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1 PLEASE TYPE 'HELP' OR 'LIST' TO SEE MESSAGES
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2 *********************** REMOVED: 14 MAY 82 **************************\
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3 WELCOME TO BWMS (BACKWATER MESSAGE SYSTEM) MIKE DAY SYSTEM OPERATOR
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4 TO GET OUT OF THE ENTER MODE I SUGGEST THAT YOU LOOK AT THE COMMAND TABLE
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5 WITH REFERRENCE TO THE STOP/EXIT COMMAND. IF AT ANY TIME YOU TYPE A
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6 CONTROL 'C' OR A 'BREAK', THE SYSTEM WILL STOP WHAT IT IS DOING AND
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7 RETURN TO THE 'COMMAND MODE' TO AWAIT YOUR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
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8 #####################################################################
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9 ===========================================================
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10 a few comments from the insurance records:
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11 i thought the window was open. i found it was closed when i put my head through
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12 i pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law,
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13 and drove over the embankment.
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14 i had been driving for 40 years when i fell asleep at the wheel and had
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15 the accident.
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16 coming home, i drove into the wrong driveway and collided with a tree
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17 i don't have.
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18 the other car collided with mine without giving any warning of his
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19 intentions.
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20 a pedistrian hit me and went under my car.
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21 i collided with a stationary car coming the other way.
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22 in my attempt to kill a fly, i drove into a telephone pole.
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23 the telephone pole was approachig fast. i was attempting to swerve
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24 out of its path when it struch my front end.
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25 an invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and disappeared.
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26 the guy was all over the rod. i had to swerve a number of times before
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27 i hit him.
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28 there were plenty of lookers-on, but no witnesses.
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29
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30 so, don't be surprised when they say they didn't see you.
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31
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32 good luck, and beware
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33 ******(********************************
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34 HELLO THERE, THIS IS YOUR SYSTEM OPERATOR SPEAKING....
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35 AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED TO YOUR LEFT, THE 'B' DRIVE HAS BEEN EXPERIENCING
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36 SOME DISK ERRORS. WHILE THERE IS NO REASON TO BE ALARMED, IT SHOULD BE
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37 MENTIONED THAT THE DISK WAS OVER ONE YEAR OLD AND WAS IN CONTINUOS USE
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38 THROUGHOUT THAT TIME PERIOD. IN FACT THE DISK THAT WAS IN DRIVE 'B'
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39 WAS THE ORIGINAL DISK THAT THE BWMS SYSTEM WAS BROUGHT UP ON, AND HAS
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40 BEEN IN USE EVER SINCE. (HOW'S THAT FOR A LONG PLAYING DISK...........
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41 THAT WAS A PUN.. COME ON PEOPLE I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE, I CAN HEAR YOUR
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42 MODEMS WISTLING.)
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43 I MIGHT ALSO NOTE AT THIS TIME THAT NO BACKUPS ARE MADE OF THE DATA STORED
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44 ON THE BWMS SYSTEM (WHICH IS WHY IT DISAPPEARS IN LARGE SECTIONS AT TIMES
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45 BUT ON THE SAME TOKEN IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO COMPLETELY DESTROY THE DATA
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46 FROM THE USER STANDPOINT (IT IS RECOVERABLE WITH A LITTLE BIT OF WORK).
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47 SO THERE IS NO REAL NEED TO DO SO. BESIDES ANYBODY THAT PUTS ANYTHING
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48 OF ANY IMPORTANTS ON THIS SYSTEM IS PROBABLY STRANGER THAN THE REST OF THE
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49 USERS!!!!
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50 ANYWAY, THE DEFECTIVE DISK HAS BEEN RETIRED FROM SERVICE, AND A BRAND SPANKING
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51 NEW ONE IS NOW IN ITS PLACE (MEANING IT PROBABLY WON'T LAST A WEEK!).
