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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2 ************************* INSTALLED: 17 APR 86 ************************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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21 -------------------------------The Rat---------------------------------------
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22 The Rat thought things faster than he could say them. Wheels were always
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23 spinning in his head. If he thought about money or women, you could hear the
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24 turning. We heard them turning most of the time.
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25 Poured cement and forged iron made the basement smell like an alley fire
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26 escape. The only thing missing was the garbage cans, and the peeling paint o
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27 the fire escape.
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28 His little girl was cooking for us in the house upstairs. We were sittin
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29 in the basement, around the radio, waiting for the food. The Rat? He was in
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30 the pantry on the telephone. Those wheels were about to spin off the axle.
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31 The squeals from the radio got on my nerves. I decided to go upstairs,
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32 and talk to the Rat's little girl. She was sweet enough to risk getting him
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33 mad. And hell, it might have led to something. "Are you about done there?" I
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34 asked the girl at the sink.
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35 "About, I'll bring it down in a minute," She was skinning potatoes into
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36 the catcher in the sink. I walked up behind her, opened the fridge. "I am,
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37 going to bring it down in a minute," The girl was afraid to have me behind
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38 her like that. Like I wasn't good enough for her.
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39 "Are you going to eat too?" Stupid thing to say. It was about the best
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40 could do with her there. Wither her hair, her dress. Right there! I walked
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41 closer behind her.
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42 The Rat hung up the telephone, and came out from the pantry. He saw me
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43 next to his daughter. The next thing I knew, I was diving onto the linoleum
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44 with him standing above me. His daughter was worried about how mad he was
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45 too. She left me on the floor, and took the Rat out to the pantry.
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46 I heard them laughing later that night. Laughing at me, probably. Damn
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47 little bitch! I had to fix them, fix 'em for good. So I asked the boys if
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48 they wanted to go out on their own. One or two of them said no, the others,
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49 wanted to get the money from the Rat first.
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50 The boys and I decided to get the money from him. His daughter would be
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51 enough to get it. Not like we never kidnapped anyone before. The Rat had don
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52 it too. One day, when the Rat had driven off, we took her. I was the one to
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53 nab her, I did it. And liked it.
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54 ------------------------------4-15-1986--------------------------------------
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55
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56 Forgot to set the margins! -The Rat-
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57
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58 Cris H. I got my modem to work. Finally.
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59
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60 There are laws even Satan cannot break o keeper. Should he try, his
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61 punishment will be yours and you both will share the same fate. I did not
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62 say my knowledge of you comes from Christ or God. It comes from a source
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63 that all must obey. The universe is filled with laws even Christ and Satan
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64 must obey, and from the breach of these laws do I gain my power.
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65 No, keeper, death threats do not work for I have died only once and can never
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66 do so again. I am cursed to assassinate those who break The Laws throughout
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67 eternity. You have potential of attaining greater knowledge but a punishment
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68 must be extracted for your blatant non-conformity to the laws you MUST observe.
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69
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70 Your Assassin
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73 DOES ANYONE HAVE A CURRENT LIST OF LOCAL BULLETIN BOARDS? CALL 246-9775 DAN
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74 testing what line this will be on.
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75
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76 *******************j**************
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77 Are you saying that * YOU * can
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78 bring judgement unto Satan !!!
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79 HA HA thats very funy, insted of telling
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80 me this Crap, why dont you tell
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81 him he has too obay YOUR laws.
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82 Im sure he`ll find it pretty amussing.
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83 But remember that laws are only
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84 made so thy may be broke !!!!
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85 You must be one HELL of a fool
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86 if you actaully can sit their
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87 And say I AM MORE POWER FULL THEN
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88 GOD - OR SATAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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89 boy are you confused., Oh and
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90 thats too bad youve only died wonce
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91 it much more fun 5 or 6 th time.
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92 Good luck Scum youll need it too
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93 banish my Soul (HA HA) & Satan
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94 alon whith me...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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95 OH by the way I have fond your
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96 Identity, & all is going well
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97 on the western front............
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98 Till we meat (which we have)
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99 Ill be sure to walk through the
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100 Cow fild so that you may lick it
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101 off my FEET...
