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Ph1l3 #oo1 [TWaT]
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\/\ /\/_ _ ______ \ \ /\ / /__ ______ ______ ______ ______
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/ \ | \ / \ / \ / > \ \ / ___ \
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\ / | /\ | __ \ \ /\/\ / / \ /\ | /\ |___ \ /
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A N S i T E A M
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kRadkRadkrAdkrAdkRadkrAdKRadKraDkRAdkRaDkRADkraDkradKRADKrAdkRaDkRAdkraDKrAd!
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Th3 K-R4D 3PiK 0V KR3/|+|0/\/ by: Phlintlok Jesus
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The Book of 416
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===============
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The Beginning
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1 On the 0-Day God created 416. It was formless and empty. Darkness covered
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all, and God's spirit hovered over the waters.
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2 On the 1-Day God created Computers. He looked at them and said, "W0w,
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th0z3 R 3l33+@!%#$@#%$@#!!!!!1!!!!1!!" He called the lame ones Amigas,
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and the k-k00l ones IBM's.
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3 On the 2-Day God created WaReZ. He looked at them and said, "W0w th0z3 R
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3l33+ +00!!!11!!! N0w 3Y3 K4n pla3y th4 0-D4Y&(*^%$&^$&^!!!!!!1!!!!
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4 And on the 3-Day God created CyberSpace, and looked over it and said,
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"K-K00l!!1!!! N0w 3y3 h4v3 Uh Wa3y +00 G|t M0r3 WaReZ*&(^$%*&^$!!!!1!!!"
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5 And on the 4-Day God created ANSi, and said "K-k33n!!!1!!! N0w 3y3 h4v3
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3l33+ p|ktur3z!!!1!!!!!1!!!"
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6 And on the 5-Day, God created the BBS. He had his own, and named it
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Heaven. It ran on ViSiON-X v.99,999,999.9 Alpha. It was a 0-Day WaReZ and
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ANSi board, and had all the new WaReZ and ANSi releases, and no ratios for
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ld callers. He had no time limit, so you could call, and play Limonade
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Stand until your eyes popped out. But one of his Sacred couriors turned
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NarQ. His name was Visionary, and he formed his own realm down below. It
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was named Hell, and ran on Wildcat version 0.0000001. It was an Apogee
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Distrubution site, and only had shareware, classical .MOD files, and
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speachcard utilities for the APPLE II. God looked at this rebel's board
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and said "U R L4M3!%@#$%^#@!!!!! U R 4 N4RQ! !!!1!!!!!!" Visionary looked
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up at him and replied, "RAAAARRRRR!!!!! I'm not a narq. Can we talk about
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this?" Due to his sins Pat was doomed to ride around in a wheelchair all
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his life, and was struck blind.
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7 And on the 6-Day God created k0dez. He looked over them and said, "N0w
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3y3 k4n k4ll 3l33+ 0-Day BBESEZ*^%$*^%$!!!!1!!!!" And he also created
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The D00d. This dude he named Paradox, which means "K-K00l D00d!" in
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Canadian. God gave Paradox the task to create Conferences, and own a VMB.
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But Paradox had noone to trade WaReZ with, so God created another D00d,
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and named him Psycho Slasher. Paradox and Psycho Slasher were the best
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of D00dz. God said "G0 f0rth 4nd tr4d3 WaReZ." And he saw that it was
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3l33t.
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8 God told them, "You k4n tr4d3 4ny WaRe, bu++ n0t SP33cHW4r3Z!!!1!!!1!! iYF
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U d00, th4n U w|ll b3 c4st 0u+ 0V 416@#$^#$%$#$!!!1!!"
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9 Psycho Slasher was calling boards one day, when Visionary, in disguise as a
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SysOp broke into chat. He said "Hey, want to trade WaReZ." Visionary
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zipped his speechwarez as Mortal Kombat II. Psycho Slasher wanted Mortal
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Kombat II. Psycho Slasher said "W0w, K-K00l!!1!!! 3y3'll +tr4d3 U Pong
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4 it*&^)*&!^!!!!!!!1!!!" Visionary agreed. And HS-Link ensued. When it
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was done, and Psycho Slasher Unzipped, and saw what had been done, he quickly
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formatted his hard drive, to keep God from finding the files. But God saw,
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and said to Psycho Slasher and Paradox, "U R L4M3!#$^#$%!!!1!!!! G3t 0w+
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0v 416#$%#@%!!!!!1!!!!"
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10 And so they left the garden, and went out onto the plain of 905, where
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there were only ANSi boards, and Paradox cried.
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Thanx for reading this file, and be shure to spread it everywhere, especially
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to Canuck Land. That's Canada for all you Non-Eskimo types.
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(c)1994 [TWaT] - The Winner ANSI Team!
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Written by Phlintlock in a fit of intelligence and beauty, and the mastermind
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behind the "Hey, this is Paradox's Girl 416 Routine."
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