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52 SO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT (OF FANTASY). CIST OP MIKEY
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53 ****************************************
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54 DOES ANYONE KNOW OF ANY GOOD DOWNLOADABLE SYSTEMS? IF SO LEAVE THE
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55 SYSTEMS #'S ON BWMS THANK YOU MIKE..
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56 ****************************************
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57 ************************************************************
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58 Hello out there I wish that I had something to say that is
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59 truely meaningfull but I don't so I Won't.
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60 I must really be crazy to be up at 2:30 am using a box to
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61 pass the time away.
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62 Anyway the above came from a newly brought up modem and it
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63 seems to be working very well (PCS 103). My system is an
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64 OSI C8P DF.
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65 Does anyone have a 6502 program for modem transfer of data.
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66 If so key the mesage with "%MODEM%" thank you.
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67 the mad programer
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68 ************************************************************
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69 HEY MAD PROGRAMMER YOU
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70 ARE TRULY WEIRD TO BE UP
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71 AT 2AM IN THHE MORNING!!
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72 I HAVE A FRIEND WHO HAS
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73 A 6502 PROG FOR A MODEM.
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74 HE HAS BEEN USING IT FOR
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75 3 MONTHES NOW!
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76 ***************************************************************
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77 That is very well and good but I do not know who your
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78 friend is or who you are. Thank you anyway for the reply.
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79 I would also like to say that the code I am loooking for is
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80 for a "Smart" modem program. I would still like to know
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81 more.
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82 the Mad Programer
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83 PS If you wish to speak to me as a person call
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84 Ask for C.W.
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85 4-30-82 00:30
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86 ***************************************************************
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87 I'll admit that the great moral majority of the massages left on this
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88 system certainly have no fundamental importance to the teeming masses.
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89 However, it would really be nice to append a date to your BWMS entry to
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90 give some vague notion of the epoch represented in the stream of time.
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91 I'm certainly guilty of shooting from a glass house, but I promise to mend
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92 my ways! ........Analog Alan 1may82 2155 pdt
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93 {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
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94 Have you seen those clever Mutha Bell ads in the oRAGonian? I called to
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95 "LET'S TALK" at 800-555-5000. I wound up in a conversation with a SYT here
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96 in Portland. She had a lot of answers that went "maybe it will be this way
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97 and maybe it will be that way". I guess the deal is for LOL's that are
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98 afraid they won't be able to afford phone service after the Justice Dept.
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99 surgery. That was 3 days ago... Today a guy from some survey outfit called
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100 to find out how I felt about my discussion and about the BS (Bell System) in
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101 general. I really felt sorry for the guy. What a bunch of dumb questions
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102 to have to read off to some unsuspecting clod half-way across the US.
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103 RYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRY Analog Alan 1may82 2208 pdt RYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRY
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104 Dear Mr. Analog:
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105 I agree with what you said two messages ago, but I doubt
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106 I can remember to do it (I will try.)
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107 DBBS Sysop - 01-May-82 22:49:36
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108 **** ***** ** *** ** ** ** **
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109 Wheee! Anyone with a 16K level II trs-80 should try out the
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110 Holmes Engineering IM-2 RAM board! It plugs into the RAM
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111 sockets and gives you 48K of memory INSIDE THE KEYBOARD!
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112 And it works... my term software loads from DEF6H to FFFFH
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113 and it stays there!
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114 Me. 2-may-82 12.48.35 pm
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115 *******************************************
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116 * ALL DA PEOPLES ON DIS HERE SISTEM *
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117 * SHOOD REELY LURN TO SPELL! MAY BE YOU *
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118 * ALL SHOOD GO BACK TO YUR SKOOL AND TAKE *
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119 * A SPELLING CLASS OR SUMPTHING. I CAN'T *
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120 * BELIEVE THE ROTTEN SPELLING I SEE HERE. *
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121 * I WILL SAY ONE THING...THIS SYSTEM HAS *
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122 * BEST READING ON IT! OTHER BBS'S ARE *
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123 * SOOOOOOO BORING! *
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124 *******************************************
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125 * RB 02-MAY-80 03:18:25 PM *
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126 *******************************************
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127 The reason for the bad spelling is that we all don't
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128 care enough to think when we use the BWMS.