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102 *********************************
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103 KEEPER OF YOUR SOUL SCUM !!!
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104 ***********************************
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105 P.S. Why is there all these pepole
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106 who think D & D have Any thing to
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107 do whith the forses of EVIL..!!
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108 FOOL`S
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109 **********************************
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111
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112 What would they do to Satan for punishment? Send him to hell?
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113 ^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^^*^^*^^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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114 Damn good point, that above. Oh, for the scaliwags of this board....Prepare thyselves, BBSers for my
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115 in depth review of LEGEND tomorrow, or perhaps the day after. Looks pretty neato, and If it isn't up
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116 to snuff, boy oh boy oh boy......
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117 Anyhoo.. that's 'bout all I have to say.
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118
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119 Dasvidanya..
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120
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121 A. Rivania Phelps
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122 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.(sigh).-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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123 DMDMDMDMDM-
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124 OH WOW MOM, LOOKIE, ARMAGGEDON
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125 ON THE BBS! THIS IS MUST SEE! WHO WILL STILL BE ALIVE ON SUNDAY? (OR WHO
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126 WILL STILL BE UN-DEAD?)
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127 BACK TO DOUGHNUTLURK
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128 DMDMDMDMDM-
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129 ______________________________JD 2446538.6178______________________________
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130 JAZZ CONCERT APRIL 25-7:30
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131 WEST HILLS COVENANT CH.
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132 WARNER PACIFIC COLLEGE VOCAL JAZZ & JAZZ BAND
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133 FREE ADM.
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134 SPECIAL GUEST PRAISE UNLIMITED.
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135 PORTLAND OR.
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136 ******************************************************************************
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137
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138 THIS OCCULT STUFF IS GETTING BORING. ANYONE FOR CHANGING THE SUBJECT?
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139
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141 NO NOT REALY I FIND IT ENTERTAINING !!
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144 YOU THINK THE TWITS ARE BAD NOW, JUST WAIT TIL THIS SUMMER. OH NO!
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147 WE ALL KNOW THEY (KEEPER OF SOULS AND HIS ASSASSIN) ARE FULL OF IT.
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148
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149 I KIND OF THOUGHT THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON.
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152 Was that a guy talking to himself?
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156 Try trying to be good so you can go to heaven or be justified by faith.
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157 :5
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A COMMON MISUNDERSTANDING ABOUT CHRISTIANITY
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"I am a good person. Of course I am not perfect, but I try
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160 o be fair and honest with people, a good neighbor, give to
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161 Salvation Army, etc. When it comes right down to it,
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162 again christians and I are trying to achieve the same
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163 It is just put into different words."
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164 is a common mistake among people. Most people do be-
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165 e there is a God and He is responsible for the creation
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166 the universe and he wants us to be good people and do
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167 we can to make it a better place to live (the golden
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168 good samaritan etc.). If you take such a view, then
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169 ** ** ** ** WELL ???? ** ** ** **
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170 ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **
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171 ** ** ** ** WHUT ???? ** ** ** **
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172 THE KEEPER........
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173 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
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174 To anyone and everyone who, on the last disk, suggested we muke lybia: you are
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175 a bunch of idiots!!!!!
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176 I agree that the U.S. needed to do something, but if a warhead shoots out of the U.S., you can be
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177 sure that everyone in Europe is going to assume that they are the target and retaliate...
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178 *** STARPATH ***
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179 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
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180 A COMMON MISUNDERSTANDING ABOUT CHRISTIANITY
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181 "I am a good person. Of course I am not perfect, but I try to be fair and ho-
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182 nest with people, a good neighbor, give to the Salvation Army, etc. When it
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183 comes right down to it, born again christians and I are trying to achieve the
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184 goal. It is just put into different words."
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185 is a common mistake among people. Most people do believe there is a God
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186 d He is responsible for the creation of the universe and he wants us to be
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187 eople and do what we can to make it a better place to live (the golden
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188 good samaritan etc.). If you take such a view, then Christianity is no
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189 ter than any other religion of the world. In fact, if I were going to design
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190 y own religion without any knowledge of religion, that's what it would be
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191 on. WORKS. Do good. Help other people. Have a good time, but not at
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192 one elses expense.
