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Caught this on alt.callahans, thought you all might find it amusing...
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SYMPTOMS OF INNER PEACE
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by Saskia Davis
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Be on the lookout for symptoms of inner peace. The hearts of
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a great many have already been exposed to inner peace and it is
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possible that people everywhere could come down with it in
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epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what
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has, up to now, been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the
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world.
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Some signs and symptoms of inner peace:
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* A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on
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fears based upon past experiences.
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* An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
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* A loss of interest in judging other people.
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* A loss of interest in interpreting actions of others.
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* A loss of interest in conflict.
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* A loss of the ability to worry. (This is a very serious
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symptom.)
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* Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
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* Frequent attacks of smiling.
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* An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than make
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them happen.
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* An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others
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as well as the uncontrollable urge to extend it.
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WARNING:
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If you have some or all of the above symptoms, please be
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advised that your condition of inner peace may be so far advanced
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as to not be curable. If you are exposed to anyone exhibiting any
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of these symptoms, remain exposed only at your own risk.
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