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Msg#: 272 Rec'd Date: 03-15-94 01:42
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From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No
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To: All @1:124/3114*4 Mark:
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Subj: oriental tribute
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I'D LIKE TO PRESENT, THE HIKER PHREAK AND "I LIKE CHINESE"...
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I LIKE CHINESE
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SPOKEN INTRO:
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The world today seems absolutely
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crackers,
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With nuclear bombs to blow us all
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sky high.
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There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger,
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It's depressing and it's senseless
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and that's why...
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INTRO:
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I like Chinese,
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I like Chinese,
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They only come up to your knees,
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Yet they're always friendly, and
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they're ready to please.
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VERSE:
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I like Chinese,
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I like Chinese,
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There's nine hundred million of
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them in the world today,
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You'd better learn to like them,
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that's what I say.
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CHORUS:
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I like Chinese,
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I like Chinese,
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They come from a long way
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overseas,
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But they're cute and they're
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cuddly, and they're ready to please.
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VERSE:
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I like Chinese food,
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The waiters never are rude,
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Think of the many things they've
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done to impress,
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There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching
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and Chess.
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CHORUS:
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So I like Chinese,
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I like Chinese,
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I like their tiny little trees,
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Their Zen, their ping-pong, their
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yin and yang-ese.
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VERSE:
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I like Chinese thought,
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The wisdom that Confucious
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taught,
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If Darwin is anything to
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shout about,
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The Chinese will survive us all
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without any doubt.
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CHORUS:
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So I like Chinese,
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I like Chinese,
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They only come up to your knees,
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Yet they're wise and they're witty,
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and they're ready to please.
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VERSE: (IN CHINESE) [I'm afraid the computer hasn't a Chinese key]
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CHORUS:
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I like Chinese,
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I like Chinese,
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Their food is guaranteed to please,
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A fourteen, a seven, a nine
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and lychees.
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CHORUS:
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I like Chinese,
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I like Chinese,
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I like their tiny little trees,
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Their Zen, their ping-pong, their
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yin and yang-ese.
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FADE:
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I like Chinese,
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I like Chinese...
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COMPOSER: ERIC IDLE
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AUTHOR: ERIC IDLE
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ARRANGER: JOHN DU PREZ
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FROM: MONTY PYTHON SINGS
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(1989) KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD.
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(1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD.
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NEXT...
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i'M TAKING A BREAK...ANY REQUESTS?
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-The Hiker Phreak
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