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STRANGEST DREAM (OF ALL)
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-Joe Bethancourt
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(c) copyright 1992 W.J. Bethancourt III
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(tho Ghod knows why!)
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(Tune: "Strangest Dream")
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Last night you had the strangest dream
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The strangest dream of all
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You dreamed about a chicken that
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Was thirty-six feet tall
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It wrestled over Tokyo
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With Godzilla and the rest
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And in three falls, with overtime,
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It proved it was the best
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It then put on silk stockings
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And a leather garter belt
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And did impossible sexual things;
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You told me how it felt.
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Last night you had the strangest dream
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It made me quite annoyed;
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Don't tell me again what you dreamed last night
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For I've been reading Freud!
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My mind is going ..... I can feel it .... I can feel it ..... Dave .....
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A VOICE: Dave's not here!
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Oh ....
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Joe Bethancourt
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