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193
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Let's look at this in a logical manner. Most people would agree that the 10
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194 mandments are a good thing to try to live by but do we live up to it? In
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195 e Sermon on the Mount, Jesus expanded on the commandments and got down to the
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196 motive of the heart. "You have heard it said 'do not murder'. But I say to you
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197 any one who hates his brother (fellow mankind) will be judged." Put your-
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198 lf in a degraded society where it is an accepted practice to kill someone for
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199 any wrong to you. Now you take away society's pressure: consequences,
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200 tion, or possible retaliation. So what would you do if someone threw you
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201 the corporate ladder to get points with upper management at your expense?
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202 he point that Jesus is making is the keeping of the law is deeper than just
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203 rd actions. The law must be kept on the inside as well. It would be good
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204 read the 10 commandments in Exodus 20 looking at the heart of each issue.
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205 ou shall not covet your neighbor's house, wife, standard of living or any-
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206 that is his." This is
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207 rly a commandment directed to the heart and not specifically to outward
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208 tions. At this point we need to take a look at our own hearts and see if we
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209 e up to the standard of Gods intentions for us to live. We need to
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210 ize that we are going to stand before the creator of the universe and tell
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211 to let us in heaven because we did all that is required for us to do and
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212 ur lives measure up to His standard. To realize the importance of this we must
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213 stand the holiness of God. There are two main aspects of His holiness. 1.
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214 is a just God and must punish sin. 2. God is a loving God and will not let
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215 s creation die hopelessly in their sin but WILL provide a solution to the
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216 ring condition of mankind. The just punishment of God for the sins of
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217 ind has been poured out on His willing Son Jesus Christ, the only perfect
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218 n who kept the law in all parts. John 3:16 says: "For God so loved the world
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219 He gave his only begotten Son that whoever believes in Him will not die,
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220 ave everlasting life." When one believes in Him, he will stand before the
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221 ator with no explanation of his actions, no excuses, realizing that on his
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222 wn, he has no hope, and say "Your Son has been punished for my sins". God will
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223 ze that His holiness (justice and love) has not been compromised in the
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224 t and will open His arms to you! Now we see that God is not going to judge
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225 e believer by how well he kept the 10 commandments, not by anything the per-
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226 s done but by whether or not he has believed and trusted in Jesus.
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God is not looking for people who want to try to 'get their life together' or
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228 le who think they are good enough without Him, He is looking for people who
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229 alize they are not good enough on their own, who come - as they are - to Him
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230 mit their sin, ask Him for forgiveness, and give Him permission to change
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231 r life, change their heart, their motive for doing 'good'. This person
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232 ld be you.
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233 -------------------
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234 Some people say that you're crazy if you talk to yourself. But I'd point out
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235 to the various users of this system, including the 'two' twits who have been
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236 leaving loony messages, that while it is bad enough to talk to yourself, it
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237 must be even worse to argue with yourself....
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238 -------------------
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239 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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240 Destroyer, where art thou? This religeon/satanist BS is driving me nuts! Oh, for the good ol' days..
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241 TETS TEST TSET TSET TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST
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250 SATAN --> A MYTH, A FALSE STORY, A LOAD OF CRAP.
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251
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252 GOD --> A MYTH, A FALSE STORY, A LOAD OF CRAP.
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254 COLONEL KHADAFY--> AN IDIOT.
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256 BELIEVING IN EITHER OF THE ABOVE THREE
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257 SHOWS ONLY ONES STUPIDITY.
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258 THE IDEAL OF A RED DUDE WITH HORNS RULING
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259 AN INFERNO IS PRETTY RIDICULOUS. HOWEVER
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260 THE IDEAL OF AN ALL POWERFUL DUDE THAT
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261 CAN CREATE UNIVERSES OUT OF NOTHING, AFTER
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262 BEING CREATED HIMSELF FROM NOTHING, IS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS.
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263 TAKEING THE CAKE FOR RIDICULOUSNESS IS THE IDEAL OF A COMPLETE IDIOT WITH
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264 A NAME OF MULTIPLE SPELLINGS LEADING
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265 A WEAK AND POOR COUNTRY AGAINST
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266 THE U.S.A.
