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Testing The Tosser
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(Sung to Waltzing Matilda)
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-- Dr. Mabuse, d.o.a.
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Once a mighty SysOp changed his tosser for more speed.
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He had duly registered with program fees
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* Then he tossed and he read that the messages were lost in space.
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"Please come a-testing the tosser with me!"
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Testing the tosser, Testing the tosser
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"Please come a-testing the tosser with me!"
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*
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"Please come a-testing the tosser with me!"
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Then the frazzled SysOp checked and then re-checked his feeds.
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"I hope it'll work this time," said he.
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* But when he tossed S&M into CHESS he was cut instantly.
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"Please come a-testing the tosser with me!"
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(chorus)
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Poof went the node number, SysOp couldn't take the heat.
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Deleted every program from Drive C:.
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* But his ghost may be heard as you read the echos in the nets.
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"Please come a-testing the tosser with me!"
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(chorus)
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Enjoy.
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