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Mr. Headache's Underground #4
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/ * _ _ * \
> * |\/|r. Headache's Underground #4 * 1 Oktober 1998 * <
\ * <20> <20> * /
/ '***********************************************************' \
\________________________________/\_________________________________/
___ ____
_ _ /44// /44// Nummer Vier.
_|#|_|#|_ /44// /44// Tidningen <20>r snyggast med
|#########| /44//_/44//___ typsnittet "Fixedsys". V<>lj
<20>|#|<7C>|#|<7C> /4444444444444// "spara som fil" och i formatet
|#########| <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>744//<2F><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> "oformaterad text". Bilden till
<20>|#|<7C>|#|<7C> /44// v<>nster f<>rest<73>ller INTE Homo<6D>lgen
<20> <20> /44// Gryzor, det <20>r en _fyra_ ditt dr<64>gg.
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
"t<>nK oM mAn N<>GoN g<>nG sKuLle f<> mEr c0lA <20>n iS i eN mUgg p<>
mCdOnAlDz. t<>nK vAd lYckLig mAn sKuLle bLi d<>."
(EuB #1)
1 Ledare................................Mr. Headache
2 <20>letta................................Al Capone
3 Demac r<>ddar liv (kanske inte)........Demac
4 Veckans t<>nt..........................Mr. Headache
5 IRC-log fr<66>n #flashback...............Mr. Headache
6 VM 1998...............................Mr. Headache
<20> i dr<64>gg
<20> i fyllefrossa
7 PERSONNR.PRGM till TI-83..............Mr. Headache
8 Song2.................................[Rippad av Blur]
9 T<>ntig lag............................Mr. Headache
.---------------------------------------------------------------.
| Disclaimer [Fr<46>ns<6E>ga sig ansvar] |
| <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> |
| Denna text KAN best<73> av olagligheter. <20>r det inte olagligt |
| s<> t<>nk <20>ver allt en g<>ng till. Tips och dylikt fungerar |
| verkligen. Jag uppmanar ingen till brott, och ber alla t<>nka |
| <20>ver vad de skall g<>ra. Man kan faktiskt inneha information |
| utan att anv<6E>nda den. ____ |
| __________________________OBS!__________________________ |
| Det <20>r absolut f<>rbjudet f<>r alla myndighetspersoner och |
| personer utsedda av dessa att l<>sa detta e-zine utan min |
| skriftliga till<6C>telse eller order om husrannsakan. |
| <20>vertr<74>delse mot detta leder till att all information |
| publicerad h<>r kommer att underk<72>nnas som bevisf<73>ring i |
| svensk domstol enligt Sveriges Rikes Lag. |
| <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> |
'---------------------------------------------------------------'
.---------------------------------------------------------------.
| Starta prenumeration: |
| mailto: mr_headache@rocketmail.com (subject "subscribe") |
| --- |
| Avsluta prenumeration: |
| mailto: mr_headache@rocketmail.com (subject "unsubscribe") |
| --- |
| Antal prenumeranter: ((2353-3)/87) st |
'---------------------------------------------------------------'
*******************************************************************
* 1 * Ledare [Mr. Headache] ***************************************
*******************************************************************
Uggh. Teler<65>kningen har kommit, s<>ssarna vann valet och Rip fick
300:- i b<>ter s<> det h<>r blir en kort ledare. Men skriv in eller ge
i alla fall lite respons. Annars l<>ter jag fylla detta elektroniska
zine med kod till TI-83:an och IRC-loggar. Jag b<>rjar i detta
nummer.
Pe<EFBFBD>ss! Gl<47>m inte bort att bes<65>ka sidan med alla roliga svenska
hack/phreak/crack/knirq/mafia/war e-zines!
URL: http://www.geocities.com/Baja/1156/ezines/
Mr. Headache
Mr. Headache's Underground
mr_headache@rocketmail.com
http://www.geocities.com/Baja/1156/
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* 2 * <20>letta [Al Capone] ******************************************
*******************************************************************
From: "Al Capone" [al.capone@mafia.com]
To: mr_headache@rocketmail.com
Subject: Underjord
Heftet underground-zine
Artikeln om Wild-Bill rockar
IU n<>sta nummer skriv en artikel om att Black Moses
numera kallas Al Capone eftersom han inte vill
f<EFBFBD>rknippas med sm<73>rsjungande niggrar!!!!!!
You got what I want, Baby
Al Capone
J.M. Bullshit Ltd.
