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uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch
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How to filter lamers from your BBS
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Ok well this text file is going to give a pretty specific and good
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guide for getting rid of lamers, and ways to keep these asshole of your BBS
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altogether.
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Ok the following section below is for HPAVCT BBS's only.
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the signs of a lamer
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1) Some asshole calling looking for pirated warez.
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2) Some asshole saying oh i'm so serious into HPAVCT shit, if
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they were they wouldn't brag about, espeically if they brag
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in your NUV if you have one.
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3) Some asshole calling who has no fucking idea what a BBS is, and
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want's to know if you'll teach him/her. Don't bother, it's
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not worth it as i've found out, they still don't understand
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unless they have some idea what the fuck they're fucking
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doing and actually have some hope and promise.
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4) And the assholes i hate the most, the people who call up and say
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they're gonna try and take you down ifthey don't get access,
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i just simply delete these assholes and blacklist them.
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5) Any idiot(unless they prove themselves somehow, or in someway)
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uses their real name or real first name as their handle.
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They only make good people to phreak.
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Ok the following if for the Warez/Elite BBS's
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1) Same thing asshole who use any part of their real name as their
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handle(unless they prove to you they are worthy)
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2) Don't help new people who have no idea what the hell to do if they
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get Leech access on your BBS. 'Cuz they're probally gonna ask
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you, "What's leech access?"
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3) Any idiot who says they're gonna take your BBS down becuase you
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have all this pirated crap on your BBS. That's bullshit, same
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thing if you're a total HPAVCT BBS(or both), no BBS get's
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busted just for having the files, FED's and COP's only say
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that to scare other people. Big BBS's only get busted if they
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actually PBX or Phreak people(probally from their home phone)
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That's the only way a BBS goes down, unless your parents take
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it down.
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4) Anyone who calls and says "I Can get all y0ur K-Rad Warezzzzzzzzz
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that y0u'zz ever needzzz". From experince they never upload,
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and they are th ones allways bithing about why they can't
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DL and all this other bullshit.
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5) Anyone you just totally BRAG's they have access to really good
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BBS's and don't list any. Or if they do list really good
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BBS's that they say they call, most of the time that's so
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false. Also from experince, people who aren't really sure
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what they're doing and take a long time to fill out and
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New User Application are usually gonna put it they call
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these super big BBS's. That's never true. Most good Elite
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people would be in a rush and quickly put down some good
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refrences.
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SOLUTIONS IN KEEPING THEM FROM CALLING YOUR BBS:
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1) Lock them out, most of the time the real stupid ones will keep
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trying and trying to logon with the same name or handle
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2) Blacklist them if your BBS software supports it
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3) Get a caller-ID modem and blacklist the number they're calling from
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then have your Caller-ID modem and whatever util just hangup
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when the call
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4) Or if you're really serious, get Call Blocking from you local phone
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company, and Block the number they are calling from(this
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usally will probally cost around maybe between $4-$12 a month,
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but is more then worth it), becuase once you block a number,
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unless you remove them from your block callers list, won't
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be able to even make your number ring if they try to call you
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5) Have someone phreak them so bad, like if they run a lame ass BBS
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phreak them into thinking the FED's are gonna come and take
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you in and shit.
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6) If you see the lamer, do something really mean and cruel to them,
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like trip them, or push them into the middle of a busy
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street(that is if you have the balls too!!!)
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7) Call up their parents from a payphone, and tell the losers handle
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is calling and harass them. Then a little later, tell them
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hey is your son's handle such and such. They probally won't
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know, but when they go to ask them(if you sounded like a
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pissed off FED) they'll probally find out his real handle,
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and remember him as the one who phreaked them, and probally
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get really pissed.
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8) If it's a stupid ass mother fucker, call up his lame ass piece of
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shit BBS(don't do it to him term, you don't wan't him there
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when you make your strike), and fuckover his BBS, upload
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trojans and virus's and if you have Cosysop or remote access
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run them, and let his HD get fucked over. I believe(as i
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fondly remember) the Robert Walls Virus is supposed to crack
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the heads on their HD. Oh well not your problem, just theirs.
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Ok just remember and age limit is also a good idea, since you
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wouldn't some kids who's under the age of say 12(that's what mine is set at)
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calling up, Downloading a Text file on how to make a bomb out of the sode can
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or something. Then they try it and fuck themselves over. Then teir mommy
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want's to know where they got the idea, and the little shit will probally say
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oh from this BBS. And the parents will probally file a fucking police
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complaint and some other bullshit. That's not what you wan't, especially
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since you didn't tell that little brat of a kid to DL that file anyways, or
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if you did just deny it like all hell. Who are they gonna believe you,
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someone who's probally atleast 15 or 16, and some 11 year old brat.
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Ok well l8r all, look out for more cool stuff from uSu, and remember
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Freedom of Speech is garunteed to everyone. Voice your opions, make them
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known. Don't let the law stop you from saying what you wan't. You have the
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right to, and the First amendmant to back it up. Cya,
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