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Msg#: 263 Rec'd Date: 03-11-94 05:28
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From: Richard Cote @1:243/46*4 Read: Yes Replied: No
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To: Jim Munion @1:124/3114*4 Mark:
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Subj: Spam!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA! IT WILL NEVER LET YOU BE! IT WILL ALWAYS BE HERE!
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YOU CANNOT ESCAPE IT! SPAM IS EVERYWHERE!
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MOUHAHAHAHAHA!
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**** The Spam Sketch ****
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**** From the second series of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" ****
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(Spam = Spiced Pork And Ham, a sort of cheap luncheon meat)
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Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
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helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
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Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
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Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
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Man (to Waitress): Morning!
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Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
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Man: Well, what've you got?
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Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
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egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
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and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
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bacon spam tomato and spam;
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Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
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Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
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beans spam spam spam...
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Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
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Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
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Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
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truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
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Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
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Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in
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it.
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Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
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Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
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Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
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Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
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Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
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Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
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Waitress: Urgghh!
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Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
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Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
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Waitress: Shut up!
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Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
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Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
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spam and sausage without the spam.
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Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
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Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
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I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
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spam and spam!
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Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
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Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
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Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
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Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
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the Vikings drown her words)
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Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
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spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
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Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
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spam spam!
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* OFFLINE 1.58 * A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out.
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-!- Maximus 2.01wb
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! Origin: GigaByte! Gloucester, Canada (613)744-7554 (1:243/46)
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