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Underground eXperts United
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[ Critics ] [ By Joseph ]
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[Critics]
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Something that always amazes me when I read my morning
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paper is the amount of critics that get to write in it.
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They complain about how bad some movie or play they
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have seen is. And they go on and on about how bad it
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was. I wonder if they have a template where they just
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fill in the name of the movie or the play and then change
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some of the words so that no one will notice the
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difference. Here in Europe it is almost as if it was
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forbidden to write a good review of a movie produced in
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the USA.
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Also, they review books "for us". The thought is perhaps to
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spare us from the books that are badly written or just
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plain garbage. I wonder if it has ever occurred to any
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of the critics that people have different taste. I wonder
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why people read their fucking articles at all! How can
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they possibly think that one person that they have never
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met is capable of judging what they should read, what is
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shit and what is not?
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I believe that this is a major symptom of the bug that
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our society has catched. Papers and TV-companies actually
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have people employed to think for us! Critics do not have
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any function in our society. When the critics write their
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articles, they are not doing it because they think that
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some author or some movie director could perhaps do a
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better job if they write some constructive criticism, no
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they write their stuff because they want to prove to us
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"dumb" people that they are intellectual, and capable of
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doing a much better job if they wanted to.
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For example, Ace Of Base (ok ok, perhaps you don't like
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them, just wait though) is being seriously targeted here in
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Sweden by our "music-critics". They write all sorts of
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stuff about this band, how bad they play, how ugly they
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are, how bad their choreographic is.
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How come they sell so good?
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Some people like them!
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Not the critics though!
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Why?
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BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST PLAIN JEALOUS LOSERS!
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A lot of people read their articles and form some kind of
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opinion about this band after they have read it - but
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before they have actually heard the music. Or people trust
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the critics because they are so smart and successful so
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they get to write stuff in a magazine. We all know that
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everything printed in a paper is always true, right?
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Perhaps Ace Of Base isn't one of my personal favorites, but
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they do deserve to get a fair chance - like everyone else.
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Imagine what you might have missed all these years because
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you have listened to some of these losers! There might
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be some really good music or some really good books you
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have not read because a sucker wrote it down totally. Maybe
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he had a bad day when he wrote the review. Maybe his wife
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left him. Maybe his cat got pregnant - by the dog. Maybe he
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got a positive AIDS-test back.
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Maybe he is just a jealous loser.
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Written by Joseph <josef@kuai.se>
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uXu #321 Underground eXperts United 1996 uXu #321
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Call POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE -> +1-860-233-3335
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