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* 3 * Demac r<>ddar liv (kanske inte) [Demac] **********************
*******************************************************************
H0h0h0! OK...here's the true story:
Vi var p<> en fest med massor av kr<6B>ka (heter det fest annars?)
och flertalet d<>ckade. Framf<6D>r allt en kille som till slut l<>g
totalt medvetsl<73>s. Ambulans och polis tillkallades s<> d<>rf<72>r fun-
derade jag och Demac p<> att knata hem. Tyv<79>rr var Demacs cykel
stulen. S<> n<>r polisen anl<6E>nder hopar sig Demac fram genom m<>ng-
den och hinner fram till plitarna f<>rst av alla. Han b<>rjar
tjafsa om att han vill anm<6E>la sin (stulna?) cykel stulen. D<>
kommer morsan till det d<>ckade offret fram till snuten och vill f<>
plitarna med sig och p<> s<> s<>tt f<> hem hennes son i n<>gorlunda
skick. Demac tar ingen reson om detta utan forts<74>tter att tjata om
sin polisanm<6E>lan. Morsan b<>rjar b<>la "det handlar om att r<>dda ett
m<EFBFBD>nniskoliv" medan det enda Demac s<>ger <20>r: "dricker man sprit f<>r
man faan skylla sig sj<73>lv!" men b<>rjar i alla fall den l<>nga
vandringen hem. D<> hittar vi Demacs cykel tio meter ifr<66>n st<73>llet
d<EFBFBD>r han st<73>llde den.
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* 4 * Veckans t<>nt [Mr. Headache] *********************************
*******************************************************************
______________
VECKANS T<>NT
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
T<>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NT
T<>NT |<7C><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>| T<>NT
T<>NT | christian.gren@swipnet.se | T<>NT <---T<>NT
T<>NT |________________________________| T<>NT
T<>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NTT<54>NT
*Plankade mitt koncept "k<>ndisars adresser"
*Ful hemsida...det <20>r INTE inne med "min-egen-personliga-
pluttenuttiga-hemsida-d<>r-det-st<73>r-mer-om-mig-<2D>n-i-S<>PO:s-filer"
*Christian <20>r helt utan konkurrens den h<>r g<>ngen.
Har du n<>got att s<>ga Chrille...
maila mig p<> mr_headache@rocketmail.com
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* 5 * PERSONNR.PRGM [Mr. Headache] ********************************
*******************************************************************
R<EFBFBD>kna ut ett falskt personnummer.
Funkar till de flesta Texas Instruments. Mycket anv<6E>ndbart om du
sitter p<> t<>get, inte har n<>gon biljett och kondukt<6B>ren (det heter
numera t<>gm<67>staren, jag vet) kommer. -> <20>r samma sak som STO->
knappen p<> r<>knaren. Programmet funkar garanterat ocks<6B> till Basic
(VisualB eller QuickB, kvittar) om du skriver om vissa kommandon
som inte finns d<>r. Maila mig om du har n<>gra fr<66>gor.
PS! Jag vet att det <20>r lamt skrivet men vem bryr sig egentligen?
PROGRAM:PERSONNR :If S=18:1->S :If J>60:70->K
:ClrHome :If T=10:1->T :If J>70:80->K
:Disp "MATA IN DE" :If T=12:1->T :If J>80:90->K
:Disp "9 F0RSTA." :If T=14:1->T :If J>90:100->K
:Disp "(980901-387)" :If T=16:1->T :If J>100:110->K
:Disp "EN EFTER EN," :If T=18:1->T :If J>110:120->K
:Disp "ENTER EMELLAN." :If U=10:1->U :K-J->L
:Input A :If U=12:1->U :ClrHome
:Input B :If U=14:1->U :Disp "PERS.NR:"
:Input C :If U=16:1->U :Output(2,1,A)
:Input D :If U=18:1->U :Output(2,2,B)
:Input E :If V=10:1->V :Output(2,3,C)
:Input F :If V=12:1->V :Output(2,4,D)
:Input A :If V=14:1->V :Output(2,5,E)
:Disp "-" :If V=16:1->V :Output(2,6,F)
:Input G :If V=18:1->V :Output(2,7,"-")
:Input H :If W=10:1->W :Output(2,8,G)
:Input I :If W=12:1->W :Output(2,9,H)
:2*A->S :If W=14:1->W :Output(2,10,I)
:2*C->T :If W=16:1->W :Output(2,11,L)
:2*E->U :If W=18:1->W :Disp ""
:2*G->V :S+B+T+D+U+F+V+H+W->J :Disp "(C)"
:2*I->W :If J>10:20->K :Disp "MR.H34D4CH3"
:If S=10:1->S :If J>20:30->K :Disp "[ENTER]"
:If S=12:1->S :If J>30:40->K :Pause
:If S=14:1->S :If J>40:50->K :ClrHome
:If S=16:1->S :If J>50:60->K
*******************************************************************
* 6 * VM i dr<64>gg [Mr. Headache] ***********************************
*******************************************************************
VM i dr<64>gg 1998
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Plac Namn Comments
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
1) Anders "Tequila Sunrise" N helt otippad
2) Al Capone proppade vasken
3) Mr. Headache kom <20>ver spystadiet-tr<74>skeln
Kommentar p<> alla: h<>r snackar vi procent och _inte_ promille!
