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From: brandon@cc.usu.edu
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Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars
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Subject: the BAD GUIDE TO STARWARS (bloopers, miscuts, etc) revision 2
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Message-ID: <1993Apr29.221122.66974@cc.usu.edu>
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Date: 29 Apr 93 22:11:22 MDT
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This is the Bad Guide to Starwars, something I have compiled from many
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posts here on this newsgroup, over the months. (I posted it once before) I
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know I have missed many things, so please inform me.
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-Brandon
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aka Lynx
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<> The B A D G U I D E to S T A R W A R S <>
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Revision 2 [ April 29, 1993 ]
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compiled by Brandon Gillespie (Lynx)
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brandon@cc.usu.edu
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from posts on rec.arts.sf.starwars
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A fan's comprehensive guide to bloopers, mis-cuts, special
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effects, and little known facts in the Star Wars series.
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Copyright 1993, by Brandon Gillespie, all rights reserved,
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this may be distributed, and reproduced, as long as no
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profit is made, nor is anybody charged for a copy.
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-<> -<> -<> -<> -<> -<> -<>--<>- <>- <>- <>- <>- <>- <>-
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There are a few parts here that are incomplete. If you feel you could
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feel me in on what should be there please tell me! Also, tell if I have left
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something out, I am far from omnicient. The following in a quick explanation
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of the format used through this document:
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Criteria: what type of incident it is. This can be any of the following: .....
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Blooper. Bloopers are where something was messed up, either by the actor
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or crew, but was still put into the film.
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Mis-Cut. A Mis-Cut is usually an error, in relation to special effects
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and editing.
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Little Known Fact. A little known fact is simply a trivial bit of
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information, about a certain aspect of the film.
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Film: What film it appears in, "A New Hope", "the Empire Strikes Back", or
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"Return of the Jedi".
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Subject: What the incident is in relation to.
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Scene: The scene, where you can find the incident.
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Event: What the incident is.
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Notes: Any comments I may have on the incident.
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CRITERIA: Blooper
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FILM: Starwars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: C-3P0...loose footing?
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EVENT:
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On Tatooine, when Luke is cleaning R2. Near the line, " Well, my little
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friend, you've got something jammed in here real good."
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EVENT:
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Right as the hologram appears, C-3P0 falls off the step he is on.
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Recovering quickly, it is all but unnoticieable.
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CRITERIA: Blooper
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: Storm Trooper, low clearance
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SCENE:
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During the trash compactor scenes.
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The compactor has started up and Luke is yelling into the comlink. It
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shifts to C-3PO's comlink sitting on the table then shifts to the security
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door. It opens and the troopers walk in. The trooper behind and on the
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right of the lead trooper comes in and bangs his head. I don't know if it
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IS a blooper cause the lead trooper says "See to him"
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CRITERIA: Mis-Cut
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: Bad spaceship matte
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SCENE(S):
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EVENT:
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The matte used on the ship, is very noticeable...
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Notes:
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More info
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CRITERIA: Mis-Cut
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: Darth Vader's sabre of many colors...
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His light sabre changes color to white, instead of red.
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CRITERIA: Mis-Cut
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: R2-D2, wrong way
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currently attempting to escape an Imperial Star Destroyer. This happens
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al Leia is giving a message to R2-D2.
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EVENT:
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After Leia gives R2-D2 the message for Obi-Wan, R2 starts to roll away.
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If the scene would have continued on, he would have rolled into the wall.
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CRITERIA: Miss-Cut
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: Luke and the magic cup trick
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SCENE:
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When Luke is eating with Owen and Beru.
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EVENT:
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on, it magically appears in his right hand...
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CRITERIA: Little Known Fact
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: DEWBAK
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SCENE(S):
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The Dewbak appears in two places on Tatooine. First:
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The scene where the Stormtroopers discover the escape pod
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used by C-3P0 and R2-D2. At the beginning of this scene,
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you can see it with stormtroopers, in the distance.
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The second time you see it, is the scene when Luke and
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Ben have reached the city, and are parking the Landspeeder.
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It is rather hard to find, as it is in the background. But,
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if you look closely, you can see it next to (more info)
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The Dewbak is a Giant Green lizard used for transportation.
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CRITERIA: Little Known Fact
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FILM: Star Wars V "The Empire Strikes Back"
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SUBJECT: A white protocol droid?
