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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part sixteen of 15
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MattFolian Deduction
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(not to be confused with Mattlockian Reasoning)
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All Courses of Action, will eventually lead, to life in a van, down
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by the river. You will not enjoy it as much, when you live, down in
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a van, by the river. You will have many trials and tribulations on
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your journey through life, and all though, some would say, that the
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essence of life, is the journey, not the destination...That Destination
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is a Van, down by the River.
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Examples of the Reverand Matt Foleys Principles,
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(These were taken down, at the last Froot Loops Secret Sex Party and
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Motivational Seminar, where we had hired the Good reverand to speak)
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----"-you wanna smoke a Doobie? You like smoking the Doobie?
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You will have plenty of time, for Doobie Rolling, when you are LIVING
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IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!."
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---"A Family? Why should old Matt, get to have a family? Oh, I tried it
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once, but let me tell you something, buster....You'll end up living in
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a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!"
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----Then the good Reverand Picked up brother Thyme, and began to fling
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him around the room, screaming something about how he was not in Waynes
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World Three, and that Dana Carvey was over-rated. We had to Tranquilize
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him, but you can see how this is distinctly Froot Loopian reasoning.
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Mathematics and Abulafia
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Some argue that the meaning of life is 42, and the Question 23,
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but I find that the concept of 36 gives me great Comfort metaphysically
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and spiritually, so in that sense, I think it is better, even if it
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is wrong. This argument works for Christians, as well.
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LIBER VEDA
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HELIOS
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SUB-Prayer-Abomination- Imbibation Ritual
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0. These are the adorations to be performed by aspirants to the Dos
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Equis
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1. Let him greet the Sun at dawn, facing East, giving the sign of his
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grade. And let him say in a loud voice:
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Hail unto Thee who art Eris in Thy rising, even unto Thee who art Cabbage
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in Thy Slaw, who travellest over the Heavens in Thy bark at the
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Uprising of the Fleshy Sundial.
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Murphy standeth in His splendour at the prow, and My dicketh abideth
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at my hand.
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Hail unto Thee from the Abodes of Eris!
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-----------------AMOS
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And Pass the Magic Butter Beans!
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(say this before Drinking a Shot)
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then, give another person a high five, and grin like
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a ninny.)
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The Following Titles may be Granted by the Poly-step Father, for Any
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thing at all, and especially monetary tithes, and sexual favors, he may
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also take them away at any time. They confer no special bonuses, except
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for those that live in Byhalia,for the Rite of Wallowing in Ignorance and
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their own filth.:
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*High Grades of the Ancient and Primitive Memphis-Misraim Rite*
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Doctor of the Planispheres
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Hermetic Philosopher
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Grand Elect of the Eons
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Minstrel (Vaskin Kissoyan only)
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Knight Prince of the Rose of Heredom
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Grand Master of the Temple of Wisdom
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Knight Noachite
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Grand Master of the Temple of Pringles
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Wise Siviast
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Knight Supreme Commander of the Stars
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Sublime Sage of the Zodiac
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Shepard King of the Hutz
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Blashphemer of Toiletry
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Interpreter of the Hieroglyphs
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Sage of the Pyramids
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Sublime Titan of the Caucasus
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Orphic Doctor
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Orifice Handler
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Sublime Skald
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Prince Brahmin
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Gaurdian of the Three Fires
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