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267
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268 UNFORTUNATELY THIS BBS IS FULL OF PEOPLE
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269 WHO BELIEVE IN SATAN, GOD AND THE POWER
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270 OF COLONEL KHADAFY AND HIS DAFFY
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271 COUNTRY.
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274 ***********P.D.RAT**********************
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275 PORTLAND DEMOCRATS FOR REAGAN AGAINST
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276 TERRORISM
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277 ***********P.D.RAT**********************
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278
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279 +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-++-+--++-++-+--+--+--+--+-+
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281 Starpath..... YEA!!!!!! I agree WHOLEHEARTEDLY!!!!
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282
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283 Moan, groan, agony. Much as I dislike the occult stuff..( It isn't that bad: At
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284 it's worst it's irritating, at it's best it's rather amusing) I HATE the
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285 christianity/satanism debate EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!
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286 If you BBSers don't change the subject, and Darned quick, you won't have the
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287 priviledge of hearing my movie reviews!!!!!!! Yes, I can hear you all shaking
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288 in your boots RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT, so SHAPE UP!
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289 Now that I, like REAGAN, have gotten TOUGH..I think that it falls on my
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290 shoulders to reconstruct civilization from this smoking mass.
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291 NEW DEBATE TOPIC........................
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292 Should Euthinasia ( Questionable spelling) be legalized?
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295 Euthinasia, for those who do not know, is " Mercy Killing": Killing terminally
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296 ill patients with no hope of recovery. Like pulling the plug of an artificial
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297 lung if the patient has no hope of ever breathing normally.
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298
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299 WHAT DO YOU THINK??????
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300
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301 Hoping for a brighter day....
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302
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303 A. Rivania Phelps.
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305 OK!!!
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308 TO RIDICULE OTHERS IS FOOLISH
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310 ______________________________JD 2446539.6398______________________________
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311 DMDMDMDM-
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312 BUT A. RIV. PHELPS, I WAS *HOPING* FOR YOUR REVIEW OF LEGEND. REALLY.
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313 NOW I DONT KNOW IF ITS ANY GOOD. AND YES, EUTHANASIA SHOULD BE LEGALIZED,
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314 AS SHOULD MARIJUANA, ABORTION (IN THE LATE TRIMESTERS) AND OTHER SUCH
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315 LIBERAL THINGS. A SATANIST,
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316 DOUGHNUTMAN.
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317 DMDMDMDM-
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318 I THINK THE DESTROYER SHOULD UNDERGO UTHANASIA (SP?). HE'S ABOUT GONE,
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319 ANYWAY...
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320 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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321 060606060606..................................................................................................0606060606
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322 [VWDC HDDD_ VFNOU [LD_V FNOU[ \DD_F DPTXG ZTPDP TCPDL AP[E_ EDIAN XIAJE DNXGR IDSXJ ODXLD CLUPT FLZ[\ HK_\U [KD_V
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323 (dratted line noise)
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324 [forget it. line keeps putting ^C in my upload.]
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325 0606060606060606............................................................................................0606060606
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326 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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327
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328 **** THE REEL THING ****
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329
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330
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331 Dum da da dum dum dum daaaaaaaaaa.....
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332
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333 Now, the moment you've all been waiting for....................................
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334
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335 ( Or maybe nott )
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336
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337 Well, here I am again, fresh from seeing the new flick LEGEND.. and Tom Cruise fans beware. I am sorry to say, that
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338 what looked to be a promising fantasy film turned out to be rather trite and dull. THe plot is dull, contrived, and
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339 mostly just an excuse to show pretty pictures. And that is not to say that the
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340 pictures aren't pretty.. For ten minutes at least. The big problem is EVERYTHING
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341 sparkles!! At least in the land of good.I estimate four tons of glitter was used in the first half alone. Not to
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342 mention the thousand bags of rose petals, fifty pounds of confetti, and twenty acres worth of soundstage. And after
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343 evil suceeds in plunging the land into a season of eternal death: Another truckload of VERY fakey looking, glittery snow
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344 Anyhow.. The plot is this. The light of the world is contained in, and guarded by, two unicorns. For Darkness to
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345 suceed and triumph, it must kill these unicorns by way of cutting off their
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346 horns, in which the power of light is contained. Pretty banal stuff. Well, the
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347 owers of evil cannot draw the unicorns to them, so they have to follow after a
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348 pretty, pure yong princess named Liy, who delays the unico, in which time thepowers of evil drug it with a dart, so
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349 that they can get it's horn. The princess feels understandably responsible,
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350 and tries to amend her deed. Well, she along with the remaining, living unicorn
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351 get captured by the forces of evil, and it is up to her lover ( TOmmy Cruise )
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352 to rescue her.
