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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ We Love You, Pigs! ] [ By The Chief ]
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____________________________________________________________________
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"We Love You, Pigs!"
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"can't live without them, can't stop shooting at them"
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- TC
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Who can be more trusted than the police? We can't live without them,
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can we? Those nice blue-dressed humans driving around in their matching
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police cars day in and day out, those who disguise themselves - out on
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the street - those going through your personal belongings when they
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have acquired the right to search your home. We should all be grateful
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that they are doing their job like everyone else, without corruption,
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understanding and with feelings, but most important, with orders from
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their acclaimed better-knowing superiors.
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Now that's something to look more into. Why is the ordinary police
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man thought to be less worth than their superior? Is it something
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their boss know more about that makes the difference? Isn't the guy
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patrolling in his car knowledgeable and trained? Do they have less
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information available? Are they thought of as lesser beings by their
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superiors? We leave these questions unanswered for now, but of course,
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everyone knows these answers.
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Such well-informed, well-educated and nice policemen came round to a
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friend of mine's house the other day, to show him a search-warrant.
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They proceeded as usual with the care we recognize in their line of
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work, and almost didn't touch anything made of wood or fabric. Only
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the things that could be used as evidence, like the toothbrush, razor,
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washing machine, lamps and most important, a t-shirt. Well, you'd
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be astonished if you knew what today's electronics-experts (I think
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the term used by the media (and law of course) is 'Crackers') can do
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with things you plug into the wall (or wear it seems)! Oh yes. Very
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_very_ bad things indeed. We got our hands on a report where the
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police interviewed of of these criminals, and in one soft spot, the
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"computer-rapist" admitted that he'd shaved with the razor! That did
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the trick in his case, and he was sentenced to spend the next year
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in a tough and ruthless prison in Sweden!
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Sweden! Think about it! That's where they have prisons where prisoners
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get paid every day! Where they have TV's on their rooms! (Evil, bad!)
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Where the food is better than in schools! (Ptui! Evil!) Where you're
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allowed to leave every two weeks for the weekend! (How terrible!) And if
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you commit a crime during your leave, you won't get more time added to
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the sentence! (Oh good) Where there's drugs ready and available - no
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problem getting it! (Without looking for it!) Where they make sure that
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you will not spend more than half the time you've been sentenced to!
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(What a shame!) Where you will learn all tricks and trades in no-time!
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(Oh no!) That will take care of his mistakes for sure, cure him from evil
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and make a regular law-abiding citizen out of him! No wonder they
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(the EEC) give Sweden the highest points when comparing prisons in
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member countries!
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Not to mention the proposed new law when it comes to computer crime.
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(note: "they" means: the government, the government agencies, the law...
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ie. those who decide for you.) Do you want to know what they wanted
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to do? (Author's note: Thank _God_ all of it didn't pass!) Do you
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_REALLY_ want to know? I'll tell you in a special file covering the
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whole thing. Here's two examples though.
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* Virus creators.
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In case you are found to be the creator of a virus by law enforcement
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agencies, you will be sentenced to a maximum of 6 years in prison.
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(Author's note: just remember the swedish system - if you get 6 years,
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you'll serve, at the most, 3 years). Or pay a fine. First-time offenders
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will probably pay a small fine, second-time offenders a somewhat
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larger fine, and third-time offenders will shake the bars, if this
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law works as the rest in the law-book.
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What did NOT pass (and we thank the people, God, the number 42 etc.)
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* Remote BBS search.
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Yes, you read it right. _They_ wanted to add a section to the law
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that made it possible for _them_ to search a BBS remotely. If they
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found something "incriminating", _they_ could use the evidence (ie.
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capture) to make a case. This one did not pass, fortunately. Think
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about what could've happened. Someone (paid by _them_) could upload a
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file about whatever they would find incriminating (I hope we all have
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heard about the case in the U.S. about the BBS carrying child
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pornography, where a post office employee mailed a package with
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such material to the suspect, just before the search warrant was
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carried out, and admitted that he had been instructed by _them_ to
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do this (of course)) and then the next person logging on to Your BBS
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would be a law official, finding the file, and you're busted. It
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won't take much, let me tell you. With today's talk about making
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everything (_whatever_) describing a way to do something illegal,
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illegal - you'd never know _what_ you're allowed to have on your BBS!
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Electronic drawings of decoders? No no no. Any "how to.." file? NO!
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Are you CRAZY!????? Books by Agatha Christie? HELL NO! They must be
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banished as well! Aha! BOOKS! Let's censor books as well then, while
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we're at it! Why not!? And movies? They're already censored in Sweden,
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but what the hell.. They're still allowed to show how a murder is
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carried out for example. That must also be illegal, right?!
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Now we shouldn't really blame the police for all of these things,
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and therefor the title of this file is somewhat misleading.. but
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who cares. The busts will be carried out by the police, following
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the laws made by the government. But who knows what they'll do?
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Recently, the most successful gang (robbing banks, cash transports
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killing police officers and a kid etc etc for a couple of years)
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in Sweden got caught, and you know what? Yeah, some of the members
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were cops.
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...and that's why we love you, Pigs!
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uXu #165 Underground eXperts United 1994 uXu #165
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