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=| T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand | #64 by the ccon crew | jul 96 |=
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ComiCon Intl. 1996 Review
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Thursday
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_vYrus' view_
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thursday morning at 6:30am, i was the first one up. i couldn't remember what
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time pinguino had told us we had to get up, so i woke her up and asked. turns
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out it was 7:00. i got up anyway and put the newly updated penguin palace
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page online (http://www.napanet.net/~vyrus/penguin), and we pretty much
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putzed around until we left at about 8:00.
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when we got to the con, we had a few problems. pinguino and tsk went inside
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to unload the booth stuff, and me and tymat got stuck outside. for over an
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hour, since the guard working the double doors we had originally been waiting
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at decided to close them. we waited in front of the security entrance until
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about 10:40, when we finally ran into pinguino who was about to leave the con
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to go to the airport to pick up daniel fu, author of thief.
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tymat and i finally got to go in, so we went inside, went to the penguin
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palace booth, set up the computer and a few more things, and i wandered off
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to look around. i can definatly say that the marvel, dc, and wizards of the
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coast booths were pimp shit. excellent displays, lots of stuff to look at. i
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also caught a glimpse of an excellent shirt. it said "don't panic", with the
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little green dood with arms on it. if you've never read douglas adams, this
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just flew right over your head.
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i walked around for hours, occasionally running into pinguino. tymat spent
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most of the day sleeping, as usual, and tsk was running the booth all
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morning. i just wandered inside, went outside every once in awhile for a
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smoke, and just enjoyed myself.
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by afternoon, i had met daniel fu, who was back with pinguino, lord jazz,
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anarchist, todd pluciennik, and his woman colleen. pinguino and tsk were
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about to leave for the airport again to pick up dbringer, so i went with
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them. went to the airport, fairly uneventful, and came back.
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i fell asleep around 6 or 6:30, and slept until 7. then we left. twelve of us
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walked to a little diner called ruby's, and four of us split off and went to
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mcdonalds instead since we didn't want to wait around. me, db, ld, and tymat
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all took the shuttle to mcdonalds, and then say in front of the hotel talking
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until pinguino showed up to let our dumb asses in.
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in. so much happened inside. i'm gonna try and say it all. the mcdonalds
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crowd went upstairs while ping went to go watch a fireworks show. tsk had
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arrived and he came upstairs with us. the mcd's crowd sat in the hotel room
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and smoked a nice fat joint, while tsk complained the whole time about the
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smell. we eventually aired out the room, but the hallway reeked of weed for
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about twenty minutes.
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in search of food and drinks, we (all but tsk) went out to look for a soda or
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candy machine. on our floor, we found an empty soda machine. much more
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searching around revealed a soda machine on the eighth floor, which we all
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bought a couple sodas. dbringer discovered a service elevator behind the
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machines, and went off to take a peek while me and a couple others fucked
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around.
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we met up with db a little while later, and he announced he had found that
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the service elevator led to a bar totally stocked. as of this typing
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(thursday night), he is planning to find some bolt cutters. =) updates when
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something happens. =) him and tymat went off to raid the place of everything
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but the locked up stuff, and when we came back to the room, we found a giant
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sign that read "Come Celebrate With Us!" on top of a san diego skyline and
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some gay yellow and blue fireworks explosions. kinda funny to see it sitting
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on the bed.
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after db and tymat came back the second time, we were all lazing around and
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watching tv when the front desk calls. "excuse me, we have three people down
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here saying they're in your room, but you already have five and a room can
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only hold four." aw shit. i'm not even going to go into that big fucking
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mess, but the end result was that me, ping, db, and tsk are all staying in
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the room, todd, his chick, and dan fu went to todd's grandmother's house, and
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ld and tymat are supposed to sleep in the film room back at the con, but at
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this current moment, tymat is crashed on the bed and ld in a chair. (and db
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is sitting here watching me type this thing. =))
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and that's about where we are right now. since the other four are asleep, db
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is about to FALL asleep, and i'm wide awake, i think it's time for some late
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night "fucking-with-the-sleeper" games. woohoo!@#
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.vy.