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353
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354 Well, once the film moves into the huge.. ( And I mean HUGE ) tree that serves as the headquarters of evil, things get
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355 progressively better. Tim Curry, almost indistinguishable under massive mounts of makeup, is the best of the bunch. But
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356 that is to be expected: evil characters are always more fun than good characters. Tommy is helped by some sundry sprites
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357 most of whom ( especially two obnoxiously cute dwarves) serve only to muddle the plot.
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358 One pet peeve of mine is when they make a horse look like a unicorn, but they cant quite glue the horn on tight enough.
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359 when the unicorn/horse gallops, the horn bounces. A breach of credibility, whatsay? And at times, the makeup Tim curry
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360 wears sways suspiciously.
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361
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362 In summation, I would say that this film is muddled, good in places, quite good in others, but not really worth seeing
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363 unless you can get in on economy hour. It think the problem is.. LEGEND needs more matter, with less art.
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364
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365 P.S. If someone else had seen it: I would welcome a viewpoint in contrast, or even in agreement, to mine.
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366
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367 See ya at the movies (_stolen!)
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368
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369 A. Rivania Phelps.
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370 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-
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371 WHILE THIS BOARD HAS NO RESTRICTIONS PUTTING UP 50 LINES OF BIBLICAL QUOTE
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372 IS GOING TO DRIVE THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE HERE CRZY OR MAD
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373 I CARE LESS WHETHER OR NOT YOU PEOPLE EXIST OR NOT
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374 STARGUARD, SILVERMAN, PIPER, BEAR(WHERE EVER YOUARE), RIPPLE, ARE EXCEPTED
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375 THE RELIGIOUS DEBATE IS BAD LOOK PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER SEEN EXCEPT WHEN
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376 CHRISTIANS TALK ABOUT THEIR RELIGIONSUCH STUPIDITY AND BLIND FOLLOWING TO
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377 TRADITION YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT DISCUSSING IT INTELLIGENTLY YOU PEOPLE ARE
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378 AN EXAMPLE OF WHY THERE IS SATANISM DON'T PUT AWAY YOUR "GOD" GIVEN
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379 INTELLIGENCE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HIM IT'S A SLAP IN HIS FACE LET ALON R THE
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380 PERSON YOU'RE TALKING TO I AM GOING TO STOP BEFORE I GET MAD
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381 PRINCE DRAGON
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382 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.
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383
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385 KISS OFF PRINCEY
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386 **** *** *******
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387
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388 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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389 "Whoa, Frank, get in here, NOW!"
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390 "What-in-the-Hell is it Tom? What's all the yelling about?"
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391 "Shut up and take a look at this readout. I have never seen anything like it. I didn't think the filters could handle
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392 such extreme input."
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393 "Holy crap, I see what you mean. The twit-meter has gone right off the scale. What could be causing such an odd
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394 reaction in the detection devices."
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395 "Only one thing I know of could come close to causing a reading like this. Teenagers talking 'bout politics and
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396 religion."
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397 "You mean..."
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398 "Yup, Backwater again. Tune in the the correct frequency. Tie the hyper-link up to the trunk line and see if you can
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399 get a reading."
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400 "Done. Hey Tom, there you are. And boy, what a crazy one. We have ourselves a couple of real winners on here. The
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401 machinery is having a difficult time calculating identity probability because the intelligence/capacity readings are
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402 too low to detect without removing some of the low-pass DFT's."
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403 "Don't bother, it isn't worth it. I'll log the occurrence and send a memo on the readings to command. They'll know what
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404 to do about the situation."