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129 Besides the reason I became a programer was that I hated
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130 english classes.
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131
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132 The Mad Programer
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133 05-03-82 21:35
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134 TO LYLE FM MIKE
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135 TRUE, BUT THEN I WAS DOING THE PAPER WORK ALL AT THE SAME TIME. SO THERE
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136 WAS NO REAL PROBLEM. OF COURSE AFTER THE FACT WHO CARES! BUT ANYWAY
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137 AT LEAST IT'S LEGAL ... SORT OF.. I HOPE?..... AHHHHHH..........
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138 *************************************************************************
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139 TO : CPM USERS FM CISTOP MIKEY
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140 SORRY ABOUT THE SYSTEM GOING DOWN , I LOST ANOUTHER DRIVE (MOTOR SIEZED)
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141 WILL BE BACK UP AS SOON AS I CAN FIX IT (GOD ONLY KNOWS WHEN ).
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142 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE PROBLEMS THIS SYSTEM IS HAVEING OL' BWMS JUST KEEPS
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143 PLUGGING AWAY AND THE CPM SYSTEM CAN'T STAY UP 2 MONTHS RUNNING GAD!!!!!
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144 WELL IF I CAN GET IT TO STABLIZE MAYBE.. WHO KNOWS (ONLY THE SHADOW DO..)
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145 ******************************************************************
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146 UPDATE ON THE CPM DRIVE PROBLEM . IT TURNS OUT THAT THE MOTOR BRUSHES
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147 WERE WORN OUT (PROBABLY THE REASON IT WAS REMOVED FROM SERVICE IN THE
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148 FIRST PLACE!) SO IT HAS BEEN REPAIRED, AND IS BACK ON LINE. MIKE..
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149 ***************************************************************
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151 HEY R.B. YOU REALLY MAKE A BIG
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152 DEAL OUT OF NOTHING. IF THIS
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153 ROTTEN SYSTEM WOULD ALLOW US
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154 TO CORECT OUR MISTAKES THEN
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155 MAYBE YOU WOULD SEE LESS MIS-
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156 TAKES, YOU DIG?! WHY DON'T YU
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157 BUZZ OFF
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158 \\\\\|||||\\\\STARDATE 8205.04
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159 |||||\\\\\||||STARTIME 11.18.20
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160 .............................................................
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161 Brainstorming still doesn't help me come up with
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162 more original pieces what I have already seen! One thing
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163 that DOES set me apart, though, is that (1) I can spell--oh,
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164 shouldn't I have said that? It alienates me, does it not--
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165 and (2) I am female. No, really! Every message on here smacks
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166 of a masculine hand on the keyboard: I just KNOW that no female
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167 influences among you; why, what WOMAN would be interested in
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168 computers?? Intrigued? I should leave my phone number--but
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169 shrill tones calling me up in the middle of the night aren't
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170 what I would call inspiring. Nevertheless, what an insane group
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171 this is! ... Just my kind of people. Don't worry, I'm not
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172 prejudiced against you just because you're all males!
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173 Now lets hear some radical replies, eh?
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174 my old alibi: Dragon Lady
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175 05 MAY 82 22:17:33
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176 ................................................................
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178 HEY LADY I AM VERY GLAD TO SEE
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179 THAT A LADY IS USING THIS SY-
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180 STEM. BELIEVE ME A WOMAN IS
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181 THE BEST SPELLER AND TYPIST
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182 COMPARED TO US MEN! WE COULD-
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183 N'T PASS SPELLING IN SCHOOL
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184 SO YOU LADIES HAVE ALL THE
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185 SKILL IN THIS DEPT. I WOULD
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186 LIKE TO HAVE YOUR PH NUMBER
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187 HEH, HEH !! DO YOU GET ON
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188 TO GAMES PEOPLE PLAY OR
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189 CONNECTION 80 ???