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Friday
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kind of a kick back day so far. i didn't get up until 12:30, when pinguino
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woke me up, and i took the shuttle with her to the con. the con was fairly
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uneventful, except for the fucking seminar that pinguino signed me up to do
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with her.
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for the first forty-five minutes of it, we were waiting for the previous
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dipshit to clear out, and then we couldn't do anything since we were missing
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some equipment, like the screen projecter for the moniter. so we ended up
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talking to a crowd of maybe twelve people, nine of which we already knew. =)
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the only funny/cool part was that tsk ended up doodling for some guy that
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works for dark horse and activision, and i caught him on film. ah! shit!
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caught in the act, eh, tsk?
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end of that. putzed around. i went back to the hotel with dbringer, but
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before he went inside, he went on a beer run. and picked me up some smokes,
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too. pretty cool. we sat inside and drank a few beers, and pinguino showed
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up. we ditched the beers and the bottles under the bed, and i was sitting on
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the bed buzzing pretty nicely. thank god she couldn't smell the shit on my
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breath. =) went to wendy's later on. before wendy's, we also met lee
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anderson. woohoo. the infamous. er33t.
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after wendy's, me, db, and ld came back. db and ld went to the bar to check
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it out, and i set up the computer to start work on this damn thing. most
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likely later tonight i will be too drunk to write, but i'll try, we'll see
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what happens. =) pinguino came back, we hid our beers, and that's where we
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are right now.. lots of the night left, and who knows what'll happen, so i'll
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keep an update. wh00t.
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quick update: pinguino just told me she tasted it on my breath. (ON my
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breath, goddammit, ON my breath. NOT IN, ON. =)) ahwell. so i didn't get away
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with it. but we'll see.
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note from dBringer: I bought 12 mgd's at the liquor store down the road...
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Did I mention I'm 16? Oh well... I had heard that pinguino didn't want
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alchohol or pot in the hotel room so when she came in me and ld hid our beer.
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(Someone is getting brutally killed on TV right now... X-Files I think.) I
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asked ping if she minds if we drink after 15 minutes of hiding our beers and
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taking drinks when she isn't around. She said, "Okay..." so we both pull out
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half drunk beers. She says she wants all of the bottles out of the room
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eventually so I pulled out all five empty bottles from under the bed.
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Everyone laughs. Maybe I'll get mujahadin over here and we'll go get some
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samuel adams... That would be cool.
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this is fucking funny.. right now we are in the hotel room fucking with some
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guy on a radio that tymat got from the doubletree hotel. db is flirting with
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him and me and ld are watching him walk back and forth on the street below.
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this guy is totally trying to zero in on us, and db is completely fucking
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with him. ping and tsk left to go back to the con and grab some food for us,
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and tymat is trashing over at the pac bell CO. what a wild night. i'm half
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drunk and we're having a blast.. i'm keeping this notepad window open (i hate
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win95) and whoever wants to write is gonna. bewm.
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note from dBringer: I think ld drank urine.
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anoter note from dBringer: ld doesn't think it was piss.
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another note from ld, it was water you fucks. <g>
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ahahaha... weird shit... well.. we're waiting for this fucking porno to come
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on and pinguino still hasn't come back yet.. some dood from room 608 came
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by... from icons or something.. heh.. well. anyway. i'm having a smoke and
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i'm pretty drunk. so. i'll fill you all in tomorrow.
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.vy.
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Saturday
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the fucking porno never came on. i think we are all going to throw a fit if
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we get charged for it. i can't remember the end of last night, except someone
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was throwing shit at me and pinguino. ld still doesn't believe he drank piss.
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=)
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got up about 11:30 this morning, and me and db were the last ones in the
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room. i went to the con and hung out in the pro lounge for a while, and
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putzed around most of the day. it's been real slow. so i came back to the
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room, after wondering where db had been for the last three hours, and on my
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way i got stopped by some bum drunk guy.
