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uSu - united States underground By:Lurch
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Revised:Cyberglitch
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Fun with household appliances
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Disclaimer:Fuck you
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Ok, welp, I'm leaving for the summer, so, don't expect to see me
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around for the next few weeks. Unless they let me call LD from there, which
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I seriously doubt. Ok, this was release before the summer, and it'll be one
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the of the few text files from me for a while.
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Description:
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This text file for you pyro's out there, and yes we know you like fire
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don't deny it, it's true, you and everyone know it. uSu is not responsible if
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you fuck yourself over. These are merely suggestions on what to do.
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Okey, let's jump right in, and, let you enjoy...
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---- Lighters
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Ok, this requires one of those lighters which release GAS...NOT
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FLUID! (you will have a first degree burn if it's fluid) What you have to do
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first, is get acquainted with the lighter. Make sure you can light it up
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from the first try, make sure, you can light it up for a second, and then
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shut it off, and, make sure you can do it so that the gas is being released
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without burning. Now, comes the fun part. I would suggest doing this with a
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friend first, and, doing this in your hands.
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---- Hands:(ez)
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Put your hands together so they are closed on all sides except for a
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little opening on the top. Ask your friend to insert the lighter and let
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some gas out in your hands, do this for LESS THEN 2 SECONDS, more will
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probably hurt. A lot more will probably burn. Now, close your hands so the
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gas is contained inseide, and, can't get out, get ready, and, let your
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friend, put the lighter back between your palms quickly and light it for a
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moment. As soon as there is a click(from the spark) move your hands quickly
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apart. This produces an awesome effect, especially in the dark. This looks
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like you are carying flames. Awesome to do at a dance.
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---- Mouth:(more advanced, for bigger more experinced pyros)
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This is a little more dangerous, so, if you are afraid, or haven't
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tried the hand technique, don't try this. It is exactly the same, except,
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you can do this by yourself. Insert the lighter in your mouth. Close your
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lips and let some gas out. MAKE SURE you don't breather at this time, one,
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because it will not work, 2, because many of the gases in lighters are
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lethal. Now, take away the lighter, and close your mouth. Wait like 1/2 a
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second, reinsert the lighter and click it on for a VERY short time. At the
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same time open your mouth. I understand this sounds dangerous, but, if you
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do it right, and don't release gas in your mouth for more than 2 seconds, all
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you will feel is a little warmth. As you open your mouth, this will produce
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a short but EXTREMELY awesome effecty of fire flying out of your mouth.
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Great for dark places.
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---- Aerosol Cans
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This is always cool, absolutely NOT dangerous, and, fun to prank
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with. Take an aerosol can, and a lighter, and do the following for whichever
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can you have.
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---- Rapid Spray:(MUCH more fun)
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Ok, a few things you can do with this...One, start releasing the spray
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(ALL of them are flamable, if you find one that isn't, tell me about it).
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Put the lighter in the line of fire, and light. This produces the most
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awesome effect. It is a blow torch, which is NOT hot. You can put your hands
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in the flame, and, most likely you won't even feel it.(no guarantees, but,<2C> |