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190 \\\\\\\\\\\\\STARDATE 8205.05
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191 |||||||||||||STARTIME 11:13:53
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192 ***************************************************************
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193 What is connection 80 ? Does it have a phone number?
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194 If so what? Also what is it?
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195 So many questions. Anyway why is the person above
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196 yelling about not having any way to correct mistakes?
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197 Does not the system have a CH (Change) command?
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198 Come on get with it man!!!
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199 The female above used my box to voice herself and if
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200 youare looking for her ph #, you most likely will be old
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201 and out out of memory by the time you get it.
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202 Not that I would discourage you from tring.
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203 The Mad Programmer
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204 ************************************************************
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205 A few system seconds with andy rooney
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206 DID YOU EVER REALIZE WHAT A GENIOUS PERSON THE CAN-OPENER
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207 IS???
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208 DID YTOU EVER STOP TO THINK HOW HE ENDLESSLY BRINGS US THINGS
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209 WE THINK WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW, BUT SUBCONSIOUSLY DO???
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210 BY THE WAY, DRAGON LADY, YOU SOUND LIKE ONE HECK OF A LADY!!!
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211 HOW ABOUT GETTING TOGETH...
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212 this has been a few system seconds with andy rooney
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213 requestsmallog user 26615276 priority 0 2Kl frommusr882919200019201920001920192
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214 {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
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218 What I really want to know is there anyone out there (in here?) that
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219 has their computer set up to autoanswer the local loop and accept incoming
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220 electronic mail? I'd be interested in the software to do it, too. Only a
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221 rudimentary capability would be of great value.
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235 {}{}{}{}{}{} Analog Alan {}{}{}{}{} 11 May 82 {}{}{}{}{} 1835 pdt {}{}{}{}{}
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236 DRAGAON LADY YOU HAD BETTER
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237 COME BACK SO WE HAVE SOME-
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238 THING TO TALK ABOUT!!!!!!!!
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239 \\\\\\\\\\\\STARDATE 8205.07
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240 |||||||||||STARTIME 11:52:02
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241 hallo! This is Rodney McTiffe! I am a new user on your system.
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242 I hope i will get something (not much from the look of things) out of it, but ev
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243 en if I don't then I suppose I can just funk it!!!
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244
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245 Oh, by the by, I am a system operator in Dubin, Ireland!
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246 In case you want to call,
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247 Just call me THE DISK DRIVER
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248 THank you all.
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249 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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250 HI ANALOG!!!
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251 This is the can-opener! I do have a sy3tem (not up) but if you call you
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252 might just get a !
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253 SDee ya!
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254 Can-opener
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255 5/6/82
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256 15:31:00
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257 ----------------------------------------------------------------------
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258 (Oh, thsi is to mike, is it not???)
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259 Dragon Lady
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260 Dri-up can opener!
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261 Andy Rooney
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262 **********************************************
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263 * WELL, I GUESS MY LITTLE GRIPE SESSION *
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264 * ABOUT THE ROTTEN SPELLING ON THIS SYSTEM *
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265 * DID MAKE A DIFFERENCE, OR MAYBE IT WAS *
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266 * JUST THAT EVERYONE IS STRAIGHTENING UP *
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267 * THEIR ACT 'CAUSE OF "DRAGON LADY". GOTTA *
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268 * MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION, YOU KNOW!! OH, *
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269 * WELL. ISN'T THERE ANYTHING INTERESTING *
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270 * GOING ON ON THIS POOR WRETCH OF A SYSTEM? *
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271 * ACTUALLY, IT IS A LOT MORE INTERESTING *
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272 * THAN ANY OF THE OTHER BBS'S AROUND. MUCH *
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273 * MORE COLORFUL TOPICS AND PERSONALITIES! *
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274 * SO MUCH FOR NOW. RB. *
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275 **********************************************
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276 * 05/07/82 10:19:24 PM *
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277 **********************************************
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278 ================================================
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279 Where are you Dragon Lady ???? we miss you !!!
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280
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281 do the majority of you only get on this system?
