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presents
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Refrigerator Sex
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by Gross Genitalia
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Toxic File #38
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Centre of Eternity 615.552.5747 HQ of Toxic Shock and The Esoteric Society
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There's nothing like a good self-induced orgasm until you've raided your
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local refrigerator. Yes that coooold place where all those leftovers and other
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such uneaten foods go. Waste? Hardly. These foods can be used to produce in
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fact the best damned orgasm you've ever had.
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The first and foremost utensil in the fridge is mayonaisse. This cold slithery
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stuff can make excellent whack cream. Ketchup is okay but the whitish color
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of mayo is most suitable. Next you need some eggs.
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Take the eggs, preferably two or three, and shove them into your asshole.
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Grade-A Large eggs will greatly increase your orgasm. A hardboiled egg will
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somewhat enhance this effect because it has a tendency to slither around
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in your ass.
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Melons are good for a quick orgasm. Take a pairing knife and hollow out
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a section in the melon that will accomodate your dick. Ram your cock in
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and out, in and out of the melon. But this isn't the fun you INTENDED on
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having, is it?
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Take a piece of bologna or a slice of ham and wrap your balls in it. Rub
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cottage cheese all over your chest. Smear tobasco sauce all over the insides
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of your upper legs. Sprinkle flour/corn meal/baking soda in your armpits.
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Drape mashed potatoes over your feet, squishing it lovingly between your
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toes.
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Empty out a squeezable kethup bottle. Rinse it out, please. Now go find
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an excellent place to bate. A great place is your bed, over a chair, etc.
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But you're aiming for great orgasmic fun, so hit the bed. Prop your ass on
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the backboard of your bed (baseboard, what the hell ever) and place your
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feet against the wall. You should now be in a semi-upside down position.
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Equip yourself with your "refrigerator sex tools" and grab the empty
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bottle. Squeeze in on the bottle, forcing out all the air. If you use cream,
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cream up and go at it. As you feel yourself climaxing, shove the tip of
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your head into the end of the bottle and let go. The bottle will try to suck
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in air and will suck your dick for you and you bate and cum into the bottle.
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Make sure you have two or three fingers, or some hardboiled eggs up your
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ass as you cum to joy. Slowly return to a flat position and slowly sit up,
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fondling your balls. Now eat every damned thing you use for your hot sex.
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Sorry folks, don't know how I could write anything so damned sick. But
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try everything for the hell of it, and if you're fat enough, shove the
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whole damned refrigerator up into your anal tract.
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(c)1990 Toxic Shock.
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The Followers Of Fetus
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Fetal Juice
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Gross Genitalia
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Bloody Afterbirth
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