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### ###
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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ What To Say ] [ By The GNN ]
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WHAT TO SAY
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by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu
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"This is what you say, and this is what I hear"
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You do not know what to say? Let me teach you.
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Read on.
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* "Has anyone ever told you that you..."
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"Yes, you mother informed me about that when I reamed her ass."
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"Yes, and he was also mentally disturbed."
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"I kill for pleasure. Just wanted you to know that."
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"Heh heh heh..."
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"I can give you the best fuck you have ever had, so be nice to me."
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* "How could you say such a thing to him?"
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"Talent."
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"I moved my lips. Like you do now, but in a more suitable manner."
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"I just used the words that were written on his forehead."
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"He begged me to do it."
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"I just wanted him to forget his brain cancer for a few seconds."
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* "This is the police! Open up the door!"
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"Later. I am busy flushing down things."
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"Give me your gun through the mailbox as proof!"
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"Idiot! I am the police! YOU open up the door!"
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"Darling, we are going to have pig for dinner!"
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"Onuita yrson hans aber umnasta?"
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* "Youngster, your behavior is filthy and indecent!"
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"So is your breath granny."
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"May I have that gold that is in your mouth when you die?"
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"Your children never phone you nowadays I guess?"
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"Your children never comes home for christmas I guess?"
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"I think you have stepped into something. Oh, it was only your grave."
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* "Turn down the music!"
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"Naturally. Tomorrow morning."
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"How come that you never complain when my wife grunts loudly in bed?"
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"You call this MUSIC? Your taste really sucks!"
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"Sorry, it is my japanese dog that barks. I call him SONY."
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"What?"
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* "The world would look much better if it was ruled by women!"
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"Margret Thatcher."
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"Do you think they got the BALLS for that kind of work?"
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"Sorry, I am not into masochism."
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"Just try. Har har har!"
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"What are you doing here? Get back to the kitchen!"
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* "... and that was what I had to say!"
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"I bet you are a BIG Lee Marvin-fan, aren't you?"
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"MY GOD, YOU ARE UGLY!"
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"Are you stoned or something?"
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"Stop pretending! Be yourself!"
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"I am the third reincarnation of Jesus and I can prove it."
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* "May I come in?"
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"Sure! We need one more person for our weekly group-sex orgy!"
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"Only if you help me in the search for my mad snake."
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"Not now. I am busy masturbating."
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"Hold on while I go to my bedroom and ask your wife."
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"No."
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* "Are you looking for trouble?"
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"Me? No! I do not want to soil my boot knife!"
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"No, but you are looking at it."
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"Actually I do. I must prove for the mafia that I can kill."
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"No, I am just good-looking."
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"Watch it. This floor is very slippery. You might fall."
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* "What the fuck is uXu?"
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"Nothing you have to worry about. You must learn to read first."
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"Three letters. U, U and X."
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"You know about uXu? Sorry, but the government demands that I kill you."
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"The re-union of the Beatles."
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"Just say no to drugs! JUST SAY NO! IMBECILE! FOOL! DANCE! SING!"
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That is all! I hope you feel much wiser now.
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////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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PM INC. Veni, vidi, vici.
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20 Class A Cigarettes. CALL THE STASH +46-13-JUSTSAYYES.
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Selected fine tobaccos.
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uXu #208 Underground eXperts United 1994 uXu #208
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Call THE TRUTH SAYER'S DOMAIN -> +1-210-493-9975
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