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Underground eXperts United
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[ Five Site Reviews ] [ By Speed Devil Show ]
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Five Site Reviews
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by Speed Devil Show
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These are five actual reviews, snatched from a Swedish Internet
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magazine that claims to be "dedicated to bringing forward the
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positive and useful aspects of the Internet".
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"Time Table - Berlin Subway System"
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One can really wonder why some moron decided to put out this site. Here you
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will find the complete time table for the subway system of Berlin. What is
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it good for? I mean, I live in Stockholm, Sweden. Worthless!
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"Moving Fish"
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Majestic graphics, excellent point-n-click interface, hilarious self-playing
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sounds (water, bubbles). On this site you can move an animated fish back and
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forth over the screen. Extreme fun for the whole family! BEST SITE!
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"T.S. Eliot Complete Works"
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Eliot is some poet I have never heard about. Boring site, only acshii and
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some incomprehensible index. No graphics, no animations. I got two words for
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this site: learn Java for Christ sake!
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"Free Sex Pictures"
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Great! Free pictures! All you have to do is to submit your VISA-number (pure
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formality they say) and then you gain access to lots of pornography! For
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free, believe it or not! Highly recommended site!
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"Is Your Computer On?"
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Now, here is a utilitarian tool for all us newbies! Hook up yourself to this
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place and find out if the computer you are operating is turned on or off!
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Useful if you want to find out if it is out of order, or if there is a power
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failure in your house. (But there could have been some more animations.)
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uXu #463 Underground eXperts United 1998 uXu #463
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Call KASTLEROCK -> +1-724-527-3749
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