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|| T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand || #29 by v<>r<EFBFBD>s || 11/08/94 ||
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A Pain In The Back
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Can anyone guess what this particular issue is going to be about? Me and
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Sakima just recently fucked up both of our backs, and I can say it sure as
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hell ain't no picnic. I can hardly move, and you should see him try to walk.
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Hehe. It's kind of a bustup, but if you saw how we both got messed, you'd
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quit laughing.
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I was playing football with Power Rat, Rerun, Vect0r 0, and about 12 other
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people who are not members of the BBS community, and this one dude, a friend
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of Paco's (Rerun's brother) took me down HARD. I landed on my hip. I think
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I must have hit a rock or something cuz I heard a really loud crack. Or
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something like that. A few plays later, I was taken down again. Matt (the
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guy who nailed me) was running towards me in order to tackle. Ow. I got hit
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so badly that I got my spine bent so far over to the side, and I couldn't
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walk forever, so now RatBoy thinks it's funny to call me 'Crutches'. Augh.
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From what I heard, Sakima fucked his up by participating in wrestling. And
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who says that school sports are safe? Not me! I hear he was trying to nail a
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guy and take him down, when his opponent took his down backwards and he
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landed on his head. Completely compressed his spine, I suppose. So he's out
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of it for three weeks (two now) and i'm out of it for maybe 3 or four days
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to a week. I'm not that badly hurt, but I have a helluva tyme trying to get
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up in the morning.
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Speaking of injuries.. i'm gonna tell a little story that i'm sure a lot
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of you will laugh at. It takes place in fourth grade, and I'm sure Stewart
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knows immediatly what i'm talking about. =]
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I was late for school, and it was 'library day', meaning that all library
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books could only be checked out and returned on that day. I remember it was
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a Thursday, too. So here I am, closing the garage door, and I forgot my book
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in the house. Whoops. So I run back in to get it, and it's just setting on
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the table next to the door leading to the garage. Well, the front door needs
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to be locked every damn day, so I had to run out of the garage before it
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slammed shut. And ours doesn't have the springback thing where when some-
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thing gets in the way, it goes back up. Nope. So I was running at the door,
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and naturally the stupidest thing I could have done I did. I tried sliding
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underneath it. Oh, bravo, right? Yeah. It hurts. The thing clamped down on
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my right leg so hard it felt like a m'f'in shark was chewing on me. And the
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door itself had also managed to snag my side. So I have a gash on my left
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side, dripping blood, while i'm screaming the shit outta myself trying to
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get someones attention. It took a half of a fucking hour before some bozo
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showed up and tried to get me out. So the fire department comes and pries
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up the door, and by this time, i'm only half consious.
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The rest is a little hazy, but I did have to use crutches for two days.
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Yay...
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Moral: Don't listen to me while i'm bored in class.
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-v<>r<EFBFBD>s
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|| Leave comments, death threats, ideas to vYrus/napavalley@nova.fred.org ||
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|| 'Life is an Illusion, Death is Reality' ||
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