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the command post on Hoth. The white driod is standing to the left
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behind one of the glass monitors. It is in the shadows, so it could
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easily be mistaken for C-3PO.
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The second time is in the scene that starts with the line "We can't
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protect two transports at the same time". At the end of the scene you
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see the driod standing to the right, in the background, between two
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people. It is definitely NOT C3PO, as he is standing in the foreground
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at the same time.
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Last of all, the droid is seen sitting in one of the chairs to the left
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of the command post, obviously non-functional at this time.
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There are a few scenes where we see silver protocol driods, like C-3PO.
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But how often have you seen a white protocol droid?
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: More people aboard the Falcon, than was scripted?
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NOTES:
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This might just be in the Letterbox version.
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FILM: Star Wars VI "Return of the Jedi"
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SUBJECT: Emporer defies low clearance on imperial Shuttlecraft
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EVENT:
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the front of the Shuttle Craft, unscathed.
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FILM: Star Wars V and VI
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SUBJECT: Magical Shackels
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Before he is lowered into it, he has shackles around the upper part of
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his arms, which holds them to his body. However, in Return of the
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Jedi, when he is unfrozen, he no longer has them on his arms.
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: Slip of the tongue
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Leia comes running up to him just as he descends the ladder from his
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X-Wing. He calls the character, Leia, by the actor's name, as he
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FILM: Star Wars V "The Empire Strikes Back"
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SUBJECT: Over zelous security measures?
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system set up which included logs of reports about leaks from actors.
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Lucas was especially concerned about the catwalk scene where Vader
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tells Luke he is his father. The lines Prowse actually spoke were
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actually 'Obi Wan Kenobi is your father' not, 'I am your father'.
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The lines we hear were added later, with the rest of Darth Vader's
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dialogue.
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FILM: Star Wars VI "Return Of the Jedi"
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SUBJECT: The Emporers "slugs"
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appearance. An educated guess as to why these are (by Daniel Goldman):
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spotlight in that scene. The problem with normal spots, is that when
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you try to get them that tight, there is always a little spillover,
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which gets even worse if the subject is moving. Probably, the green
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light was lighting things that should not have been lit, like the back
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of the hood, or a part of his fact that had not been made up (ears or
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hair, perhaps).
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FILM: Star Wars V "The Empire Strikes Back"
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SUBJECT: Trampolines aboard Cloud City?
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CRITERIA: Mis-Cut
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FILM: Star Wars VI "Return Of the Jedi"
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SUBJECT: Inconsistent directing
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and one of Jabba's men fires a shot, hitting the vehicle, causing it
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As everybody scrambles to balance themselves, you see Han grab the
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edge of the ship with his hands, and is hanging over the edge. But,
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a few seconds later, they show him hanging by his feet!
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CRITERIA: Triva
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SUBJECT: C-3PO's original scripting
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EVENT: C-3PO was originally scripted as a "used car salesman" type
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CRITERIA: Mis-Cut
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FILM: Star Wars V "The Empire Strikes Back"
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SUBJECT: true usage of a "stage hand"
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When Luke and Vader are fighting on Cloud City. As Vader is mentally
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After one of the pieces breaks the window into the huge shaft, and
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Luke is sucked through. The next scene shows him hanging from a
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catwalk with BOTH hands. He should have lost his lightsaber, while
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hanging on for dear life. However, in the next scene, he's holding
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his saber in his hand again! Did Luke take the time to put his saber
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back into his belt as he was being sucked into a void? Or was their
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CRITERIA: Mis-Cut
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FILM: Star Wars VI "Return of the Jedi"
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SUBJECT: Missing tie fighters
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leaves the screen (upper right), pause the picture. You will see
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CRITERIA: Mis-Cut
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: Boots for Feet
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CRITERIA: Blooper
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: Incorrect Rank
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when Gold Five is going down on during the fight on the
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Deathstar. He calls out, "Gold Five to Red Leader." Red Leader's
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: Light casting shadows...
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Just after Luke knocks Vader down the stairs and Vader gets up,
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Vader's lightsabre can been seen casting a shadow on the ground.
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Hmmm.