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"hey man, wanna buy a bus pass? good for the rest of the month." fucking
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weird. i don't even live here. he asked for some change and tried to make an
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exit, but the weirdo walked ahead of me, swearing at thin air. too much booze
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addles thy brain, asshole.
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i'm back in the hotel. supposedly we're gonna see a few movies tonite back in
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the con, and i am gonna grab a few z's. i hope db buys more beer tonite...
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sodium's here! uh oh.
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_..later.._
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DEATHBRINGER IS A FUCKING IDIOT.
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we went out and bought some beer, and db drank his 40 in about two minutes.
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then he goes out and steals a fucking fire extinguisher, brings it back to
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the room. he leaves again with it, sprays it all over tymat and the ice
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machine, and a couple minutes later we hear sirens. the fire truck pulls up
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RIGHT in front of our window. db bolts out the door, and me, tymat, and tsk
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are gong nuts because we're hella freaked.
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lord jazz blew chunks all over the sidewalk and in the bathroom. the hotel
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room stinks of something that tymat tore off the window. uh. what IS that
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shit?
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pinguino calls and starts laughing and then gets scared and tells us we don't
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know who db is.
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ugh. i quit that. about 12:00 me, db, and tymat went back to the con, watched
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some stupid anime flick called A.D. Police Files ][, and came back cuz it
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sucked. i snuck another beer away from the sixer and am drinking it right now
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because db is stupid and he fell asleep. ahahaha. sodium has been doodling
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all night, so nobody will let me touch the fucking computer since they've all
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been drawing doodles all night. tsk is talking in his half-sleep, and sodium
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is going to die because he just ganked my beer. my friends are gonna love
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this.
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on the way back from the con, tymat picked up a sign that says "no parking
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any time". ld and anarchist are being stupidfuckers and waving a flashlight
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around, wishing they were at a rave. instead, they are at doodlecon 96 and
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wishing they were somewhere else right now. sodium is playing with the mouse
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and tymat is wrapping his dumb ass up in toilet paper. ld and anarchist are
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dying to watch a porn. (don't tell anyone, but i think those two are going to
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have some funky buttsex tonite. ld and him are singing "penis, penis, penis,
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penis"... god knows what THEY'RE thinking? ahahahah...)
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*** NEWS FLASH BY SODIUM ***
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hi. i rock. and everyone here sucks.. and ld's panties smell like tuna.. or
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so he brags. and vYrus is dancing on the bed with a samuel adams... in fact..
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here is a list of who drank, how much, and who got wasted..
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* people who drank and how much:
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tymat: a 40oz and one beer
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sodium: a 40oz
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vYrus: a 40oz and eight and a half beers
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death bringer: 35oz corona and eight beers and a 40oz
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lordjazz: two beers and urine lager.
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* who got loaded and acted like fucking retards and talked to the signs and
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beat the shit out of the elevator...
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tymat
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vYrus
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* which brings me to my next subject.. what exactly did tymat and vYrus do?
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1. vYrus yelled at the ceiling in the bathroom and ripped it apart and spit
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french fries all over the mirror.
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2. tymat got mad at sign and beat the living piss out of it.
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3. tymat not only wore a suit he stole from upstairs but he also ripped the
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window covering and wore it as a cape... "eyem supermaaan!"
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4. tymat (again) stole no parking sign.
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5. tymat buttfucks statue.
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6. tymat toilet papered pinguino's computer and himself. the dumbass.
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7. tymat wanted to kick every cops sorry ass.
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(vYrus just spit on the wall..oh..now the television......and tymat.)