Ni hade juh (n<>stan) hemmaplan era j<>vlar! N<>sta g<>ng sopar jag
banan!
VM i fyllefrossa 1998
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
1) Mr. Headache
2) Ej bed<65>mbart
3) Ej bed<65>mbart
Enligt n<>gorlunda s<>kra k<>llor <20>ger OS i dr<64>gg 1998 rum i Al
Capone's enkla boning.
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* 7 * IRC-log fr<66>n #flashback [Mr. Headache] **********************
*******************************************************************
Session Start: Thu Sep 17 13:09:19 1998
*** Now talking in #flashback on irc.dal.net
*** Ditt nick: JoeDalton
*** Din Server: ohare.az.us.dal.net
*** ChanServ changes topic to '#Flashback...Home of Underground
(http://www.flashback.se)(FNA#108 ute nu!)(Registeringskoden
till mIRC: Namn: Cracked Password: 9696-1070977)(JoeDalton)'
*** ChanServ sets mode: +tr
#flashback url is http://www.flashback.se
[Maffia2000] hello
* Maffia2000 is using Mafia Script Version 5.5 Gold Edition
* Maffia2000 Get it at Http://www.henterprises.com/sh/
[JoeDalton] <20>h vad tufft
[JoeDalton] <---<2D>lskar scripts med 100% stavfel
[Maffia2000] vad menar du
[JoeDalton] Mafia suger
[Maffia2000] vad e best d<>
[JoeDalton] best? b<>st? WellScript s<> klart
[Maffia2000] vad
[Maffia2000] var kan man ladda ner den d<>
[JoeDalton] p<> www
[Maffia2000] kan jag f<> addresen
[JoeDalton] nope
[JoeDalton] jag gillar inte att en massa lejmers anv<6E>nder det
*** Ger nollan fingret (WellScript 3.1)
[JoeDalton] /"\
[JoeDalton] |\./|
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[JoeDalton] |>~<|
[JoeDalton] | |
[JoeDalton] /'\| |/'\..
[JoeDalton] /~\| | | | \
[JoeDalton] | =[@]= | | \
[JoeDalton] | | | | | \
[JoeDalton] | ~ ~ ~ ~ |` ) En bild s<>ger mer
[JoeDalton] | / <09>n tusen ord...
[JoeDalton] \ / WellScript 3.1
[JoeDalton] \ /
[JoeDalton] \ ____ _/
[JoeDalton] |--//''`\--|
[JoeDalton] | (( +==)) |
[JoeDalton] |--\_|_//--|
*** Fingret sitter i Maffia2000:s nylle
[Maffia2000] tack
[Maffia2000] ska jag ta det som en komplimang
[JoeDalton] nej, f<>r det var fanimej en f<>rol<6F>mpning
[Maffia2000] jag skulle vilja l<>ra mig lite enkla hackas
[Maffia2000] es
[JoeDalton] jas<61>
[JoeDalton] g<>r det d<>
[Maffia2000] jag skulle vilja l<>ra mig lite enkla hackes
[Maffia2000] men var kan man f<> grejer
[JoeDalton] leta p<> www f<>rfan
[Maffia2000] vad
[Maffia2000] www.???.??
[JoeDalton] nerd...s<>k p<> altavista eller n<>t
[Maffia2000] m<> vad
[JoeDalton] om vad?
[JoeDalton] hacking s<> klart
[Maffia2000] p<> vad
[Maffia2000] ok tack
[Sbtr] harpans klara l<>ten
[Sbtr] ahh
[Sbtr] r<>r till andakt varje ton
[Sbtr] tram tram
[Sbtr] v<>rlden blir f<>rg<72>ten
[Sbtr] hj<68>rtat gl<67>der vid varje ton
[Sbtr] k<>nns i sj<73>l
[Sbtr] dubbelprakt!