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CRITERIA: Mis-Cut
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: Vader's, mis-start on the light saber
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SCENE/EVENT:
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In TESB, right before Vader ignites his saber for the first time in Cloud
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City, you can clearly see the actual uncolored rod. It isn't white like
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in ANH's blooper but dark gray instead which blends in against Vader's
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costume. The best way to see it is to wait until he ignites his saber,
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then rewind the film with your eye on where the lightsaber was and you'll
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see it clear as day. This also helps demonstrate the effect of the actor
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tilting the lightsaber away from himself to simulate extension.
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CRITERIA: Effects
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: the rebellion is smaller than it looks...
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SCENE:
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When the heroes recieve their medallions at the end of the show
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EVENT:
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Nearly all of the crowd watching the heroes receive their medallions are
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cardboard cutouts.
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CRITERIA: Effects
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FILM: Star Wars IV "A New Hope"
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SUBJECT: Shells for Laser ammunition?
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SCENE:
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Virtually in any battle, the best is in the battle with the stormtroopers
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immediately after Leia has been pulled out of her cell (right before she
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blows a hole in the wall)
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EVENT:
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The laser rifles are actually modified Sterling 9mm submachine guns, and
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when filming the shoot-outs they used blanks on set (so they would know
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when they were shot, and they would simulate "kick-back") which eject
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spent cases as if they were real bullets.
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CRITERIA: Trivia
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FILM: All
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SUBJECT: Where did Lucas get the Idea for the Force?
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Lucas talked to many masters of Aikido, because he had heard of the energy
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that is involved with Aikido. Aikido is a form of martial arts.
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CRITERIA: Trivia
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SUBJECT: Funding
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EVENT:
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It seems George Lucas had trouble getting funding for this movie because
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most studios thought people wouldn't go to see it. After looking at a
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top ten list of movies, ever (inflation calculated in), guess what was
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in THE #1 slot? Star Wars, A New Hope (number IV).
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CRITERIA: Trivia
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FILM: Star Wars VI "Return of the Jedi"
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SUBJECT: Elephants, Nein Numb, and Feet
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EVENT:
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Lucas used several linguists to create languages for the aliens. The one
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which Nein Numb speaks is based off a Kenyan dialect. By accident or
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design, one of his lines ends up sounding like, "One thousand herds of
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elephants are standing on my foot" in this language.
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CRITERIA: Trivia
|
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SUBJECT: Camera's
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EVENT:
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Most of the filming for Starwars Was used with old 70 millimeter camera's
|
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(rather than 35 millimeter). The 70 millimeter camera's had been generally
|
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forgotten, and Industrial Light and Magic picked up several from pawn shops for
|
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dirt cheap (leaving the shop keepers wondering WHY anybody would even want to
|
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|
buy one). The reason they wanted to work with the 70 millimeter is because it
|
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|
is a larger film, and easier to work with for special effects. When the final
|
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print was made of the film it was transfered to 35 millimeter.
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SUBJECT: the Star Wars Drinking Game
|
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|
NOTES:
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|
I am including this as it has bits of trivia in it, and it
|
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|
is rather funny. This is an edited version of the original post
|
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|
and other people's additions.
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*****************************************************************
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STAR WARS: THE DRINKING GAME
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|
To play the Star Wars Drinking game, you will need:
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--The Star Wars Trilogy on tape (one movie for a short
|
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|
game)
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|
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|
--An ample supply of your favorite beverage (milk, right?)
|
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|
|
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|
--A really good sound system, so the explosions seem to
|
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|
happen all around you. Kapow! (optional)
|
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|
|
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|
|
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|
Begin by inserting your weatherbeaten "Star Wars" videotape
|
|||
|
into the big slot on your VCR. Play the tape. Dim the lights for
|
|||
|
dramatic effect if you haven't already. The game begins right as
|
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|
"20th Century Fox" appears.
|
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|
Basically, every time one of the listed events occurs,
|
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|
everybody takes a sip of their drink. If you are using alcoholic
|
|||
|
beverages, I really don't recommend emptying a whole glass each
|
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|
time. You will lose conciousness before Vader even says "Don't
|
|||
|
underestimate the Force".
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Drink whenever:
|
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|
|
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|
--Someone has a bad feeling about this.
|
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|
|
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|
--It's their only hope.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--An entire planet is described as having one climate.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Somebody gets choked.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--a woman other than Leia is on screen
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts.)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Somebody's hand gets cut off.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--There is a tremor in the Force.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--It's not someone's fault
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Someone exclaims "No!"
