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Msg#: 141 Rec'd Date: 02-19-94 23:30
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From: Jason Levine @1:3603/280* Read: Yes Replied: No
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To: Lance Dial @1:124/3114*4 Mark:
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Subj: Brave Sir Robin
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LD>How does that song go that the minstrils were singing when Sir Robin ran
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LD>away from the two-headed giant? Was it the two headed giant? Oh well...
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LD>NE! NE! NE! NEEEEEE!
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** The Tale of Sir Robin. **
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So, each of the knights went their separate ways.
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Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his
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favorite minstrels.
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Minstrel: song:
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Bravely bold Sir Robin
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Brought forth from Camelot.
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He was not afraid to die,
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Oh, brave Sir Robin!
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He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
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Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
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He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
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Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
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To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
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His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
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And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
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And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
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And his peni--
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Robin: That's...That's, uh... That's enough music for now, lads. It looks
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like there's getting work afoot.
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Three headed knight: HALT!!!
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YES!! It was the dreaded Three Headed Knight, the fiercest creature for
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*yards* around! For second.... after second..., Robin held his own, but
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the onslaught proved too much for the brave knight. Scarcely was his
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armor damp, when Robin suddenly, dramatically, changed his tactics!
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Minstrel: Robin:
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Brave Sir Robin ran away. No!
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Bravely ran away away.... I didn't!
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When Danger reared its ugly head,
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He bravely turned his tail and fled No!!
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Yes brave Sir Robin turned about I didn't!
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And gallantly chickened out..
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Bravely taking to his feet Never!
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He beat a very brave retreat
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Bravest of the brave, Lies!
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Sir Robin.
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He is sneaking away, and buggering off, No I didn't!
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and chickening out, and running off home,
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Yes, bravely is he lacking of spine. All lies!
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Voice over: Meanwhile, King Arthur and Bedevere, not more than a swallow's
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flight away, had discovered something.
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***
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* OLX 2.1 TD * Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
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-!- GEcho 1.00
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! Origin: Barter Town BBS*Pinellas Park, FL*(813)-545-1492 (1:3603/280)
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