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282 do you even know what Conn-80, CBBS, or GPP is?
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283 it seems as if all you anonymous people are
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284 new persons who i have never heard of before.
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285 that must be what makes this system so weird
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286 and crazy!! everyone is trying to give the
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287 other guy a bad time.
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288 ============== 5/7/82 10:45 ===================
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289 #########################################################################
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290 TO: ANALOG ALAN FM: CISTOP MIKE RE: STUFF AND SUCH
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291 As to the ringer equivalance number, it tell the phone people what kind
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292 of a load the device presents to the line. This can be either an AC type
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293 load or a DC type load, or both. the number following the letter is how
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294 much of a load with the standard bell in a telephone being equal to a load
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295 of '1'.
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296 As to the CPM system number, you already have it if you are reading this
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297 The CPM system sits in behind BWMS and is accesable with a special pass word.
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298 Access to the system is restricted as it is very easy to bring it down destroy
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299 things, ect. As a result if you wish to use it you must be able to prove that
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300 you are responsable enough to not purposly do that sort of thing, as well as
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301 haveing a need to use the system. This is usally done by interview or
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302 recomendation from an exsisting user. There does have to be a real need,
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303 and not just a desire, since the system is very touchy as stated befor.
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304 I am not trying to say that you are amoung the nasty sort, I am just stating
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305 the requirements to get on (just the facts, only the facts!) I have to be
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306 very carefull, as I have enough problems keeping BWMS clean without haveing
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307 to wory about the CPM system too. (One easy way to find out if you quaulify
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308 is if you have a pass word to Lyle's system since he is more restrictive
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309 then I am this automaticlly gives you validity to access to my system, and
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310 in fact the password sequence is often provided thru his system if no other
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311 means is available to provide it with.)
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312 Any more questions? I will be more then happy to try to answer them.
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314 To: Dragon Lady Fm: Cistop Mike Re: Female types not on system.
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315 I agree with you that there is a great deficiency of persons of the
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316 feminine gender useing these facilities. (Or at least making themselves
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317 known.) Indeed, I have often wondered why this is so, since it tends to
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318 cause this and the other BBS's (which do not seem to be a whole lot better
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319 off in this respect) to degenerate into the wholly masculine communicative
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320 structures which can get rather monotonous at times. It is very refreshing
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321 to observe the writings of another which does not have this structure and
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322 provides a break from the often borishness of the usual talk on this system.
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323 As such I beg of you to not forsake us and leave forever barren the
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324 video screens and printers of the users of this system of your marvelous
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325 and wonderously communicative printed word.
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326 The handle of Dragon Lady while not wholly uncommon has been used by
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327 more then one, as such I know of several. However, there is always the
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328 possibility that I know of you if not directly, at least indirectly in one
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329 way or another.
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330 The question that comes to mind is NWSFS ?
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331 Ah, that I would be so lucky to be graced with such virtuosity on this
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332 lowly BackWater Message System. Even so it is with great pleasure and
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333 enjoyment that I read your marvelous versification that is presented
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334 in this backward vernacular system.
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335 Forvala!
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336 ****************************************************************************
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337 To: All users Fm: Cistop mike Re: Drive 'B'
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338 It has been requsted that some stuff be removed from drive 'B' so
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339 that other things can be placed there. This is a valid request, and
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340 the purpose of this message is to ask those of you out there as to
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341 what you would like to see done with drive 'B'. Would you like to see it
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342 continue to be enter only? (This means that you can enter stuff into it,
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343 but once there it cannot be changed or deleted.) or would you prefer it
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344 to be fully open as is this one.) Which things on drive 'B' would you
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345 like to see removed, and what would you prefer to remain. Leave your desires
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346 in regard to this here, and on May 15 or 16 as a result of the answers I
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347 will modify drive 'B' to fit your requests.
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349 Hi Mike! Sorry about the explosive reply I gave you but I was really angry when
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350 I couldn't enter anything on drive 'b'...
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352 Yes please!!! CLEAR IT UP!!!!!