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be
|
|||
|
a good idea
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Twice if it's not Han
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if
|
|||
|
they change at the end
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Someone is mind-controlled using the Force
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--People kiss
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for
|
|||
|
uniforms-- only the first person on screen counts)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--An elaborately made up alien has no lines
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Someone or something tries to get money from Han
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Some ship crashes into something after being hit.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the
|
|||
|
Death Star exploded, killing billions of people. (Fourteen
|
|||
|
seconds. Count'em.)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--It is Luke's destiny.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Luke whines.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Luke discovers a long-lost relative.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Luke fights monsters or savages.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Luke is upside-down
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Twice if they speak to each other
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Luke refuses to take someone's advice
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Luke yells "Artooooo!"
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Leia insults somebody.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and
|
|||
|
hands
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Twice if it covers her neck
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Three times if she's almost totally nude
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("...Only Imperial Stormtroopers
|
|||
|
are so precise.")
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Han brags about the Millenium Falcon.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Something doesn't work on the Falcon
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Twice if it's the hyperdrive
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Yoda uses bad grammar.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Yoda talks like a fortune cookie.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--R2-D2 gets thrashed.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--C-3PO loses a body part. (Take two drinks if he is completely
|
|||
|
dismembered.)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's
|
|||
|
familiar with
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Tarkin brags about the Death Star.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--The Emperor cackles evilly.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--The Emperor has foreseen something.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Twice if he tries to kill them
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Boba Fett talks.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Stormtrooper armor proves useless.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Any Imperial Ship is destroyed
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--A TIE fighter explodes for no reason.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
The game ends when a bunch of Ewoks start dancing. No matter
|
|||
|
what you've been drinking, you will remember this image. The last
|
|||
|
person to give up drinking on each cue is the winner. Of course,
|
|||
|
ties are possible.
|
|||
|
If at some point you find that no one can successfully operate
|
|||
|
the VCR anymore, the game may as well be abandoned.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
*****************************************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
As a bonus gift, I've included another game designed
|
|||
|
especially for non-drinkers.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
*****************************************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
THE STAR WARS DRINKING GAME FOR MORMONS
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
The rules are basically the same as the other game but the
|
|||
|
drinking cues are different. Drink when:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Stormtroopers display intelligence, courage, or training in
|
|||
|
battle.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Multiple Ewoks are killed.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Fantastic technology is explained.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Somebody listens to C-3PO.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--Somebody cares about the environment.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--The Emperor acts like a charming politician.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--A woman is on screen, and an Imperial
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--A tie pilot says something
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
*****************************************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
-<> -<> -<> -<> -<> -<> -<>--<>- <>- <>- <>- <>- <>- <>-
|
|||
|
-<> -<> -<> -<> -<> -<> -<>--<>- <>- <>- <>- <>- <>- <>-
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
INFORMATIONAL CONTRIBUTORS
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I would like to give special thanks to everybody who helped me compile the
|
|||
|
Bad Guide to Starwars (whether they know it or not):
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Name Internet Address
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Doug Brod dbrod@eng.clemson.edu
|
|||
|
Jason Walsh jwalsh@morgan.ucs.mun.ca
|
|||
|
Michael Palencar redfive@ucscb.UCSC.EDU
|
|||
|
John Hagerman hagerman@ece.cmu.edu
|
|||
|
Daniel Goldman dgoldman@Xenon.Stanford.EDU
|
|||
|
Jeff baker jkb@hurricane.ksu.ksu.edu
|
|||
|
Andy Hofle hofle@cs.utexas.edu
|
|||
|
kgassner@vax1.umkc.edu
|
|||
|
Rob Johnson 2559johnsonr@vms.csd.mu.edu
|
|||
|
Kevin Mitchell kam@genesis.MCS.COM
|
|||
|
Daniel S. Highlands dh4x+@andrew.cmu.edu
|
|||
|
Norm Yamane nyamane@nyx.UUCP
|
|||
|
Scott B. Casteel sbc@po.CWRU.Edu
|
|||
|
gps108@psuvm.psu.edu
|
|||
|
byork@desire.wright.edu
|
|||
|
Murray Chapman muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au
|
|||
|
Nathan Hill nnhill@david.wheaton.edu
|