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405 "What do you think they'll do Tom?"
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406 "I don't know exactly Frank, it's not our job to prescribe, only to report. Command knows what they are doing. I am sure
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407 these outlandish figures will be bannished soon enough. Go ahead and disconnect the link before their drivel shorts out
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408 our equipment. We are protected but this waste material can be very corrosive."
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409 "Got ya. And.... finished. I'm changing the regulating freq back to normal scanning mode."
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410 "Fine, thanks for the help Frank."
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411 "No problem Tom, always glad to help out."
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412 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" day at the office """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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413
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414 (00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)
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415 Riviana: Thanks for the review.
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416 I do think that Mercy killing should be allowed.Even for people who aren't terminally ill.But only after going through
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417 a program to see why first.
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418 Doughnut: Hope you will be voting in November. The Oregon Marijuana Initiative will be there.
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419 (00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(Madwand)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)
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420
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421 :::::=====:::::
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422 Rabbitlurk.`*sigh*
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423 :::::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::==Zephyr::=====:::::====<:::::=====:::::=====
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424 $*##%@)*#%@^&_)*)@^&_^*^)@^*!%)!+%(#+!_%*!)*%+@#_$#^*&%_^&*_)#!++|%)+_(@+^*(@+^*(|^(*$*^_$^*+@^*+@_^@($_*#$)*^+@^*+!#+^
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425 Ah, the first boarder on a new computer is *always* something special.
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426 Milch: Message about party received on Aloha. I don't know if I'll be able to attend or not. I assume it is on for sure
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427 now? Do I bring beer or pretzels or Chateau Lafeet '86?
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428 Emu: Not me but thanks for the words.
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429 Mikey: So many things to discuss. I haven't been out to USD yet, the long arm of the law finally caught up with me but in
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430 a good way :-). I have been kept busy, not much time for reading or running a around downtown. Will call soon.
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431 Voyeur: Filter program and BW disks - I still need them. Trade?
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432 Leonard: Did you ever get that disk drive working? If not I may buy back. I am putting together another computer system
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433 and I need some cheap dd/ds disk drives.
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434 Guardian: Don't worry, someday we'll connect. You must miss your Club Ninja tape?
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435 LEGEND people: How could the same lady who is protecting the unicorns have a lover too? I thought there was some rule about
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436 such things? :-)
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437 %*&(#%*@%&_)%&!%!@!!+(#*%)@_*!)%*!_%*%&!_%)!%&! L'homme sans Parity %*)_*!_)%!%*!_%*_%)!&%_!)*!_)!*%*!_%*#%_*@%@#%*@_%#
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438 ****************************************************************************
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439 Now L'homme...when did you ever see a movie bother with rules??? They'd
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440 prefer to insult your intellegence (what little you have seeing as how you
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441 went to the movie to begin with :-) har!) and do things because they are
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442 artistically correct. Whatever it s that they have determined to be such
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443 this week. P.S. I still have that check for you.
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444 Regarding Legend... I miss Walt Disney.. now there was a man who knew how
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445 to make a good fantasy film. Make it for all time, not just a quick buck
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446 at the box office. I think that is what is so wrong with the movie industry
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447 today, they don't care about bringing you back for a second viewing
|
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448 several years down the road. They just put in a bunch of glitter and hype
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449 to get yo in the theater that first time and don't care about anything
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450 else. Whatever happened to the dedicated directors and actors who cared
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451 about what they were doing? Now everyone seems to be out for the fast buck.
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452 ***************************** CISTOP MIKEY ********************************
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453 I vote for mandatory post-natal abortion up to age 21.
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454 '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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455 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
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456 L'homme: Welcome to the wolrd with your new hardware! My cursor (and other
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457 things) is green with envy. If I make it to Milch's tonight, hope to see
|
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458 you there.
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459 Milch: I'll try to make it, but it depends on how far I get on my expression
|
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460 parser today.
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461 Mikey: You said it! Fantasia the eighth time is still *far* better that most
|
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462 of these new ones the first time!
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463 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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464 Well, one day I was walking along this neat road, and I came upon this bridge.
|
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465 Well, something happend, a force drawed me to the bridge....
