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In the tradition of the WITSIG Parodies...
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RUNNIN' YOUR FORUM
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a parody by ^Talking Bear!
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(tune: MONEY FOR NOTHIN' by Dire Straits)
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Look at them sysops;
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That's the way you do it.
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You run your conference on your S.I.G.
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(oh yeah) That ain't workin',
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That's the way to do it,
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Running your Forum, git your time for free.
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(Chorus)
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We got to move our daisy wheel printers,
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We need the dough; its for our wives,
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We got to move these Acoustic Modems,
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We got to move these Floppy Disk Dri-ives!
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The little user with his id and his password,
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so smartly dressed in his brand new tux!
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He comes to WIT sig and he talks with all the crazies,
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The little user spends a lot of bucks!
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(Chorus)
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We got to move these dot matrix printers,
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We need the dough, its for our wives.
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We got to move these acoustic modems,
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We got to move these floppy disk dri-ives.
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I shoulda learned to sponsor a sig.
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I shoulda learned to run that conference.
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Look at that! That ain't workin!
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Runnin' the forum, git your time for free.
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We got to move these dot matrix printers
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We need the dough - its for our wives.
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We got to move these acoustic modems.
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We got to move these floppy disk dri-ives..
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Runnin' your forum...
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Time for free...
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(I want my
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I want my
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I want my S.I.G.)
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::fade out::
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