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Underground eXperts United
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[ Her Volvo ] [ By Knyttet ]
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Her Volvo
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by Knyttet
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She really liked her old, red, rusty Volvo.
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Why, you might wonder?
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Well, it made her so extremely happy every time the engine started and the
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car took her from place A to place B. Of course, if she could have
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afforded it she would rather have had a faster more sporty looking car
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or at least, a less rusty looking one.
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But with this car she wouldn't have to be afraid of losing her driver's
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licence for speeding.
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But the way she drove, there were plenty of other ways.
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She was really satisfied the day she bought the Volvo. She had been
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looking for a cheap car since the day her last one got smashed by
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some youngster. She had left it in the forest for a while, cause it
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didn't feel like moving any further.
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This was a cheap car, a real bargain. The man who sold it was in big
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need of money, probably to buy some liquor she guessed, because the
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rumours said he had drinking problems. She knew she shouldn't take
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advantage of other people's weaknesses, but if she hadn't bought it,
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someone else would have.
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It was raining that day. They say you shouldn't buy cars outdoors on
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rainy days because you can't see how the paint looks. She didn't
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care. This was a car, and it wasn't orange (she just HATED orange), and
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it worked. She liked the feeling of driving around in the rain.
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Watching other people walking or biking. She used to be one of them and
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she knew how it felt to be out there without a roof above her head.
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She knew how it felt to put on all the rain clothes, and when you got
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were you were going, and took them of, you were wet anyway.
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She HATED that too.
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This first day with her "new" car, she was just driving around. Very
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nice and calm, very mature, she thought. That sounds like a silly way
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of describing driving, but the inspector who gave her the driver's licence
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said that she had somewhat of an immature way of driving, but he guessed it
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would disappear after some time (I guess he was wrong). After that day,
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she judged her own driving with those words from time to time, mature
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or immature. Mostly immature, when she was honest to herself.
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Actually she couldn't see anything wrong with her driving. But she
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guessed the police would, but fortunately for her, they were cutting down
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on the police budget, so the only days you'd find them out on the Swedish
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roads were on the nice warm spring days. And those days she drove very
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mature and not very far. She just didn't feel like driving like everyone
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else. Of course she stayed on the right side of the road, she wasn't
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stupid, and even she could see that it would be very stupid to start
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driving on the other side of the road. She had never crashed, but the
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reason for that was probably just luck or a hard working guardian
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angel.
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Of course it been close sometimes but it was only close.
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This day it was raining too. She was driving around, splashed water on
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people. Not by purpose, but..., just for fun.
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Not that she was a bad person, or that she wanted to hurt someone. It
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was just something with her driving, things like this just happened.
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And she didn't bother to do anything to change it. SHE didn't have a
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problem with her driving.
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When she had been driving around for a while she started to get bored
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so she went out on the freeway. When she had put a few kilometers behind
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her, there was a speed control. She wasn't stopped and none of the cars
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in front of her either. But just like there had been a magician using
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his wand, everyone in front of her slowed down to ten km/h below the
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speed limit. This is a phenomena that's quite common, and it made her
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sick. They had already passed the cops so why bother? She felt that
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this time (she was really bored) she couldn't stand it. Somehow, she
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had to show these people how sick they were. Slowing down after a police
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control... didn't they know how drastic the government were cutting down
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on the police budget?
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She decided to pass all the cars in front of her with all the speed
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that her beloved Volvo could accomplish. On the inside.
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When she pressed the pedal to the floor something strange happened.
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Her foot didn't stop, no floor. Her rusty Volvo had lost the
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floor under the pedal, but she didn't care. She just passed all the
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other cars, on the inside, giving them the finger.
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uXu #361 Underground eXperts United 1996 uXu #361
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Call LHD<48> -> +1-818-546-2332
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