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466 I stood on the edge looked down at the rushing water below...
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467 and then I jumped.... and the next thing I knew , I was dead.
|
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468 The Dead
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469 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#
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470 Now there's something you don't see every day; a story with an ending that's final...
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471 #$#$#$#$#$#daring to be stupid#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#and succeeding#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$
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472 The folks at Walt Disney came up with one of my favorite words...
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473 Imagineering.
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474 French Toast
|
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475 ______________________________________________________________________________
|
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476
|
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477 ATTENTION, ATTENTION PLEASE: THERE IS A BIG BASH AT MICLHAR'S TONIGHT. BE THERE
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478 OR B^2. THE ADDRESS IS _{k
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479 NO CARRIER
|
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480 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
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481 The Dead: I hope you did!!!!!
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482 *** STARPATH ***
|
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483 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
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484 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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485 Hi. This is joe. I am not here. I am elsewhere, preferably Libya. I don't know what! Put something. Bye! If you have ay
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486 ideas, keep them to yourself.
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487 JOE-THING
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488 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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489 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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490 All: Indeed there was a 'party' here tonight (the word 'party' in single quotes
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491 because there was a total attendance of three- including myself. Four, after
|
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492 my roommate arrived). L'homme and Voyeur arrived shortly after 7, mainly
|
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493 to discuss a possible (highly probable) storyline. L'homme also took the
|
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494 opprotunity to pass his critical eye over my collection of cassettes. Pizza,
|
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495 potato chips, apple juice, and various other consumables were promptly disposed
|
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496 of. If for some reason *you* couldn't make it, well, perhaps another time.
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497 Net 06 was kind enough to encipher my phone number and address for the agents
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498 in that organization.
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499 Now my home-away-from-parents is offically "housewarmed".
|
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500 +++++++++++++++++
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501 "Yes, man in blue clothing. That is a polratscha, a common edible plant."
|
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502 "Edible for you," I replied. At last I knew why the alien affected Cragmore
|
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503 so. The cellophane cactus must be related to the crystal trees in the
|
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504 Diamond Valley!
|
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505 Argentium lay at the heart of those plants. The silver metal was a natural
|
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506 source of energy of all sorts, but in living beings, usually boosted psi-level
|
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507 tremendously. In natural psi-talents, that is. In a being with no such
|
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508 talent, Argentium produced mental static. No wonder Cragmore was in such pain!
|
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509 And why I was recovering at a fantastic rate. Being what I am, I may restore
|
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510 myself directly using the silver metal. Now, how to be rid of it....?
|
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511 "Straxi, inside that plant is a silver substance. Is it vital to your
|
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512 metabolism?"
|
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513 The alien thought for a few moments, his face-analog twisting strangely.
|
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514 "No, it is a... useless substance that must be consumed with the rest."
|
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515 Thank Amigc! This might just work...
|
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516 I put away the 3x5 cards, and instead brought out my travel book. How I manage
|
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517 to put all of the things I do into my robes is a story of itself, to be told
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518 another time. In a few moments, I had located the spell for which I searched.
|
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519 "Polyandi Uhgdur Basomku Zilgend..." I began, motioning with my hands as I did
|
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520 so. A dim white glow flickered between my palms as I formed a little ball of
|
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521 silver material out of the clorine atmosphere. Or seemed to.
|
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522 When I finished, a small sphere of silver lay in my palm, and the Argentium
|
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523 within the plants and the alien was gone. This is what Cragmore had sensed.
|
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524 Sharp pain showed in his face when he gazed at it. Now, how to dispose of
|
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525 this gleaming sphere of pain?
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526 I studied Bard, who poked through the wreckage of his transport.
|
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527 "Bard," I said quietly with my palm extended, "With this I can move your
|
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528 transport to where it can be repaired, and perhaps what remains will pay for
|
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529 the repairs, as well."
|
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530 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar ++++++ 11:04pm, 19 Apr 86 ++++++++++
|
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531 *************************
|
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532
|
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533 TO WHOME EVER UPLOADED THE ABOVE LOAD OF CRAP, PLEASE YOU ONLY KEEP THE
|
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534 LINES BUSY! I BELIEVE YOU CALL YOURSELF MILCHAR? WELL 'MOOCHER' OR 'MULCHER'
|
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535 WHAT EVER IT IS, DON'T WASTE TIME AND SPACE WITH JIBBERISH.
|
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536
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537 DOWN WITH SOCIALIST ECONOMY!