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* INFAMOUS QUOTES?!@#$
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"i didn't fuck her!!!" - vYrus
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"i aint drunnnk! gimmie another beer!" - tymat
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"blaaugh$@^$@^ugh...uhhhhh.... i dont feel good." - lordjazz
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"my panties smell like tuna." - lordjazz
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"do it in the bushes!" - anarchist
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"i never heard the word d00dleboy until like a few weeks ago" - sodium
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"why don't we quote everything we say!" - death bringer
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"you don't know death bringer. don't let him in!" - pinguino
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"if you take the last sam adams then i cut your hand off!" - death bringer
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"i suck. fuck me." - sodium
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"i gotta pee!" - the silent killer
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"i gotta pee!" - tymat
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"i gotta pee!" - vYrus
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"i gotta pee!" - sodium
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"you guys are fucked up (drunk) tsk is in charge." - pinguino
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"i'm gunna puk..aUUUghbluagh$@#$." - anarchist
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"i'm not THAT drunk." - vYrus
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"those sirens better not be headed this way." - anarchist
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"porno! porno! porno! porno! porno!" - lordjazz and anarchist
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"this whole thing sucks" - anarchist
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"don't fart this way!" - anarchist
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"i can't type these that fast!" - sodium
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"you all suck. i should quit the scene." - sodium
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"four days and i STILL haven't gotten any twelve-year-old pussy!" - lOrdjazz
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"what's this wet spot on the floor." - vYrus
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"stop touching me." - vYrus
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"i don't fuck joyce (pinguino) with my foot!" - vYrus
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"what do you fuck her with?" - the silent kunt
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"i didn't fuck her!!!" - vYrus
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* Why i suck.
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I suck. Face it. uhm. this trip sucked. you are all freaks. fuck all of you.
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thats right. you reading this mag right now. fuck you. i hope you fucking die
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mother fucking fucker faggot fucker. fuck. fucky fuck fuck.. fuck.. fuck fuck
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fuck fuck? fuck fuck. fuckfuckfuck.
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*** tsk kills sodium and tells him to shut the fuck up already. ***
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*** note from Tsk. ***
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People, you don't even know how fuckin' weird this whole .. trip has been.. I
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mean shit, the entire thing has been a whole bunch of teenagers getting
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fucked up and beating the shit out of the entire hotel... in many different
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ways. I'm not saying it's bad or anything, because it's entertaining to
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watch the stupid things we're all doing here... from the french fries and
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tomatos out the window and hitting cars, to watching all the odd stuff tymat
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keeps stealing, (oh my god.. sOdium just tried to walk through the mirror..
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see what i mean? <g>) such as a credit card validator, a power strip, a suit
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from a dumpster which the valley parking people wear, 2 walkie talkies from 2
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different hotels, the no parking sign, the toilet paper, the fire
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extinguisher, many many many many ham sandwiches and sodas <g>, home
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pregnancy test, maxi pads WITH WINGS, and a mousepad... bah.. tired.. be back
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later.
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*** end of tsk's blurb ***
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Sunday
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\=--=/
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boooooooring. this morning we had two or three fucknuts come in and yell at
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us to clean up the room. you should have seen it. toilet paper, beer spilt,
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wallpaper hanging off the wall, the 4th of july sign was in a million pieces,
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the window tint was spread across the floor, beer bottles everywhere, and ld,
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anarchist, and sodium all bailed and spent the night back at the hyatt where
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(they say) ld got buttraped.
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we all got up and cleaned the stupid room, and got lucky when the management
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said we wouldn't have to pay for the wallpaper damage. but if we fuck up
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anything else, we DO have to pay for it. went to the con, i drank three cups
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of coffee, STILL didn't wake up, watched twenty minutes of _The Gods Must Be
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Crazy_, got sick of it, fucked around, went back and watched almost all of
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the old classic movie _King Kong_, and talked to pinguino about tymat's mood
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swings.
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now we're back at the hotel, and db is saying that we should get all fucked
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up tonite just because pinguino said we couldn't. =) anyway, all of a sudden
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i have nothing else to say, so i guess someone else is gonna write. h0h0h0h0.
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*** Tsk has returned ***
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dammit, this smoke alarm must be fucking broken... hrmm.. lets see what we
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have here.. 4 people smoking, one of them smoking a huge ass cigar.. everyone
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understands that the alarm will PROBABLY go off, but they're continuing to
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literally breathe on the smoke detector. Wait, now there's two people
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smoking cigars.. ld and dbringer. this is ... sucky. In case all you cool
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people out there care, I don't smoke.. i don't drink.. i don't do drugs.. in
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other words, i suck. But pinguino is the same way. <g>
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hey, when you walk into the men's room and you see a faggot jacking off to a
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porno comic book in the stall, what do you do when he says "hey dude.. come
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here." man.....fucking nasty.