[Sbtr] fett med makt! :)
[Sbtr] stampa takt
[Maffia2000] by
[JoeDalton] har du bytt nick
[_H2SO4_] jag gillar inte att anv<6E>nda det
[_H2SO4_] nja
[_H2SO4_] jag fick lite skit f<>r det s<> jag b<>t
[_H2SO4_] =)
[_H2SO4_] vat du mycket om kemi ??
[_H2SO4_] vet
[JoeDalton] hmmm jag n<>tar nog IG i kemi men <20>nd<6E>...lite kan jag
[_H2SO4_] ok
[JoeDalton] h-2-s-o-4 det-<2D>r-sva-velsyra
[_H2SO4_] d<> kan jag f<>rklara bytet
[_H2SO4_] av nick
[_H2SO4_] h betyder ju negativ laddning och det va en snubbe
som h<>ngde upp sig p<> det
[_H2SO4_] litet h
-
[WellScript 3.1 System Error:]
Det finns 3 / 11 oppar p<> kanalen.
Det finns $opnick(#,0) oppar av $nick(#,0) andra p<> kanalen.
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[Jannina22] e du dum....hehe vi sitter h<>r b<>da ...
[JoeDalton] vem menar du?
[Jannina22] vad menar vem??
[Jannina22] men menar vad ???
[[slam]scooter] vem
[JoeDalton] menar du mig menar jag?
[JoeDalton] h0h0
[_H2SO4_] s<> jag b<>t till det lite mer korekta
[demac] N<>r demac hade sex f<>rsta g<>ngen beh<65>ll han
kvittot...hehe
* demac tycker att demac <20>r en LAMER
* demac <20>ppnar sin v<>ska och plockar fram...ETT BASEBALL-TR<54>! Han
smyger fram till demac och 1-2-3! Han sl<73>r demac h<>rt r<>tt i
k<>ften med det...SCHMACK! Du demac, s<>k upp en tandl<64>kare va,
f<>r du ser inte s<> bra ut i ansiktet...
[JoeDalton] p<> karnevalen? fick du n<>t kvitta d<>
[JoeDalton] kvitto even
[demac] hehe
[demac] hon va fan GRATIS hora ju
[JoeDalton] yepp
[JoeDalton] gratis=bra
[demac] mm
-ChanServ- #fjortisar is operated by ChanServ
-ChanServ- #fjortisar is a registred channel
*** db was kicked by JoeDalton (H<>r skulle st<73>tt en orsak men jag
tycker det <20>r uppenbart)
*** You were kicked by db (%A%) (vi vill inga banditer ha.)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
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*** Topic is '(A) No Gods No Masters (E)'
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[D9^THC] :)
[db] hm
[JoeDalton] sn<73>lla kicka mig igen
[JoeDalton] jag gillar det
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*** Attempting to rejoin...
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*** D9^THC sets mode: +b JoeDalton
*** You were kicked by Galadriel (banned)
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Closing Link: JoeDalton[dialup666-1-18.swipnet.se]
(Quit: t<>nK oM mAn N<>GoN g<>nG sKuLle f<> mEr c0lA <20>n iS i eN mUgg p<>
mCdOnAlDz. t<>nK vAd lYckLig mAn sKuLle bLi d<>. (WellScript 3.1))
Sensmoral:
Jag hatar alla lejmers p<> IRC! D<><44>! (MeglaW menar p<> att d<> hade vi
inte haft n<>gon att dissa, men det hade det varit v<>rt tycker jag.
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* 8 * Song2 [Rippad av Blur] **************************************
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I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is no
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Woo hoo
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time
But I'm never sure why
I need you
Pleased to meet you
I got my head done
When I was young
It's not my problem
It's not my problem
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Woo hoo
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time
But I'm never sure why
I need you
Pleased to meet you yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah
<EFBFBD> Blur
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* 9 * T<>ntig lag [Mr. Headache] ***********************************
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Nu vill Regeringen st<73>nga alla chattar pga personuppgiftslagen.
Personuppgiftslagen <20>r d<>d. Leve personuppgiftslagen.
*******************************************************************
Mr. Headache's Underground
mr_headache@rocketmail.com
http://www.geocities.com/Baja/1156/
Pe<EFBFBD>ss! Tyckte du det h<>r numret s<>g? Hade du l<>st noggrant hade du
sett att det st<73>r "Om du inte <20>r n<>jd garanterar vi att du kommer
att vilja ha pengarna tillbaka".
Till slut: Det roligaste som finns:
* <20>k ut p<> landet och v<>lt sovande kor (De sover st<73>ende)! *
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
|E|n|d|O|f|F|i|l|e|
|G|o|o|d|L|u|c|k|!|
<20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20>