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_-~!@w0ol #001@!~-_
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_-~ w0ol w0ol w0ol ~-_
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-------------BAA------------w0ol------------BAA---------w0ol------------------
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-----= [ welcome to w0ol, an intro ] =----------------------------------------
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hey everyone!@!# its w0ol time!@
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yay
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ok as you can see im a freak, lame, annoying, etc (please dont stop
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reading) ok, note my amazing name
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i was saying something about w0ol (randomgly) and was suddenly hit by the
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divine inspiration of phorce....watch thsi.. GPM quote time
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:w0ol
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[Phorce]: that should be the name of a 'zine.
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so i figured "yeah that should be, but who will write it?" then i was
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inspired, the clouds opened up, a bright light shown, and a large shit
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fell on me from above... "NOOOOOO! i screamed" then i realized i was
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cursed to write w0ol forever by myself... ok, i say w0ol too much... let
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me giv eyou an amazing rundown on myself
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-----------------= [ no thats quite alright ] =------------------------------
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ok
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you know hwat i love? i love talking to mysefl on the divider, it makes
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it seem so real, like your actually talking to me, wow, its freaky, i saw
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it all the time somewher and now i cant stop. im sorry.. ok.. im a
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nettle, a plant, w0ol, i can sting you, phear me. ok anyway, back to
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topic...uh yeah, various shit, im done
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------------= [ you know what? you should say more stuff you hate ] =---------
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yeah you know, your right readerlytype person, i should, so ill say some
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things i hate:
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1) AOL AND CAPS
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2) accidneatllly hitting caps key and making yourself look like a lamer
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3) people who are like "oh yeah im open minded" then their like all
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racist and stuff
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5) i ahte it when my stuff gets out of order
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4) people who bitch, complain, or write lists of compliants
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6) jokes that are overused
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7) anything to do with listing, orgnization, or whatever
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wow, i was about to delete that garbage but you know what, ill let it
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fester there and grow under me, to be my children, wow i cant wait...
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ok.. wow, heh, im back, i just drew the volcano (see top of issue) you
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know what is freaky, sometimes i can draw cool things in ascii and others
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i just suck, in fact i think i suck all the time but sometimes im deluded
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into thinking tha twhatever i drew looks like whatever i wanted it to
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look like, kinda like thoes ink-blot things, which i dont believe really
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work because ink is a psychotic kinda thing, i think thoes things have
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subliminal commands to pay extra and tip the psychologist. conspiracy.
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------------= [ yeah i know man, happened to me ] =--------------------------
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really? mabey you should see a psychologist... ok anyway now that its
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apparent that i cant write its DINNER TIME! ok thanks, after a short
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break of eating god knows what and playing "contra" (0ld) for a few
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minutes (until my bro poured water on me and i left) im back to write
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w0ol.. ok...hmm i need some art, ill draw a cow
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(__)
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(oo)
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id draw a body if i had more time but i dont so thats what you get.. hmm
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now ill draw a cow witha chainsaw
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(__)
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(oo) .-._.,.,.
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\/ =='_'-,.,.,'
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wow, i must ssay that was amazingly well done
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now ill draw the cow killing me /--\
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(__) | oo
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(oo) .-._.,.,. | /|
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\/ =='_'-,.,.,'> |
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. .'
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* .'.
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ouch
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ok
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anyway, my head is severed. ok, so ill stop writing now
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-----= [ yay go away now ] =-------------------------------------------------
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fine if thats how you feel
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----= [ NO EDITOR! ] =-------------------------------------------------------
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here are all the issues in case you can only remember the title of a
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particularly (the only) good one, and you wanna see it again, well here
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you go:
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#1 w0ol-001, w0ol comes from sheep! (nettle)
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----= [ people in w0ol ] =---------------------------------------------------
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nettle.
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thats all.
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