-ass fone
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and I am just beginning to learn how to use it properly. What I do follows:
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1. At night, say around 10:00, I take a walk (I usually do) and carefully study
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the fone poles. If I see a small silver box with little stakes leading up to
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it on said pole, I take a mental note of it's location and seclusion for
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later use. Then I flash an evil smile. The fun comes soon.
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2. Later, I bring my phreak box. (A black container holding "Gerald", my
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testing fone, and a NY telephone repairman/woman's hat.
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3. Making sure no one is around, I sit by my planned pole and open the box.
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I put on the hat, and get out the fone. Then I climb the pole and open the
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box.
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4. What appears in front of me is (usually) this....
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! ! B=Bolt
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! B B------! -=line
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! B B----!
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!----B B !
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!------B B !
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!----B B------!
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!------B B----!
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! B B !
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! B B !
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=====================
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The Bolts without lines are useless.
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I then whip out my handy-dandy fone with alligator clips and clip them on to
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their bolts. Then, pressing the button on the fone from MON to TALK, I get a
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dial tone! What happens next is up to me! heh heh.
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I use ANI (Automatic Number Identification) to find out whose number I am using
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and hook off if it is some poor old spinster living on welfare.
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I can call anywhere I want with CRYSTAL CLEAR connections. (It's AT&T, no PBX's
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or Extenders here) Of course, I wouldn't call long-distance, would I? heh heh..
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Oh yeah, once in a while I barge in on a coversation between John Doe and Mary
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Smith, With predictable results. "Hello, Excuse this inconvenince."
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I agree with The Hackman. The killer grapes are coming.....
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%%//%%//%% The Slipped Disk %%//%%//%%
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