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[ 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets ] [ By BLaZe ]
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10 Ways to cause Havoc in Public Toilets
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By BLaZe
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1. Walk into the toilets and make sure there is some guys in the cubicle's
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hanging a shit. Switch off the lights, hear the yells and run.
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2. When washing your hands at the basin, start laughing at the guy next
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to you, who is doing his hair. Makes them very self-conscious.
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3. When there is only one other guy in the toilets hanging a shit start
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banging on his door shouting "Open up, POLICE, come out with your hands
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up or we'll shoot."
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4. When standing at the urinals, piss on the shoe of the guy next to
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you. Say your really sorry and try to start wiping it off. Make sure he
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isn't a big fella though.
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5. When washing hands at the basins put your finger under the tap, so as
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to make it squirt water all over the guy next to you. BONUS if you aim
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at the pubic area, because it'll look like he pissed himself.
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6. Lock yourself in a cubicle and make loud sounds of ecstasy, just like
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you're tossing off.
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7. If there's only one cubicle, wait outside while the guy is doing his
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business, and when he finally comes out start coughing and holding your
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nose and giving him disgusted looks.
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8. Block one of the toilet's and keep pulling the chain. Soon the whole
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place will be under flood.
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9. Go into each cubicle and lock the door from the inside, then crawl
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under to the next one until there all locked. Not so funny for the guy
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who desperately needs to go.
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10. Do what 'normal' people do and go to the toilet and leave. Nahhhhhh!!!
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uXu #168 Underground eXperts United 1994 uXu #168
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Call PIRACETAM -> +1-813-996-3902
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