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353 ENTER ONLY! so that our messages cannot be vandalized by users (no names named).
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356 Thanx
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357 CAN OPENER
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358 5/8/82
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359 10:32:31
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365 From: Dragon Lady To: Everybody
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366
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367 Hello people!
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368 I hope you're happy I decided to come back...
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369 If you dont believe I'm a woman, then you can get off my back!
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370 I'll be keeping an eye on things. Bye
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371
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372 Dragon lady
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373 5/8
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376 hello beautiful dragon lady!! i agree with
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377 mike, i like to hear or rather read the
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378 worrd of a woman for a change. do you live
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379 in portland ?? take care.
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380 ========= 5/8/82 11:43 =====================
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381 !"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*
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382 What a change of personalities has occured on this
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383 fine system. We have a Can Opener, a Mad programmer,
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384 a RB, an Analog Alan, a cistop, and last but not
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385 least a Dragon Lady. I must say...What a motley crew!
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386 But the more motley the better.
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387 When will the subject matter also become interesting?
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388 With so many diverse personalities, there must be
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389 some good ideas floating around. How about the
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390 old standards like Love, Sex, Money or Power?
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391 Any takers?
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392 It'll be interesting to see what the reply to this
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393 editorial is...
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394 !"#$%&'(*!"#$%&'()*05/09/82 20:27:15 !"#$%&'()
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395
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400 <[S][D][H]>
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403 * To err is human. *
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405 * To really *
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406 * foul things up *
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407 * requires a *
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408 * COMPUTER ! *
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411 *********************************************
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412 Don't forget the rest of us personalities!!!!
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413 some of us have been around for quite awhile
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414 and are just as strange as ever!!!!!!!!!
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415 Namely: ShIfTy, DBBS Sysop, and me!
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416 ****** - DINGY - 11-May-82 16:48:16 - ******
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427 Dear Mike. Thanks for your comments about the ringer equivalence. I knew
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428 about the ratio of load impedances, but never have seen anything that
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429 explained the A and B suffix. For instance, at work we have some 212 modems
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430 that are ringer equiv 0.8A unless there is a 2565 phone attached - then
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431 it is 1.4A. Obviously the load is higher (more current) with the phone
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432 hooked on, but why does the letter change?
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433 I'm sure I don't have any pressing need to use your CP/M system, but
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434 it's nice to know what people are talking about.
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435 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Analog Alan 1842 11MAY82
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436 ==============================
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437 HEY IS IT NECESSARY TO NOTIFY
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438 THE PHONE COMPANY WHEN YOU
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439 USE A MODEM WITH YOUR COMPUTER
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440 ?? I HEARD THAT IT IS AGAINST
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441 THE LAW TO NOT TELL THE BELL
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442 COMPANY. ANYONE KNOW ANY
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443 DIFFERENT ???
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444 |||||||||||||10:46 5 11 82|||
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445 !"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*
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446 Yes it is necessary to notify the phone company if
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447 you connect any foreign equipment to the phone
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448 lines, such as a modem.
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449 If you fail to notify them, and they find out about
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450 it, they will send two burley servicemen to
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451 castrate you without anesthesia. If you have any
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452 male children, the same will be done to them.
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453 Why they pick on the males is unknown at the
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454 present.
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455 It is much easier to simply inform them of the
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456 extra equipment. Besides, do you want to go
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457 around for the rest of your like with a voice
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458 that would get you into the Vienna Boys Choir?
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459 !"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*!"#$%&'()*
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460
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461 =======================================================================
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462 are you sure you want to tell ma bell about your illegal
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463 modem?
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464 if it isn't approved by the fcc (to ma b's spec) it isn't
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465 legal to connect it anyway.
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466 ========================================================================
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467 yeah, mikey,
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468 there is something that
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469 could go,succh as the 'programmer's ten commandments'.
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470 it's getting a little old, and does eat up a lot of space.
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471
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472 a user
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473 are you kidding?
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474 my name ????????