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538
|
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539 P.D.RAT
|
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540 *******
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541 P.D.RAT
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542 ***************************************
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543 PORTLAND DEMOCRATS FOR REAGAN AGAINST TERRORISM.
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544 ***************************************
|
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545 P.D.RAT
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546 *********
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547 How about Portland Dummies and retards against talent. Ignore this obvious
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548 twit milchar. The last ten lines are simply a minus epsilon value over tau.
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549 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]][[]][[[][[[][[[][[[][
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550
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551 Dear L'homme: They are lovers not in the crude, modern sense, but in the pure
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552 sense of an innocent world. The unicorn is trapped by the princess simply
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553 because she, a mortal,dares to touch it.As for good old Walt: Some may be out to
|
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554 make a fast buck, but he has secured much more. He has secured immortality. Did
|
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555 you know that Fantasia was a box office flop, as well as Alice in Wonderland?
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556 Did you know that critics panned Sleeping Beauty? Things that can survive trial
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557 and adversity must nessecarily be strong to begin with, and as a result of such
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558 treatment, grow stronger.
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559
|
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560 A. Rivania Phelps.
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561
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562 ( By the by: I support Euthinasia only if the patient desires it and is in his/
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563 her right mind. )
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564 **************************************************************************
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565
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566 ***********************************
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567 HELL`S BELL
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568 ***********************************
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569
|
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570 From the deepest darkness of Hell
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571 I shell Tell -
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572 The story of the big Black Bell,
|
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573 which sits in pits of Hell.
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574 So it may be told,
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575 that it is not gold
|
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576 that makes it`s mold.
|
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577 But t`is the Evil one - So I am told.
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578 who casted it`s mold...
|
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579 to ring it`s Toll- for the burning soul
|
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580 which screems at God, from days of old...
|
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581 Into the pits you shell Go,
|
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582 for that is what I am told.
|
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583 Upon that Day- you walk away
|
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584 from his throughn remember whut you must say
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585 if you wish not too pay, His way..
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586
|
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587 For you may ring the big Black Bell
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588 that sit`s in Hell - if all is well
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590 Fear not your Soul - if you pay his Toll.
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591 And fear not the red rain
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594 that seems so frightning -
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595 for t`is the King, who shell make you screem -
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596 If you pay not His Toll - from Days of Old
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598 from th big black Bell
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599 that sits in the midst of HELL.
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601 ***************************4/20/86*
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602 KEEPER OF SOUL`S
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606 How about mandatory euthanasia for Keeper`of`Souls and P.D. Rat? I think it
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607 should be allowed by popular vote in some cases...`````
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608 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#just a thought#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#```````````(I like this#$#$#$#
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609 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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610 I thought that this stupid theology discussion ended days ago. But no. I
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611 return to find that it has srted again. Shaking my head in disgust and
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612 returning to lurk mode
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613 ........PENDRAGON........
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614 OH PENDRAGON WHEN YOU GO YOU PUT ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^UP
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615 IF YOU DO NOT WHEN I CAN NOT LOVE YOU ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!
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616 KILEU-UI
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617 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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618 .-=-.*#@='/\`~HI
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620 CISTOP: I got Archive #73 from L'homme last night. While looking the files over
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621 preparatory to deflowering them, I noticed that they contained CR/LF
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622 instead of the previous LF/CR. Was this done by L'homme, or did you do
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623 it? If you, is it going to be a permanent feature? (it would make my
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624 archive-processing program a lot simpler, but I don't want to make the
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625 changes if this was a fluke). Or am I just (as usual) confused...
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626 :::::::::::::::O O::::::::::::::::voyeur::::::::::::::::O O::::::::::::::::::::
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627 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP(WHY PUT A MARKER AT THE END OF THE DISK?)PPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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628 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP(I DON'T KNOW)PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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