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PART Sixteen OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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Anonymoose Says:
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And it came to pass that Moses needed his socket set back. So he fell
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upon his knees, and prayed to the Lord, 'Oh, Lord, might thee return
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my socket set?' And verily, the Lord sent down an angel. And the
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angel made much fanfare and blowing of horns, and gave Moses back his
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socket set. And there was much rejoicing. And Moses was grateful unto
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the Lord, and he said to the angel, 'Tell my Lord He truly is mighty,
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and just, and great, and all that.' And the angel said unto Moses,
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'Well, actually, the Lord could really rather use your lawnmower.'
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And Moses, being a good man, said 'Oh, Ok.' And verily, the angel did
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take Moses lawnmower, and his gas can.
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Beavis and Butthead are both Saints, for it is that St.Butthead,
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who can Fart, like no other, weilds his magic Long Staff, and
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St Beavis of Fire, FIRE, FIRE...Is a magor influence on the Faith
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of FROOT_LOOPS. All those that enter into it, shall do so in the
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understanding,that these two mythical being represent the epitome
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of everything that is cool. huh Huh.
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"Huh Huh Huh, M Huh,
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huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Uh huh,
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M Huh Huh Uh M Huh,
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-St. Beavis
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-Haiku, Made in Vandriessons Class.
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From: Advice Guy
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To: Wilbur Gaglestein
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Subject: Ask an Idiot
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Yes,
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you came to the Right place. Whenever anyone has a question, adress it
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to ADVICE GUY and the SUBJECT should be "ASK AN IDIOT".
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Ok, I am sensing a lot of love coming from you, Wilbur. Lets examine what
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you wrote, shall we?
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WG> I heard that you are both the moderator in this echo and
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WG> also the source of excellent advice. I thought I remember
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I beleive it was "Florida" on good times who once said:
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" You got that right, honey child. "
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WG> My problem is with women! I'm 21 years old, 5' 7",
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WG> weigh 185 lbs, and I am a Computer Science major at Memphis
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WG> State University. You would think that would be enough to
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I think it was Burl Ives who said:
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"Grunt Big For Daddy"
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and what he meant by that, is Obviously better left to the Rhetorical
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conciousness of the sublimanal factors as illustrated in the book by
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Salmon Rushdie and Howard Stern "Feel your Vein". However to Paraphrase:
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Love is Ok, Sex is Ok,
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Sex with a partner, is much better.
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I think you can see where I am going with that, can't you?
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I am sure you can, and can summize your own fallacys with those
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words of wisdom, so elequently written, by yours truly.
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WG> little shy, however. For instance, I don't really want to
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WG> TALK with them, or go on a DATE or anything. I'm not sure I
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WG> am ready for anything as deep as that. I just want a
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In the Words of K.C and the sunshine Band:
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"Thats the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I Like it."
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Wich in this instance,is reffering to your innefectual Inner Child who
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is in self-Riteous mode. I say don't edit yourself, and don't be afraid
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to Experiment here.
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Perhaps, instead of People, Try dating Inanimate Objects for a While,
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A desk or Chair. Establish a relationship with the Chair, take it on
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little "Excursions" massage the chair.
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Work your way up to Small furry animals, and perhaps one day, primates.
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Let the healing take its natural course.
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WG> when I return to Little Rock, Arkansas (my home) this
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This is your problem. Blow up the town you live in, and then you can
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absolve yourself of emotional constrainsts.
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WG> while she changes clothes. I could call her and pretend I
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WG> was somebody else. I could drop little notes in her mailbox
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WG> and in her car while she is not looking. I could sacrifice
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Very normal. I think it was Norman Fell who once wrote:
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"Jack, You better Put mrs's Ropers Pantys back where you found them!"
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Ofcouse, we all know that this is often mis-quoted,but if we look
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at the Metaphysical realitys of a self-inherint Jack, one that is
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metaphoric for our rapid decrease in abhoria, then the condition is
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malevant and Obstentious. With increased dyscordian Dynamics the
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effort is resolved and all Alterior Pyschotransitional Expereinces
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with the Multiplex is going to increase with the Interjection of the
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hoffman Principles. so You can see, that what you are feeling is
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perfectly normal, and healthy for a boy your age.
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WG> deep devotion. I would rummage their her trash to find
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WG> keepsakes.
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This is another deep problem, instead of Rummaging her trash, say
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"what is wrong with my own trash?" confront your garbage inadequacy
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feelings, and take your trash and put on her lawn late an night, and
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then light it on fire. This might eliminate the negative feelings you
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are having.
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Well I am sure I have solved your problem, Feel free to ask me about
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another one at some time.
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+ + + + +
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as the alien in Muppet's bathtub once said to me:
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S N E B I T ! ! !
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ALL HAIL ERIS, ALL HAIL FROOT LOOPS!!!!!
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FNORD!
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The Cyber-Papacy of FROOT LOOPs, or its MODUS OPERANDI DIVINTIA,
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shall be known as a "Moronacy" , as a form of government, likened
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unto Utopia and New Atlantis.
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Morons never do the Wrong thing. The get the reasoning wrong. Like the
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fellow who says all dogs are pets and all dogs bark, and cats are pets too,
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and therefore all cats bark. Or that all Athenians are mortal, and all
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citizens of Piraeus are mortal, so all the citizens of Piraeus are
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Athenians.
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Wich they are, but only accidentally. Morons will occaisonally say some
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thing right, but they will say it for the wrong reason.
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ALL HAIL MORONS!
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The great Copulation,is to Cop to the Opionion that if you admit, that you
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are an Idiot, your life will be smoother, and you will have less Pressure
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to acheive. You have to ofcourse, expect less. Then when you get more,
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it will seem even cooler.
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