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475
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476
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477
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478
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479 ``````````````````````````````````
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480 Ma Bell monitors this system with a wire
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481 tap at 300 baud. Everything you say
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482 can be held against you !
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483 You with the modem, we know who you are
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484 and we know where you live.
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485 Bad karma awaits you !
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486 `````````Your Caring Ma```````````
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487
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489 WELL OK! I GET THE MESSAGE!! I BET
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490 TER CALL UP THE PHONE COMPANY TO
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491 DAY.. I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE BEE
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492 N TAKEN OF A VERY IMPORTANT PART
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493 OF ZEE BOD!! I WONDER WHAT MA
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494 BELL WOULD DO TO THOSE OF THE
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495 FEMALE GENDER ?? IT IS TOO MUCH
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496 TO BEAR! THEN THERE WOULD REALLY
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497 BE A LOT OF FLAT CHESTS OUT THE-
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498 RE!!! WELL THANX FOR THE INFOR-
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499 MATION.
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500 \\\\\\\\\\\\\11:30 5-13|||||||||
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501 WHY AM I GETTING DOUBLE CHARACTERS?
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502 WHAT A MESS THIS VIDEO IS...
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503 WHAT GOES ON HERE? THIS IS CRAZY...
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504 IM CALLING BACK WHEN THIS SYSTEM FEELS BETTER!
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505 ==============================================
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506 **********************************************
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507 ** CLACKAMAS APPLE BUL. BOARD SYS. **
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508 ** UP AND RUNNING ....
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509 ** HOURS-6:00PM -6:00AM WEEKDAYS **
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510 ** 24 HOURS A DAY WEEKENDS **
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511 ** **
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512 ** THESE HOURS ARE NOT FIRM YET SO IT **
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513 ** COULD VARY ON THE ONLINE TIME **
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514 ** GIVE US A CALL AT xxx-xxxx **
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515 *********************************************
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516 A MESSAGE FROM YOUR CABBS SYSOP
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517 *********************************************
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518 *********************************************
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519 OK, I GOT one vote FOR THROWING away the TEN COMMANDMENTS. Anything else
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520 YOU SINERS want thrown OUT?
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521 Maybe if I stated it in a different way howabout I wipe everything
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522 but what you ask me to keep on disk 'B' ... How about it, anything you
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523 want to see kept on the disk???
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524 ***** YOUR EVER LOVIN' CISTOP MIKEY ***** 14 MAY 82 ***** 12:48 AM *****
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525 KILL THE CISTOP!
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526 ******** DINGY ********
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527
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528 ****************************************************
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529 * I CAN HEAR IT NOW...THE PHONE COMPANY IS GOING *
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530 * TO BE DELUGED WITH CALLS FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE *
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531 * MODEMS, SCREAMING RINGER EQUIVALENCE NUMBERS, *
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532 * AND FCC REGISTRATION NUMBERS...I WONDER IF THEY *
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533 * REALLY KEEP TRACK OF ALL THAT STUFF?? ANYWAY, *
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534 * I AM IMPRESSED. THE SPELLING IS LOTS BETTER ON *
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535 * THIS SYSTEM. I DO THINK THAT DRAGON LADY IS A *
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536 * DEFINITE REASON WHY IT (SPELLING) HAS IMPROVED *
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537 * SO DRAMATICALLY. NOW, ALL THAT HAS TO BE DONE *
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538 * IS TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER DRAGON LADY IS REAL OR *
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539 * NOT, FOR IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO WASTE GOOD *
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540 * SPELLING ON 'JUST ANOTHER MALE'.... ALSO, I *
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541 * HAVE NO RECOMMENDATIONS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER ON *
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542 * WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH THE STUFF ON DRIVE B.. *
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543 * A LOT OF HELP I AM, HUH? SO MUCH FOR THIS *
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544 * SESSION OF DRIVEL! 'TILL NEXT, RB. *
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545 ****************************************************
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546 * 05/14/82 11:54:44 PM *
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547 ****************************************************
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