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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ Misc Terror ] [ By THE GNN ]
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Don't be stupid, be a smarty
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come and join the anarchy party!
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So you want to have phun? Real phun, I mean? Worry no more...follow some
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of these hints and you'll get a laugh for sure!
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Note: You are responsible for actions taken.
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1. Old Trick becomes New Trick.
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I guess all of you have filled a bucket of water, placed it over
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a door and watched the angry face of your neighbour as he gets it
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all over himself. No phun, because water is removable.
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Use your imagination! Place buckets filled with paint, shit or creosote
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over a door! You'll laugh your brain out when L. Ooser opens his door
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and gets 2 gallons of pink paint all over himself!
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Unfortunately (thanx phearless) these tricks only works if the door is
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unlocked, since you must open them to be able to place the bucket on
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top. At night there can be hard to find open doors...but if you find
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one try this little funny joke: Fill a bucket with gasoline and place
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it over a door (careful! you don't want the house to wake up...yet).
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Place a burning candle by the bottom of the door and ring the bell..
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Hide. Now someone will tired go to the door to find out who the hell is
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ringing at the door at 3 o'clock. He will open the door, get the
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gasoline all over himself and then transformed into a torch by the
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candle! I just love to watch the jerk run into his house again and light
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everything he pass! His wife, children, TV etc etc
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2. Phree Phall is Phun.
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At night you can find many people who are walking around on their way to
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places you don't give a shit about. At dark places, open a few manholes
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in the street and hear the nice sound when L. Ooser falls 10 feet down
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and drowns in shit. If the level of shit is not enough and L. Ooser
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cries for help, do him a favor and place the cover back on again.
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At morning, when people begins to flush their toilets again, L. Ooser
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will notice how fast the level of shit rises...
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3. Dummies Doesn't Scream.
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Get yourself a nice dummy, the ones shops have in their windows, by
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a classic smash-and-grab. The ways you can scare people are endless!
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Beat it savagely in front of a crowd.
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Throw it from a high building.
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Push it in front of a car.
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Hang it in a tree in a park (suicide-look). (My favorite!)
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etc etc
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Dummys that is supposed to look as a child is very funny to use...
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4. Alarms Sounds Like Hell.
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You know those little alarms that's hanging in the ceiling in most
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houses and screams loud when smoke is noticed? Or the "self-protect"
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ones everybody can buy everywhere. Steal one (or why not two?).
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Place it in a bush by a house in the middle of the night and turn it
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on. After a while someone will probably come out and search for whatever
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sounds like hell. If you have hidden it well L. Ooser can be found
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searching all night. If you really hate the sucker place a bomb connected
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to the alarm, so when he "finally" finds it, he will get another surprise...
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You can also use some kind of radio controlled device so when L. Ooser
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thinks he has located the sound it suddenly stops. Just to start when
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he has gone to bed again...
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5. Flag-pole Destruction Deluxe.
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Flag-poles can be used for heavy destruction if you know what you are
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doing...There are two kinds of poles:
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The old ones made in tree, placed by a cubic stone.
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The new ones, made in glass fibre. To achieve maximum entertainment,
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loosen the bolts that holds the pole. Be sure to loosen ALL bolts
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otherwise the pole will only be able to fall in one direction.
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Remember that the new poles are very light, about 30 kg while to old
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ones can weigh up to 100 kg!
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When you have loosen all of them aim at a good target. Cars, weak roofs,
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greenhouses made by glass...use your brain!
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6. Tears for Fears
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The best non-lethal weapon available must be tear-gas. It's fun, in small
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bottles and hurts like hell if you got the right strength! Get yourself
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a nice bottle, the ones which makes big clouds. A little burst with this
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kind of bottle can produce a cloud which fills a room in ten seconds!
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If you hate someone who lives in a apartment open his mailbox and spray
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a cloud into the place. Then ring the bell. The jerk will now go to open
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the door but will only meet a day of pain.
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Spray inside a shop and watch how more and more customers run away in
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panic. Great surprise for shitty guards who have caught you shop-lifting!
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7. The Head-Remover.
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Have you got the problem that your little black-powder bombs are to
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small to give the victim any REAL damage except for his legs? If you
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want to kill your enemy the bomb must explode somewhere near his head.
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Do like this:
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X/////////////////X
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WALL ---------X-----=======-----X---------- DOOR
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X/////////////////X
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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X (Shell)
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/ (Explosive)
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= (Firecracker that explodes when you pull)
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- (The wires to the firecracker)
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Attach one wire to the suckers door and one to the wall beside the door.
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Ring the bell and run like hell. The sucker will open the door, the bomb
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will go off and since his head will be around one feet from the bomb
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(or even closer) it will be blown to pieces!
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Well...the problem is that you must be sure that the sucker opens the
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door otherwise some relative can be the victim instead. But who cares?
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It's the feeling of killing that counts!
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