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Taking you back to .. uhh..... Friday evening at McDonalds, ld was with
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anarchist eating innocently.. all the while a 80+ year old lady was staring
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at chris through the bars of the booths. Then she started hucking cream
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packets across the room yelling "fucking shit." then she stopped, stared at
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ld, started shaking, and sayed, with fixed eyes with ld, "oh shit, i wanna
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fuck him." DUDE, i know you're thinking this didn't happen, but i swear to
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you, this really happened.. if you still don't believe me, try to remember,
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this is Downtown San Diego... anything can happen down here. <g>
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hRm.. i can't wait for tonight; everyone's going to be just as fucking messed
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up as last night... i'll probably end up, i dunno.. sleeping at the police
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station or something.. i might just go to the hyatt and get some free food
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with my professional badge. <g> I dunno, we'll see what happens..
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*** anarchist knocks Tsk out and steals the keyboard. ***
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i am the god of fuck. you hear me you horny pig fucker? i said i am the god
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of fuck. I FUCKING OWN YOU ALL. I OWN YOUR DILDOS. I OWN YOUR MOM'S DILDOS.
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I OWN YOU. I WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. I WILL SEND A BIG FAT BLACK GUY
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NAMED BERNIE WITH HIS PANTS DOWN TO SKULL FUCK YOU! shit, it doesn't matter
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what thy say, 50 cent cigars kick reds ass. this trip sucked my left nut. i
|
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only stayed in the hotel for one night and ended up sleeping in a all-night
|
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movie theatre at the hyatt (not where we were staying) in the midst of "12
|
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monkeys" (which was a shitty movie from what I saw of it before falling
|
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asleep) uh, shit, my wrist just started hurting so fuck you i'm gone. FUCK
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YOU GO HOME. THERES NOTHING LEFT. GOD IS A WHORE. BURN THE FLAG. BOW DOWN
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BITCH, MAKE YOUR DOG BOW DOWN!
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*** an leaves, Tsk takes over ***
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Dude, was that paragraph something you would hear from ld or what? ok
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whatever. Tymat is having fun right now stealing more ham sandwiches from
|
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the hotel next to us.. hRm.. i think i'll greet people now because i'm outta
|
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|
|
things to say. What's up, #ansi? you guys rock.. except for the very few
|
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|
|
annoying people who i can't stand, i think you know who you are.. tymat r0x,
|
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and dbringer r0x.. and so does unsolved mysteries.. these things r0ck.
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Oh yeah, pinguino is like, going agro on us all.. she's getting really pissed
|
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at everyone, including the few of us who haven't done anything wrong..
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She'll like, yell at us when we're around the booth, and when I take a
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|
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picture of a doodle boy like she told me to do, I think she's just too
|
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paranoid about everything and she's changing plans every 10 seconds.. I don't
|
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know.. this whole trip is strange.. it's messed up, but it's fun.. <g>
|
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*** I'm bored. someone else takeover. ***
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*** aight, vYrus has the keyboard! ***
|
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|
|
weeeeeeiiiirrrdd day. the con was kind of lame. we cleaned everything up and
|
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|
|
came back, but on the way back, some faggot chink grabbed my ass while i was
|
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|
|
getting off the tour bus, but i didn't say anything since i thought it was
|
|||
|
|
pinguino, but i got off the bus and she asked me why he had, and i just
|
|||
|
|
freaked. "WHAT?!$#$"
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
this is the last night. we have yet more beer and pinguino is being a mommy.
|
|||
|
|
=) she's leaving again, so i'm afraid as to what db, ld, and tymat are goign
|
|||
|
|
to do. i plan on chilling out tonight, because it wasn't very fun when i woke
|
|||
|
|
up this morning and pinguino was mad as hell at me. that really sucked.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
okay, i've covered it all. maybe later when i'm really drunk i'll write up
|
|||
|
|
again. i have like three bucks left, and it's probably going toward beer
|
|||
|
|
later on. so i'm outtie. whoevers next, take your shot.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
** end of vYrus, beginning of pinguino ***
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
Hi.. this has been the weiiirdest weirdest WIERDEST 6 days ever. I've never
|
|||
|
|
had this much responsibility placed on me in my life. Last year, Todd
|
|||
|
|
Pluciennik took care of the hotel details, booth sales, and everything. Right
|
|||
|
|
now, I totally value what he did for us last year..
