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53 lines
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WE THREE DRUNKS
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By Lucillus
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Dedicated to Bain the Polite,
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Magnus the Subtle
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and Ursus the Fuzzy
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(Sung to the tune of "We Three KIngs")
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CHORUS (All together)
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Oh, oh, brew of wonder, brew of might,
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We'll be drinking you all night
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Let's pound another, O my brothers,
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Why don't we drink some more and fight?
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(All together)
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We three drunks so glorious are
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We have yet to pass up a bar,
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Steady drinking dulls our thinking,
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We're looking good so far.
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(CHORUS)
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(Bain)
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Bain the bold is my given name
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Politeness is the name of my game
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Always caring always sharing
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Aren't you so glad I came?
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(CHORUS)
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(Magnus)
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Magnus I am called to my face
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Subtlety is my saving grace
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Always sneaking, never peeking,
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Hey, man, get off my case!
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(CHORUS)
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(Ursus)
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Last and least, poor Ursus am I
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Never sure who did what or why
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Sober never, fuzzy forever
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At least that's my alibi!
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(CHORUS)
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(All together)
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Now you know how cool are we three
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Aren't you just as jealous can be
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Truth we found it, now we drink it
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Excuse us, we have to pee.
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(CHORUS)
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