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The Eris Entripocus
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Book One
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Doctrine of The Holy Chapter of Froot Loops, and Useful Text file.
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Devised by his Assholiness S'wingitus Dickitomus
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and his Nunzio John Kanash Esq.
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THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF Swinging Dick!
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Wherein Is Explained
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Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing
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About Absolutely Anything
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and then Some, but not as much
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as before....Wich was more.
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This Text File describes a Wayward sect of The Discordian Soceity.
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The Froot Loops Cult as it is come to be called by some, is not as
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religously devout as others of its kind, and Prefers to work in Mundane
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guises. Essentially We are to Fido What Erisians are to Christianity.
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We have developed our Entire Culture around the Tellecomunications medium
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of our Faith. We speak of BBS's as one might of their Temples. We speak
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of Echos as one might of their Streets or Plazas or Stables. WE speak of
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Fresh meat and dirty linen as if it were Fresh meat and Dirty linen so
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as you can see, we are "tetched by the fever".
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________ Introduction _____________
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Much as Inspired by the Devout faith of Erisians,and the Principia
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Discordia, This book destined to be a (Literatus Immortalus) as great
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as perhaps something written by wise old guys, who are long since dead.
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Perhaps even greater than the Principia Discordia, or the Farmers Almanac.
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One thing that Distresses me, is that the author of the PD,
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was so Vague about who created, as if anyone cared that an alien Inteligence
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of Some magnitude had created this text file, in order to subvert human Kind
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into its servitude...I mean this is immaterial.
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Entropian Motto: It Feels Good Do it><If it Do good feel it.
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Only for you, children of Doctrine and learning, have we written
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this work.Examine this Book, ponder the meaning we have dispersed
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in various places and gathered again; what we have concealed in
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one place we have disclosed in another, that it may be understood by
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your wisdom.
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--Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa Von Nettesheim,
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De Occulta philosophia, 3,65
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