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
DBringer is making stupid suggestuions. I just turned 18. I'm not supposed to
|
|||
|
|
sit here and fucking babysit these people 16-17 year olds. I have other
|
|||
|
|
things to do, like figure out who I met and what everyone wanted ;) Also,
|
|||
|
|
rewrite the Avalanche catalog. I made a lot of professional connections, as
|
|||
|
|
well as a lot of friends.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
I saw Sketch again this year.. you can see a pic of me and him on the acid
|
|||
|
|
web page,... http://www.acid.org/~radman. He was a crackhead bum whose real
|
|||
|
|
name is Frisbee. This year, Tsk had a conversation with him, and I took his
|
|||
|
|
photo. His beanie is now fixed, and he still smells funny.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
I met the publishers of Twist and Shout Comics.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
*** vYrus iz baq ***
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
i'm drunk. ld and db are drunk also. they're out having a smoke. i can't
|
|||
|
|
type. funk dat. ahahahhahah... anyway... tymat stole someone's briefcase.
|
|||
|
|
what a dipshit.. the guy went downstairs to security and mentioned it was
|
|||
|
|
"odd" that his briefcase was sitting outside his door instead of inside the
|
|||
|
|
room. ahahaha..
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
ld is back and he's a little more sober then he was earlier. earlier his dumb
|
|||
|
|
ass was rolling around the room crashing into things laughing uncontrollably.
|
|||
|
|
stupid BUNGHOLE.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
ld, db, sodium, and tymat are all trying to figure out to order porn on tv
|
|||
|
|
since it didn't work the other night. i'm nicely bored since i just had to
|
|||
|
|
reformat this stupid fucking file since it was jacked up in dos edit.. it was
|
|||
|
|
ascii text without line breaks.. LAAAAMMMEE... stupid windows notepad.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
ld is complaining that the floor is wet and everyone else is going nuts that
|
|||
|
|
there is no porno. ah, shaddup. i'm about to fall asleep, and i'm going home
|
|||
|
|
tomorrow. h0h0. anyway... this file is open to everyone, i'll prolly write
|
|||
|
|
a little bit tomorrow morning, but until then, this file is open to everyone
|
|||
|
|
else.
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
.vy.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
|
*** dum dee dum.. Tsk enters the room ***
|
|||
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|
|||
|
|
What's up.. this is so weird.. ld is like in love with this guy named Ranger
|
|||
|
|
Ralph.. he's fucking the comic book as I type.. .. um, now db is crying
|
|||
|
|
because his cigar broke. <g> Sodium is sad because the porn ordering
|
|||
|
|
people are asking for a home phone number, and tymat wants to go trashing,
|
|||
|
|
only it's not dark enough. .. um, now ld and db are smoking cigars, and it's
|
|||
|
|
really smelly in here.. ill be back later...
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
*** Tsk leaves and sodium runs in and kills people. ***
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
uhm. tymat walked around the venilation system and stole a briefcase from
|
|||
|
|
another room. we made him put it back and the manager found out because there
|
|||
|
|
is a direct link from this room to another and the vents in the other room
|
|||
|
|
were broken. what a dumbass. and now here is tymat wad of cum and blood.
