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########## ### ### ##########
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### ###
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### ###
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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### #######
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[ OOOOoooo! ] [ By THE CHIEF ]
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The man said OOOOoooo!
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Why? Wooould yooou like tooo knooow? Noooo, I dooon't think yooou wooould
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really..
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The man loooked like this thooough:
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\:.:..:.:/ _____________
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/;;;;;;;;\ / \
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[| \/ \/ |] / OOOOoooo !!! \
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\ O /
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\____/
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Doooo Yooou think someooone is sucking his dick?
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Perhaps he's been hit by a woooden bat in the head?
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Oooor did he see sooomething awesooome?
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Nooooo! He's just saying OOOOoooo!
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Yooou still dooon't believe me dooo yooou?
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Ooook, I'll tell yooou. I prooomise! Fooor Sure!
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| OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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| ooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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| OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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The first case of OOOOooooing was found on the islands of OOOOoooo.
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When General Von Ohitssobig found the island, he immediately ordered
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the crew of his ship to explore and search for hidden treasures, but
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all they found was a tribe of women with a disease so bad they couldn't
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stop it by themselves. All of them had the same symptoms, they needed
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sex 24hrs a day. Before General Von Ohitssobig discovered the village
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the women had to satisfy each other, and had never seen a man.
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The women were all daughters of the most beautiful woman known to man,
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and therefor the reaction of the crew wasn't too unpredictable.
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After about 9 months, 283 babies were born in the village, all of them
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girls. 21 years later, another ship found the island. Captain Evenbigger
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and his crew camped on the island over 200 days. Almost 9 months later
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368 babies were born, and once again, all of them were girls.
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This trend kept going on for about 200 years, and last year when the
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Crownsend Fleet, led by Admiral Icantbelieveitssobig reached the island
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they didn't believe what they saw. 1204 Beautiful 21-Year-Old,
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625 21-Year-Old, 311 21-Year-Old, 150 21-Year-Old, 60 21-Year-Old,
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25 21-Year-Old and 1 21-Year-Old women met them when they reached the
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beach, wearing the sexiest underwear they could imagine. Perfect bodies,
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and young, playful, wonderful faces.
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After one hour, one of those sailors looked like this:
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[| \/ \/ |] / OOOOoooo !!! \
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Another looked just like this (other colors possible though)
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[| \/ \/ |] / OOOOoooo !!! \
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And the third one....
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\:.:..:.:/ _____________
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%&//"<22>#!("!( / \
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["(#/"&(!"TG"] / OOOOoooo !!! \
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!"&/(&//))/=( /________________/
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"()/"/"(()
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(he was a really messed-up kid you know...)
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But all of them had that look on their face (except for the 3rd one
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for obvious reasons).
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And That's the story of the Island of OOOOoooo.
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The first man you ask? Well, he represents a normal person when he
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hear about the island where no-one grows older than 21 and where
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only the most beautiful girls are born,
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THE ISLAND OF OOOOoooo which is only found once in a lifetime!
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(!) 1991 THE CHIEF and uXu Productions
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