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
*** Sodium grabs a hooker in the hall and rams her until her head explodes
|
|||
|
|
and tymat laughs. ***
|
|||
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|
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|
|||
|
|
that ventilation system was neat cuz yew could go to other rooms. the
|
|||
|
|
next time i go to a convetntion i will bring elite tools like drills,
|
|||
|
|
screwdrivers, bolt cutters and some elite listening devices. right now
|
|||
|
|
my ass is in trouble so i will be going out for a walk soon and gro trashing
|
|||
|
|
the briefcase hat i stole didn't have shit on it except for some comic books
|
|||
|
|
anda a plane ticket. all i can say right now is that you ain't seen nuthin
|
|||
|
|
from me yet.... just wait for defcon 1996. oh yeah... by the way... there
|
|||
|
|
was this one fat dude in this one street corner preaching the bible and
|
|||
|
|
he said something like "in five to ten years they will put a mark on your
|
|||
|
|
forehead or under your skin, and you will not inherit god's kingdom if you
|
|||
|
|
worship the beast!" it was so funny.. me and tsk were cracking up in the
|
|||
|
|
street. db and ld are smoking cigars right now and it stinks like shit.
|
|||
|
|
db says "worship the beast!"
|
|||
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|
|||
|
|
*** tymat exits to the bathroom
|
|||
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|
|||
|
|
*** tymat comes back after fucking his own ear. (sodium wrote)
|
|||
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|
|||
|
|
ermm... eye didn't fuxor my own ear beyatch! and i don't have mood
|
|||
|
|
swings. du0d... if yew think i'm crazy then piss off yew dirty cock sucking
|
|||
|
|
three dollar hoe! anyway i'm going tew kill everyone! i'm going to sell
|
|||
|
|
fetuses in the black market for crack cuz eye am in need! du0d, comic con waz
|
|||
|
|
really fun. the crowd, the comix, the phree stuff (not to mention the stuph
|
|||
|
|
eye stole from 4 different hotels), those chix in superhero outfits, the weed,
|
|||
|
|
the booze, the fuct up thangz that eye did, and of corze the pipol that
|
|||
|
|
went out of their way to hang out wif me. (I'm feeling a lot of love here du0d)oh by the way, ld is fucking the bed right now... heh... they're planning to
|
|||
|
|
get a hooker to our room... hrmm.... interesting.... if thay did i'll just leavecuz i've seen a lot of these thangz while hanging out with the cripts from my
|
|||
|
|
hood. i'm going to buttfuck the lion statue downstaris again. 0h gn0!@#! ld
|
|||
|
|
is fucking the blanket right now... funny shit... anyway i'm done for the day...eyem going to go trashing or somethng.... aight! piece!
|
|||
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|
|||
|
|
*** NEW QUOTE! "let me suck it." - tymat
|
|||
|
|
** ANOTHER ONE! "just jam your nuts in the bucket!" - vYrus
|
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|
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|
|
*** NEWS FLASH ***
|
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|
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|
|
sodium has his dick hanging out of his pants. woohoo.
|
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|
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|
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*** END OF FLASH ***
|
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|
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|
Monday
|
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\=--=/
|
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|
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|
|
quick review, i want to get this thing released. this morning really sucked.
|
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|
|
the management came in and determined that we owed them $150. woo. db paid 75
|
|||
|
|
and penguin palace paid 75. that really sucked. we all cleared out, and me and
|
|||
|
|
db flew back to oakland. that's where i am now, at home, finishing this up.
|
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|
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|
|
end of story. wild weekend, and here's a bunch of greets. and and best/worst
|
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|
|
list:
|
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|
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|
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greets: ld, db, tsk, tymat, pinguino, anarchist, todd, daniel fu, and everyone
|
|||
|
|
elite that i met at the con. =)
|
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|
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|
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|
|
best stuff
|
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best booth: penguin palace
|
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|
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best costume: the big elvis dood.
|
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|
|
best guy to talk to: the author of ranger ralph (he was at the booth next to
|
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|
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us)
|
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|
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best hotel room: 309
|
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best night: saturday
|
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worst stuff
|
|||
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|
|||
|
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worst booth: tsr, the people there was ASSHOLES.
|
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worst room: 608 (they narked us out)
|
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|
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worst person: the hotel manager
|
|||
|
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worst experience: the briefcase thing.
|
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worst day: monday. =)
|
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peace to all the doodleboys...
|
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.vYrus.
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